I have a very serious matter that needs your input, there’s one fine girl in my office I’m trying to catch, as she was not greeing for any of my normal moves I allowed my friend to carry me to one jazz man who constructed one odeshi for me.

Having followed all the rituals and prohibitions I left it in her desk, after 2 weeks nothing happened and to add insult to injury she was promoted, is now my oga and is now dating one useless local boy with dreadlocks. Can you imagine?

I have been back to that useless jazzman and the man has been speaking grammar telling me that because I wore red shirt and black trouser rather than red trouser and black shirt the thing didn’t take.

I want to sue this idiot for breach of verbal contract; my friend says I should not as the man will jazz me but obviously I know his products are fake. Other people are saying I shouldn’t waste my time but this is embarrassing and depressing, everyday I have to see this fine girl who is doing me longer throat with that her fineness, and this man took my money for nothing.

please help

chigomiced:
I have a very serious matter that needs your input, there’s one fine girl in my office I’m trying to catch, as she was not greeing for any of my normal moves I allowed my friend to carry me to one jazz man who constructed one odeshi for me.
Having followed all the rituals and prohibitions I left it in her desk, after 2 weeks nothing happened and to add insult to injury she was promoted, is now my oga and is now dating one useless local boy with dreadlocks. Can you imagine?
I have been back to that useless jazzman and the man has been speaking grammar telling me that because I wore red shirt and black trouser rather than red trouser and black shirt the thing didn’t take.
I want to sue this idiot for breach of verbal contract; my friend says I should not as the man will jazz me but obviously I know his products are fake. Other people are saying I shouldn’t waste my time but this is embarrassing and depressing, everyday I have to see this fine girl who is doing me longer throat with that her fineness, and this man took my money for nothing.
please help

Your post is funny, I won't lie!

Troll

JuanDeDios:

Your post is funny, I won't lie!

i know

So what should we do for u

The cash works faster than love medicine
Get a better job!

Mumunism

Chai!! God punish u small. lol
guy u mean say with all the fine girls wey full scatter everwhere, u still dey find love charm. Verbal contract fire. Tomoro babe wey fine pass go waka pass u, u will then sue the jazz man for ''breach of creation contract ''

shame ....still usin love medicine...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha is dis a joke or wat, are u really sure u are in love? Bros abeg check ur self well well oo .

Na Ahmadioha catch u

And it made frontpage ?

And this nonsense made front page.
*Spits on .....*

Hmmmmmm guy u funny oo..

Make she use rod na

Haha

This šhīt is funny

...looks like ur a working class.....u have time to waste..




keep wasting it OK??

Nothing way we no go see ƒσя nairaland

You belong to the 18th century.

Come lemme take you to my village

You better repent before it is too late for you.
Now you still have grace and time to adjust your ways!!
ppl no longer have shame, you are bold to come here to tell us that your love medicine didn't work on her.

If you know that there is NO WEAPON FASHION AGAINST YOU WILL PROSPER hit like.

Ur a fool n d one hu is stupid for attempting such a thing

Oponu Ayirada.
Dem suppose flog you.

The girl will not greeing for u because ur spoken and written grammar is worse...

Abeg next post

You know how they do it in Indian Movies naw?
Carry a guitar to the office... Stand outside the building and start singing.. Don't worry, alot of ppl will join you. Profess your love for her and and and and wait for your boss to call you. Nwanne you'll soon join millions of jobless Nigerians just because of a girl.

The fawk is this doing on FP?

Just too funny,make the girl important and you will see that it is more than your Jazz

chigomiced:
I have a very serious matter that needs your input, there’s one fine girl in my office I’m trying to catch, as she was not greeing for any of my normal moves I allowed my friend to carry me to one jazz man who constructed one odeshi for me.

Having followed all the rituals and prohibitions I left it in her desk, after 2 weeks nothing happened and to add insult to injury she was promoted, is now my oga and is now dating one useless local boy with dreadlocks. Can you imagine?

I have been back to that useless jazzman and the man has been speaking grammar telling me that because I wore red shirt and black trouser rather than red trouser and black shirt the thing didn’t take.

I want to sue this idiot for breach of verbal contract; my friend says I should not as the man will jazz me but obviously I know his products are fake. Other people are saying I shouldn’t waste my time but this is embarrassing and depressing, everyday I have to see this fine girl who is doing me longer throat with that her fineness, and this man took my money for nothing.

please help

How on earth did this make front page?

something is definitely wrong somewhere.
I know this was mistakenly sent to front page, kindly retrieve

u funny o