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MrCork:
^^^^ther u go...typical village girl: always cussin....and then they complain they cant find man on nairaland!

u see sign board for my head
Kettle calling pot black

Fasten ur belt goat

MrCork:
^^^ this is the exact problem wit our black womens....they juss pop outter no where and start cussin inosent citizens for nothing. why she cussin and wot has that gots to do wit our thread?

agbero oshi
Quote me again

MrCork:
....^^^^ who is this coconut head Ghana girl talkin to? ..hav u been to London? ..Goat!!

omg! look at your cucumber head
Hav been to LONDON btw
U this ajegunle kid

MrCork:
...ladies ...serrriously, if me or any Londoner stands next to u with those home base guys...who wud u choooose?

...ladies..serrriously...shud I even be askin this question?

ode
Go siddon

mrking3:
Now this is what I call BEAUTIFUL! I bet folks crushing on Pa. Buhari's daughter Zarah or what ever she's been called haven't seen this !!! Just cute and naturally pretty unlike Zarah's photoshoped pics flying over twitter.

what's this one saying

Hehehe
Lies

merit12:

Op please I'm looking for seun,did you see him?

em don BAN am

herald9:
If only you knew how to make your boyfriends join Nairaland... He could have known what you wished he knew...

he's a nairalander btw

Men claim women are much more complicated than them, but what about our side of the story? It's actually really simple to make a woman happy - if they'd only look out for the signs!
​Boyfriends make the best of friends and amazing lovers, but it goes without saying that sometimes (okay, a LOT of the time) we think men could do more. Familiar phrases spring to mind; 'He never makes enough effort', 'he's always with his friends' and 'he never notices me,' but as they say, boys will be boys.

1. Small things count
Some guys think all they have to do is surprise us once and they’re set for life, but trustus, we're keeping note. Why not pick-up our favourite feel-good treat while you’re on your way home this evening (clue, it's either wine, chocolate or cheese) or buy us that new book we've been talking about non-stop. Trust us, our appreciation will show

2. Confidence is hot, arrogance is NOT
Every girl loves a man who’s comfortable in his own skin. It makes us feel safe and protected and nothing feels sexier than that. But arrogance? We. Can’t Stand It

3. Chivalry is not dead
Be old fashioned from time to time - we freaking loveit. Pay on the first date, hold the door for us and walk us to the front door

4. Don’t be a man-baby
We’re nurturing, yes. Women love taking care of their men and helping them out, but as soon as we feel like we’re in mummy mode we want out. Most guys are kids at heart, but if we’re doing more than a bit of cuddling (i.e. cutting your food into little pieces) then there’s definitely a BIG problem.

5. Listen and take interest
After a hectic day all we want our man to do is listen. Women like to talk and pour their feelings out - it’s a well known fact. We confide in you, because we trust you to make us feel better. So please just mute the TV, put down your beer and just listen dammit!

6. Be honest
It’s true when they say honesty is the best policy. Telling a fib might seem like a great idea now, but women always find out and when we do it ain't pretty. Most importantly, don’t cheat and lie about it. That's just cowardly

7. Make us a priority
Women need to feel like they’re more important than an a video game abi wetin em dy call am. Of course men need to spend time with their friends and have some down time, but 3rd place isn’t cool. If your girl doesn't feel like she’s a priority then you're doing something very wrong buddy.

8. Notice the small things
Everyone wants to be noticed by their partner. New hairstyle? New clothes? New dress size? New bra? Say something to acknowledge our effort, besides we (partially) did it for you!

9. Take it slow (in bed)
It can’t get any worse than a man finishing before we've even started. Women take longer to reach orgasm and pre-intimacy is key - take your time and don’t rush. Thank you

10. Turning down sex is NOT a big deal
More often than not, if we turn down sex, it probably has nothing to do with you. We all have our down days - exhaustion, stress, worry? They’re all major mood killers. It happens - don't take it personally

11. Help us
There’s nothing more irritating than a lazy man. Try helping us out with household chores, the school run and daily errands. It’s just as much your responsibility as it is ours

12. Learn to say sorry
Stop being so stubborn! If it’s your fault and you’re clearly in the wrong you owe it to us. Go on, say the magic word. Sorry can go a long way in relationships...

13. Sometimes we really do feel like sh*t
Men think women are attention seekers most of the time, but sometimes we actually do feel like crap. Don’t forget those painful cramps, headaches and PMS. Periods are hell to deal with - give us a break

14. Take care of your hygiene
Some guys ehn Brushed your teeth? Showered? Deodorised? You’re a grown ass man, just do it already

15. Know yourself
We need to be on the same page. If a man knows what he wants and is self-assured they're a lot less likely to seek fulfilment in pointless things like getting wasted with mates and talking to 10 other chicks, (for which there's zero tolerance for by the way)

16. Do not forget our anniversary or birthday
There’s 365 days in a year and you only have to remember 2 of them, that’s why we get annoyed. Set a reminder on your phone, write it in your planner or tell your mum if you have to (just don't tell us you did), but whatever you do, do NOT forget.but how on earth will you forget my birthday

17. Respect us
Some men don't value their partners as much as they should. Love her like it's your last day, appreciate her for all that she is and be grateful for everything she does. Think about it

To All my ladies, Is there something else you wish your man knew? Share it with us

chimerase2:
abeg oh ma hand no dey oh
Cus me no need her trouble nw

coward

chimerase2:

warris dis

runnazz:
lolz..if u like love anything as long as u grant him laissez-passer no p

grant wetin

Him: I love you
Me : I love youtube

Pesin wey get head no get cap
Pesin wey get cap no get head

Some girls tho

mirexxx:
yes o hw u did morning?

am fine like fine thank you

Chimerase:

bad belle. Is allowed

mirexxx:
nyc1 ggrin

no one can drive us crazy unless we give em the key *nice siggy*

Egbere badluck Jonatan,c ur life