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frankben: yea. M gonna eat that poosay

Jbluv55: Sorry I'm attending to you a bit late ma'am. I got arrested by unclespambot because I refused to tip it .

I'm free now so what shall I serve you?

Beey: Seems like it's slowly turning to a porn script writing.

frankben: perfect timing hon. I honestly need to put my something inside that your something. *carries her in my arms and heads to the upper room*

Beey: Nawa ohh for this NL blind love.

frankben: lets keep kissing. That's what we're here for.

iceberylin: ČŐMĔ ĹĔŤŚ ŔŐČĶ ĴŐŐŔ...
ĤŐPĔ Ú ŃŐ ßĔ he-girl
14years ŃŐ ßĔ 14days o

frankben: *french kisses her immediately*

what took you so long baby?

iceberylin: ČŐŃŚĨĎĔŔ ÚŔ ŦÚŤÚŔĔ ĤÚßßy ŃÁ...

cooljoe: badt gal doing badt tins

iceberylin: ŴĤĔŔĔ ĨŚ ggrin

daveP: (mounts stage as music hits d airwaves) thank you! Thank you(bow tie falls, picks it up and replaces it) erm where was....( it falls again. Stamps it underfoot in annoyance) yes we just gat news. Theyve been cleared for landing. Can we bow for a word of prayer for the celebrants safe arrival (no one bulges. Test mic)


1,2 testing

619! 619! Pu puh 619... Okay!

(to band) Give me a K

re: K

give me an E

re:E

give me an L

re: L

give me a V

re:V!

Give me an I N G

re:I N G

to the R A P

everyone: R A P

me: ohhhhh! Im feeling this(walks to and fro stage)


(watches ggrin and uniben still dancing)


to the I the C, and the Sssssssss


oohhhh(na small boy o)



all: oohhhhhhhh(applause, as camera starts rolling, wipes off sweatless head)

cdamsel: we saying same thing,2hrs should be enough 4 u to rape him na

cooljoe: dem tell u say I bin dey sleep before. Dat ur flat stomach sha. May I pm u, pls

cdamsel: its more dan enough time na

cdamsel: Na one of them he-she be that?
Takes my kelvin back,befor them burst him yarn*h

daveP: (whistles and four men dressed in janitor-uniforms clutch their hands, gives d guy one 'konk' for head, 'koko' forms shapali. D girl-boy is gone) find her-him fast!!!

Unibenstudent: *holds her hands and invites her for a dance*

cdamsel: oya take kelvingraphics 4 2hrs,feel better?

cooljoe: Me, I'd very much like to "mistakenly" put my hands in dat ggrin's belly button, before mistakenly ...

daveP: (looks as she-he makes noise) whats d meaning of dis? Where are my bouncers? (a few members of the band drop their instrument and rush to drag she-he out amidst deafening screams of pleas. The door shuts behind them) now to the order of the day!!!! (claps per milli-seconds)

cdamsel: No vex say my stripper skills better pass yours?at least it made kelvingraphics put a ring on it

But I fit borrow u for this night sha o,we have to strike a deal,if i borrow u u go return am so?

Ehhh,sorry I beat you to the thread abeg no vex,just hug transformer

Silkmoth33: how?

iceberylin: ĤĨŤŚ ggrin ßŐŐߌ
ĹĔŤŚ Č ĤĔŔ ŔĔÁČŤĨŐŃ

iceberylin: ĶĔĹVĨŃ ŚŐ Ú ĎŐŃ MÁŔŔŶ
ĤßĎ ßŔŐ..ĴÁĤ ĞŐ MÁĶĔ Ú ßĨqqeŔ