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valdes00: R€t@rd fellow

shey u knw say d thunder wey go fire ur bluckos still dy do press up sha stup!d fellow

i started dating this guy like a month ago and i love him sooo much. but he says he hurts the ones he loves so he hits me. he slaps my here and there and sometimes punched me in
the arm or stomach. i've had bruises on my arms because of him. but i like it. i feel like a deserve it. last night he convinced me that cutting is good for you so he cut my wrist and i cut his and we drank each others blood. we are going to do it again tonite and then make love but he said he needs to cut his name onto my breasts and mine onto his chest. im so stressed that i wont be able to please him enough. i just brushed my hair and its falling out in clumps. im just gonna put in my extensions tonite and hopee he doesnt notice. does this sound weird to anyone because my best friend is deisgusted by it.
Please help me lord





andyblaze student

cbrass: Just makesure your legs are wide open when you do that

weyrey

Jesu

Dolcilicious: Behind u

I miss u

cbrass: ggrin the crusher

I'll crush u o

Sallychizzl3: If ggrin doesn't post it, who will

sallychizzl3 will

cbrass: Like you appeared in my dream and made it wet..looking for my Ak47

cbrass d dreamer

Dolcilicious: ur confused or wha?

whr hv u bin

Pls die

iceberylin: C ur life

wetin do ya life

Psquare ft weird mc: bizzy body


We bring you back again
Da remix
With your bizzy body eh
Yo P
every body eh
Its the Weird MC
eh eh eh [this is the remix] (x3)
eh eh eh

Ok now
bring it on now
Here we go now
With the flow now [huh]
Peter, Paul and Shola
This na fresh from naija
Oya

See them, see them
them done come back again now
I beg you sister, abi you get one
agenda
Why you put me in between the middle
of the center
cos me no like no pretender



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Kill her

Ukwu

Clement my man

Karleb: ggrin I hope you are jotting down the salient points and hopping to provide us with the uncensored version and not this oyinbo writeup?!

*yarns*

What you are about to read is worth sharing with everybody you love. There are some mistakes that are ignorantly made; mistakes that would have been avoided if people knew better. Without
further ado, here are some of the mistakes I have noted. I hope you would found them useful.

1. SHARING TOOTHBRUSH WITH THEIR
MEN
The things I hear. Chai! Ladies share toothbrush with their men in the name of love? Chineke Nna! Abeg abeg, ladies stop sharing toothbrushes with your boyfriends. This is not love, it is stupidity.
Don’t get it wrong, the ladies that do this are not necessarily broke, so there is no way they would have been doing it because of lack of money. They consider it an act of love, an act of loyalty. Eww!
Babes, show yourselves some love, get your own brush. And when you are going home, go with your toothbrush too. Stop using your brush to claim space; the girl coming after you’ve gone home will use your brush to brush away dirt from her jeans. I tell you.

2. USING THEIR FRIEND’S PHONE TO
CALL THEIR MAN
As much as possible, do not use your girlfriend’s phone to call your man. Especially when all your girlfriends keep telling you “your man is hot.” The thing is that one day, one of your friends might
out of boredom dial your man or vice versa and the rest as they say will become history. Many have lost their men this way. Don’t add to the number.

3. WALKING WITH THEIR BAGS ON THE
SIDE OF THE ROAD
Many ladies have lost their valuables by hanging their bags on the hand that is on the side of the road. This is very wrong especially when you are in crowded cities or crime prone cities. Keep your bags away from the road to avoid losing your
valuables and maybe your arm too.

4. BENDING OVER TO TALK TO A GUY IN
A CAR
This is a common sight. A guy pulls up and winds down; the lady bends over to hear what the guy is going to say. Most often than not, the lady puts her face right inside the car to talk to a total stranger. Odikwa very risky. Some unwholesome
guys might make you inhale stuff that might compromise your sense of judgement. When a guy pulls up with a car, stand in such a way to force the guy to stick out his neck to talk to you. It is better that way; don’t you think so?




BITG
andyblaze student