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He should be disowned oooo..
After the agreement they all made for the contribution and now he's renegade on the agreement...
Make him no worry..
The girlfriend Will show him fire then he go remember karma

Wait ooo so we can conclude Jesus killed him 😃😃😃

Jakarta:
This thing do me back then in school. When ever I sight the babe, my dicko go stand, like 25mm steel rod. As soon as I daga her okpo na so I begin avoid her like plague. Very weird feeling then.

Thats pre teen and teen guilt..
because that time u are just experiencing sex and the guilt that comes with it..
Which now u dont even feel even if u Bleep ur friend gf

Nothing wrong in having AS children but if u say na AA u want..then it's ur choice oooo but if u know u dont want to be with this lady..
Break her heart now n let her move on find genuine love..
Don't play with her heart by fucking her.
She lied to u because she knew the stereotype attached to being SS..

Hes still bears a Christian name..
He should change that too

Show us ur wife abeg. I want to see something..

Wait ooo there something I dont understand..
Are u only flirting online or u dey knack these ladies??

Fashionista01:
I think he might be talking about the shege promax

Exactly oooo

Wetin we never see before already..na to kill us remain.
Oga pack ur load n leave aso rock

Dangote has got bloods on his hand indirectly...
No be today

Lol. Nonsense cheating.
If u must sin... sin appropriately jare..

This one ain't no thief but a mentality disturbed person..
The way the narrator sef dey talk.. e no get common sense..
So a thief will be in ur compound since 3 a.m and the choose to climb the roof as an escape route?

This is carelessness on the part of the maintenance crew including captain sef..
Do they think their job is just to enter plane and fly.
That door must have shown signs but Nigerians and the let me manage it a while mentality....

Just endure it..you will be ok....till u can save up n return home.
If u a single guy is complaining what should those who went with their spouses and kids do...

Na normal thing for here in SA ooo.
Na small sized...e dey sweet to chop bread

We all know 4 Milla no go reach..
Except the game allows u to increase the 4m by doing business in Lagos n raise it up to and over 10m..
U must add sporting bet to the option of raising the money...
Add agbero too..disturbing u when u r driving.. that's if the player has a car.
Add the option of fake account statement that the embassy will uncover...

All I see his one mumu... messaging himself back and forth.

Let's go...I'm all in on this one

He probably had connections to those who can buy such property.
Well the boss did the right thing..
What's a former yahoo boy without connection?
As a former yahoo boy that's into real estate, u suppose get guys wey u go fit dey market houses to..
Shaken!

There's nothing wrong...I live outside Nigeria so I know what am saying..
The only problem is that Nigerians attributes these fashion trends to been a bad or spoilt person...
Na when I enter SA I see say dreadlocks na normal thing.. People even have the hairstyle and go to office job.
But in naija u can't even attend a job interview with..talkless the company allowing u to have an interview session.
The way we reason in that country ehn....
It's archaic

Yam will do justice to it... by absorbing the salts

Tendd:
Obolo soup can drain the salt content and make the soup tasteless, although l don't know how the salt works latter in the body.
I however don't add salt to alot of carbohydrates like rice, potatoes,yam, spagetti, noodles etc.No need for it,only trained my tongue so far to get used to it and it has adapted.l don't get it, when people fry ripe plantain and add salt on it.Some do it before and after frying. What is the essence of adding salt on yam, sweet potato,Irish potato etc?
This together with a regular exercise has helped reduce my blood pressure level.

At ur age,you have a need to reduce blood pressure??
How old are u first?

You have staphylococcus..
Go to another lab or better go get ceftriaxone injections...you will be fine..
You girlfriend too needs to get the injection cos she's already got it...
Open up to her n u both get the injection

itzadorable333:
Get orange tree leaves, stems and branches. Get lemon grass. Get scent leaves. Get lime (7). Wash them. Wash your hands. Get clean pot. Get clean water. Put the lemon grass. Then the scent leaves. Cut the limes in two's. Squeeze the juices into the pot. Throw the empty limes into the pot. Then put the orange tree leaves and branches and stems, in order. Pour water until it covers it entirely. Let it almost get to the brim, but no too close lest it boils over and lose its contents. Make the fire ( COAL FIRE OR WOOD FIRE OR STONE FIRE). Then boil for 3 hours. You'll know it's ready when you smell a sharp-sweet aroma that makes you sick in your belly.
You'll do this in the heat of the afternoon, between noon and 3 pm. When it's done, bring it down and allow it to cool ( slightly leave the lid ajar). By 4-5pm take two cups . And then after 30 minutes get something to eat, for you'll feel hungry. Tomorrow morning boil it for 3 minutes, take a cup and drink hot. Let not the sun meet you before you do this . Then after 30 minutes, you eat. In the evening just take and drink. Don't boil. Boil only in the mornings,so wake up early.
Finish it in 7 days. And prepare another one for another 7 days.
By the 13th day you should be OK.
Stop sucking women's coochies randomly.
Reduce your intake of smoke.
Eat more citrus and acidic fruits
But until you finish your treatment, stay away from sex, smoke, alcohol, milk, beans, groundnut oil( and everything from groundnut) and sugar.

See herbalist oooo.... oko olohun🤣😅😅😅

Hezzyluv:
Na was oooo.

But, the weight of paint and water is not same na. The formal is heavier. If he was used to paint and inquisitive, he would have noticed the fraud from where he went to buy it.

So he will be the one to load them into his truck or vehicle...u get brain at all¿?

It's funny how this person thinks egusi should be prepared a particular way..
If e see egusi ijebu you will see that's it's a different type of egusi which has been cooked that way for over generations...
I don't blame her..
I blame technology

vincentont:
There is what they called service legal Agreement between Fintech and Samsung and one of them is found guilty of it. This same thing happened in SLOT around the same year and the customer was ready to take it to court, SLOT gave the customer a replacement just to avoid embarrassment and since Samsung is taking longer time to replace the phone. The funny thing is that A SLOT took Samsung to court because there was a bridge of their agreement but it was later resolved out of court. I got this info around 2023 but it happened 2022

Slot that year...
We bought a phone n instantly wanted to return for another one right inside the shop..
Dem no gree ooo.
1st experience was in 2009.. a course mate bought a Nokia 5200... the internet was working....
What they did was try to fix the phone..
Took a very long time..
Atleast now if u threaten them with a lawyer.. you'd get a replacement phone..
That's progress on slots part.

samwash:
My mind dey tell me say he nor go pass loud music when attract individuals Wen call police or Nigerians don fest constitute for that community before.
Just saying sha.

It's probably overstaying beyond the time agreed with the hall management.. u know Nigerians can like to abuse privileges

McLizbae:
You and him are birds of the same feathers. So, will tearing them change or reverse any wasted time?
BTW, pls don't do like him with your certificate, because those are not his original documents.

We both know what he did was for show n he wouldn't tear his original certificates.
If them give u back the entire money u spent in schooling.. u no go like am

Originalsly:
No doubt ... it is a waste of time having certificates but remain uneducated. This is a graduate whose certificate shows that he has trapped a certain level of information ..... but doesn't know how to use it .... no education.

If I could get a refund from my university...id use that money for a good profitable business .
Nigeria can't keep having graduatedls with no jobs available...and i would suggest we have vocational universities instead of just technical colleges

We all know nairaland no sweet like e be before...
Children of doom and perdition don enter here...