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Confession14:
hahahahahahahahahahahaha..*rolls on the floor and collapse so my boss is giving me a leave* sharp guy

baby how was ur night ??

Godmother:
And of course you cannot pass accross your points without becoming insultive?
I blame your parents for giving you the money for mb. Mannerless thing

sorry for calling u guy and senseless person, but mind urself oh i work hard to recharge my phone, not my parents

Cutehector4u:
thor without the hammer..does dat mke sense..isnt he not god of thunder....

dude without the hammer, thor is useless he is my favourite, but dude i got to say the truth

the beggar is a stingy man, make him stand UP and work hard if HE want to see more than that amount nah

Godmother:
Serious mata! Lol. He too didn't try. He should have just told the guy he didn't have naa instead of giving 100 naira

guy u no get sense,#100 hundred is even 2 much??, if i give a beggar 100 and HE/she say nonsense,,,,i will collect my money back oh

let me start here,,,,, bath 3min,dressing+combing take 2min,,,total 5minutes, so what re u with the remin 5min??

MrsBreezy:
Hes so sexy.

And that half smile he does hmmm

babe i got to sleep, have some works to do tomorrow,,,Good night with a big kiss

clitlicker:
Could someone help to to tell my girl there is nothing wrong if a guy in his 20s is still wearing spiderman boxers

all join guy u never grow, U still have more five years befor u stop

that dude was fighting for his right, sorry dude, nobody fit take over my position, first to comment

naijaboiy:
them dey transmit aids online?

hehe,,,,if i no tell u, u no go no ??

ferdinandex:
hehe... See Guilty conscience.. Who asked if you're a good or bad gal ? Na you dey open your own Yansh now o. Beta talk wetin you do so dat we go fit help you beg.

guy true talk, i support u

naijaboiy:
hahaha...I no hang out with anybody o.

She just wan punish me

if is that THEN u have to punish her back by taking that dudes advice, hehe but no go carry aids enter nairaland oh

pussyeater:
Who tell u say oga jona nor dey phuck ashawo?

those ones no be asha nah, them be international prostitutes, lwkm

EroticAngelina:
I find it really hard to look into my lover's eyes I don't know what's happening, whenever we are looking at each other, his staring becomes so intense, that I look away, and blush. sometimes, tears comes out... I don't know why it's happening. I'm not that shy and I'm so worried about this coz before, this wasn't how things were... I could look into his eyes n not turn or feel shy.. but now, all of a sudden, I'm feeling too shy. should I be worried? or maybe see a doctor?

eeh,,,naijaboiy must hear this, best option is for u to fine eyeglasses or start staring at news caster i learn mine there

pussyeater:
Sneak out make u go phuck ashawo jor

guy oga jona must hear this, hehe

naijaboiy:
Bros my wife no gree me this night o

She just turn face wall

So I say make I satisfy myself with sexuality section

hehe,,,, guy watin u do her, maybe she notice u were hanging out with ericAnglina, i dont no if i get the name right but u no who i am talking about

Zuria:
Really? that's scaring o...lol


Checking

lwkm,,, not to her oh, she no say pekin no start today

naijaboiy:
Op which one are you talking about?

Account number or phone number.

If it's account number,,i know it cos that's the first thing my wife made me learn before we got married

hehe dude, ur a family man and u still dey nairaland by this time of the night?? Oga jona must hear this

tojahh:
What about if your off is switched off, or you are in a tight corner where you need to reach your spouse and you're not with your phone.

Husband/wife... Do you have your spouse's number off hand?

not yet married but still have my twin sis number offheard, the rest is on my phone

Zuria:
So you ain't a Virgin? you are so dead would report you to your mum

she already know the type of son she has, so no need of u telling her

still thinking,,,,,pls wait

eminex:
sure sure... wanna find out ursef?

i will love to,,,,guy bring touch for me make i use check something

Zuria:
Happy Sunday to fellow virgins

hehe virgins still dey?? Anyway my mom still claim to be virgin after given birth to me and my sis

EroticAngelina:
lol

grandma, i lie ??

Cutehector4u:
ur nad ashamed ..... Girls dnt like guys who borrow money to take dem out...

hehe she will understand, and second i borrowed it from her nairaland BF,lwkm,

iceberylin:
I update this Morning la

no prob dude

Confession14:
lemme consssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssult my kissing calendar

hehe kissing calendar, maybe is not yet my day, i'll be waiting for my own day

Cutehector4u:
ok so wetin u wan carry d money do?

i'll use the money take Confession14 out next weekend

Confession14:
ahhh Ghost! Ghost! How many times did i call u...pls try not to send money and ask for hectors acct...ohh sorry try not to send money to hectors acct...oops...i meant try not to send cutehector to money acct...abeg sleep dey my eye buh make wona make peace hear...

hahaha dont mind that guy oh, i was on my own oh when HE was beggin EroticAngelina to send him her account number and she dont want his money,i now send my own account number oh to send the money for both of us, thats all

Cutehector4u:
can u imajine dis guy., sendn me his accnt number to send moni for him...

No be u won share money ??or is it only girls ??

Confession14:
OMG new quarrel subthread! *wakes up, wipes face and sit up to watch* unfortunately they are both my pp's ...oya no fighting...na beg i dey beg

dearie how can i fight here on nairaland when i that dude whats to give me some cash??