₦airaland Forum

itsmero:
Lol... You're even asking... Tohh... Y'all shuld jes knw dat I'm a witch
So nobody shuld look fr My trouble
Or
Haywhy911's trouble

itsmero:
Lol... I'm trying
After all......


I'm a yoruba gehl

itsmero:
Lool.... The connection is strng neh....

itsmero:
Lol.... Its nt time yet.. Me n my people wantu du meetin... Shi ya sa ... U nko?

itsmero:
well.... Me I slept almst thru out the day.. So d sleep wunt come.... Maybe soon sha

Deattorney:
Mutumina Ya aka yi nei??

itsmero:
Lool... Ina kwanan ka? Why u never sleep?

DharmyYinks:
Ok o...I wil say dat i ve heard u oo


Abeg translate "yi hankuri" for me

Adatob:
Mehn dis 2nd list of a tin na yawa o,wich kind of bullcrap is dis nw Who is watching naija nd mexico? MzLarem, Reekado, Adatob, Eskalade, GideonG, mercyda

MzLarem:
Reekado,GideonG,Dr LegitLayo..Go nd sleep,its late.

Bridget001:
Please who has seen his/her level adviser's details for Medicine? Also who has the timetable for Medicine/physiology/anatomy? I pray the 2nd list comes out soon for those who have not yet been admitted.

BoiGrammz:
u no knoow?? Do you live in france??

oga idgaf make we see on monday sir.. I wan come begin my production lessons

khassy if youre reading this the thunder that will fire you is drinking burantashi and opa eyin with claro

temmi001, shey u don dey illy abi??

IDGAF:
Everyone already knows u are the boss na, and I'm a humble,enthusiastic disciple of GideonG................


Am really so grateful bro.......Cant wait 2 see u in the faculty.

BoiGrammz:
TEMMI001!! Iya Ibeji u gimme market sell??

Aijalon alpet khassy wheesin rkarang idgaf yungmilio2 lordseyad agent9 boda bolaji and many more... I cant type much now, how una dey??

fateemah06:
This BVN is so annoying..... I have 15million in
my first bank account, 2.8m in my GTB and
FCMB I have just 560,000 but I Cannot
withdraw because of BVN. Pls can you send me glo
1000 recharge Card? To sell and chop
Biko refund soon

debbiebliss:
lol its The fed poly bauchi. They run two streams A and B . Stream B pay double school fee so dats where they make their money from.

Nicky058:
Ewo oooo, funny u,,,,, don't worry my shades and umbrella is ready,,,,, jst face cap left........


Nw getting scared of d sun, BTW don't raise ur hope, Africa Oyinbo means confirm ebony..... Lolssss
I am

As for d wooing, u must do asset declaration first before I do an audition for u and I knw mzlarem will support me on dis

EINSTEINPG:
GideonG, you are sighted sir.

tens4real:
lol remain how to woo girl nw

tens4real:
kip editing God is watchin u on 3D

tens4real:
i no dat shi.t alredy winks

pushtani:
Omo see me wey I yellow don black in just two weeks in ilorin, the sun here na one kind.
Nicky058,I hear say u be African Oyinbo,if u care a bit about ur skin,,get an umbrella while coming,u hear
JerrySpan,What can I say,just get ready to become charcoal twin

Meanwhile, I will try to go to Lagos hopefully next week after dis reg ish,so I can become fresh and fair again,then I will now wooo Mzlarem ati Nicky Nicky

Anyone dat says backoff will turn black instantly

FTC 1191 to d ladies I wanna toast, cheers!!

Akjwyzepal:
Baba i dy low key o. Nah hope & faith be my new gf o. Hw ur syd na?

NOBODYY:
Found this intresting piece on facebook

Eminems rap group D12 had 6 members with each having a split personality. Well all 12 of them didnt spot anything special about a beat given to them by Dr Dre. They reluctantly got into the studio once to lay some voice on it but that was it. Their lookwarm attitude left it unfinished
Down the line came 50cent. Dre let him listen to the same beat to see if he shared his passion for it. 50 lost his mind when the beat hit his ears. Started hopping on his toes to the sound and chatting these words repeatedly "go shortie it's your birthday." Dre was excited about his approach and the song "in the club" was born
Can you picture the members of D12 in the club when the DJ evokes the volcanic eruption from the dance floor with that same sound they had begging for their attention?
That same beat now has its own Wikipedia page for achievements that includes a spot on Rolling stones 500 greatest songs of all time, ranking 18th @ VH1's top 100 greatest hip hop songs
Dre told them this was going to be a hit but they couldn't see it till it was too late
Producer ID Cabasa is sure to read this with a strong sense of dejavu as he'll recall offering Rugged man a beat he turned down and 9ice built his entire career around it with "Gongo aso" like Mary J Blige turned down what Rihanna made Umbrella with
Life holds out the same drama with the potential to be great that we carry inside of us
Like D12, the willingness to exploit is truncated by short sightedness or outright blindness of many
Like 50 cent, sometimes only u can see what greatness lies in what you have. The fact that a D12 didn't see it doesn't stop u 4rm believing in what you can become by it
Some dreams are tailor made for you and would smack of hopelessness to many more who simply were not born to relate
Dont play Jesus trying 2make d blind see. Realize that some may never see your greatness until it slaps them in the face with the bang called sucess so to thier faces you go. Believe in you - Emma Ugolee

tens4real:
See as haywhy911 jst dey quiet dey observ omor unilorin don dey do bois strng tins oo n wia double gee go hide sef!

NOBODYY:
For real man
I was thinking the list will be out like 2 weeks after d exam
Had i know that it would take this long...I'd av enrolled myself in something

fawaz050:
OGA MI.I NO REACH O.I DEY DREAM DAT TYM NI O

pushtani:
Thunder fire comsit,i say it again, thunder fire dem big time.

Lemme narrate my ordeal and express my frustration.
I was unable to make payment for the tab yesterday (the payment wasn't confirmed)thinking it was service sha,I waited till today,tried with two different bank,still the same. I then went to the stupid comsit,they were asking us to wait,I waited. Then later I was referred to a lady.
I expressed my complaint that I am not able to pay for the tab since xterday, I even stressed the fact that I tried two different banks thinking it was service, but the stupid lady now said "try other banks". In my mind,I was thinking that am I supposed to have an account in all banks,I let dat pass perhaps it's service truly.
I proceeded and asked again that I haven't seen my level adviser details on my portal and what she said," how does that affect my life", in my mind "is this lady slightly retarded"
I was really pissed off,and I just walked out in other to prevent expression of negative or violent emotions.
I jejely went to my department to inquire and I was able to meet the LA and he said the problem is from the comsit and will be rectified soon,exactly what I expected to hear from that stupid lady......