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Foreign Affairs / Re: Barack Obama's Presidency In Fascinating Photos By Pete Souza. by Gidoka(m): 3:38am On Feb 08, 2016
this slave part really got me... "The Door of No Return"? I can only imagine.

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Religion / Re: Chinedu AKA Flavour Back To Base (church Of God Mission Enugu Zone) To Thank God by Gidoka(m): 6:45pm On Feb 07, 2016
Some of these Artists actually started from the Church.
Celebrities / Re: Photo Should Women Go To Jail For False Rape Allegations? by Gidoka(m): 6:36pm On Feb 07, 2016
Since he has done the time, he needs to do the crime..
Sports / Re: A Nairalander With KIPTON & SHARIBUTA Lagos Marathon Race WINNERS by Gidoka(m): 3:20pm On Feb 06, 2016
See the guy's NECK........ shocked
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Signed Artist, Munosings Releases First Single by Gidoka(m): 10:10pm On Feb 05, 2016
During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.” Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!” This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do! When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.” The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!” This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage! The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.” This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job. The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!” This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!” The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks! So who are the real robbers here?
Education / Re: TRUTH REVEALED!! Female Corpper Reportedly Gets Pregnant For JSS 2 Male Student by Gidoka(m): 6:08pm On Feb 05, 2016
Am Corn-Fused...

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Celebrities / Re: Rapper 50 Cent Calls Out P Diddy Over Tupac Shakur's Death by Gidoka(m): 8:13am On Feb 05, 2016
Tupac is alive and well...

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Education / Re: Test Yourself: Can You Solve These? by Gidoka(m): 6:24pm On Feb 04, 2016
Explorers:
5. A female neighbour(a crush) screamed to your apartment, telling you this animal is on the window in her apartment that you should capture it alive for her and offering you #10,000.

What would you do?


What will I do? Baby just pass the night here, you hear..... grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of P-square Chilling With Awilo Longomba In His Hotel Room by Gidoka(m): 6:19pm On Feb 04, 2016
Who is the girl
Education / Re: Test Yourself: Can You Solve These? by Gidoka(m): 4:52pm On Feb 04, 2016
FOUND THE BABY
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot With Students Of Shining Star School Kubwa, Abuja (Pics) by Gidoka(m): 8:52am On Feb 04, 2016
Houseofglam7:
My crush before the war kiss

grin grin grin ......Now After the WAR?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photographers Who Will Do Anything To Capture The Perfect Picture. by Gidoka(m): 8:27am On Feb 04, 2016
Explorers:

lol, Is the cat a celebrity?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photographers Who Will Do Anything To Capture The Perfect Picture. by Gidoka(m): 8:25am On Feb 04, 2016
Explorers:
Getting the perfect picture.

Explorers is this guy on a volcanic mountain?

Jokes Etc / Re: Photographers Who Will Do Anything To Capture The Perfect Picture. by Gidoka(m): 12:24am On Feb 04, 2016
Some are very funny, while others are too extreme.
Foreign Affairs / Re: PHOTOS: Obama First Visit To A US Mosque by Gidoka(m): 12:08am On Feb 04, 2016
Son of perdition.

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Celebrities / Re: Anti-rape Condoms With Teeth For Women (pics) by Gidoka(m): 6:12pm On Feb 03, 2016
The ladies are going to be like: "Bros wait make I wear condom"
Family / Re: See Face Of Man Who Battered His Wife & Inflicted Deep Cut On Her In Lagos(pics) by Gidoka(m): 3:16am On Feb 02, 2016
Another broken home..

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Politics / Re: If You Are Unexpectedly Given 5mins With The President , What W'd You Tell Him? by Gidoka(m): 6:19pm On Jan 31, 2016
Sir do not devalue the NAIRA..
Religion / Re: Imagine You Own This Ride And Your Pastor Asked You To Sow A Seed With It by Gidoka(m): 6:00pm On Jan 31, 2016
I.will wake up from the dream.
Science/Technology / Re: The Look Of The Entire Universe In One Picture -awesome! by Gidoka(m): 9:17pm On Jan 30, 2016
vicraven:
damn! im one of those black dots

No Bro, u are inside one of those black dots....Amazing!!!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Boko Haram In Church by Gidoka(m): 5:06am On Jan 30, 2016
my name is zzzzzzzzzz
TV/Movies / Re: TITANIC: More Facts, Rare Images And Behind The Scene. by Gidoka(m): 4:52am On Jan 30, 2016
Explorers my man, Following u bro...
Celebrities / Re: Di'ja Visits Rahma Haruna The Girl Without Limbs - Pictured by Gidoka(m): 4:43am On Jan 30, 2016
Lord am grateful for health and life.
Celebrities / Re: Shocking: Lady Buried For 8 Months By Boyfriend For Rituals, Survives - Photos by Gidoka(m): 6:54pm On Jan 28, 2016
The heart is deceitful, desperately wicked

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Romance / Re: Dedicate A Pics To Your Nairaland Crush Or Favourite Nairalander.. by Gidoka(m): 9:38pm On Jan 27, 2016
spafu:
No vex, I done copy am.
Enjoy bro
Romance / Re: Dedicate A Pics To Your Nairaland Crush Or Favourite Nairalander.. by Gidoka(m): 7:12pm On Jan 27, 2016
EXAMINATION QUESTION PAPER Time: 2Hrs 30MINS INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS. ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS. 1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks) 2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks) 3. (For Boys) You’re dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks) (B-) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks) 4. You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you don’t want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks) 5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks) 6. (For girls) You’re a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks) 7. You can’t give your wife 1k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10k in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take π=3.142(20 marks)

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Religion / Re: The Apostolic Church Osogbo Making Way For Road Expansion. PHOTO by Gidoka(m): 8:22am On Jan 27, 2016
I see 87million naira on the Cheque.
Health / Re: Zika Virus: Expected To Spread Across The World.... Beware! Source - Bbc by Gidoka(m): 6:29am On Jan 26, 2016
The End is near
Celebrities / Re: See Dede One Day Obituary Poster by Gidoka(m): 11:15pm On Jan 24, 2016
Adieu.

Everyday we live, we risk to die.

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