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Foreign Affairs / Re: Barack Obama's Presidency In Fascinating Photos By Pete Souza. by Gidoka(m): 3:38am On Feb 08, 2016 |
this slave part really got me... "The Door of No Return"? I can only imagine. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Chinedu AKA Flavour Back To Base (church Of God Mission Enugu Zone) To Thank God by Gidoka(m): 6:45pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Some of these Artists actually started from the Church. |
Celebrities / Re: Photo Should Women Go To Jail For False Rape Allegations? by Gidoka(m): 6:36pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Since he has done the time, he needs to do the crime.. |
Sports / Re: A Nairalander With KIPTON & SHARIBUTA Lagos Marathon Race WINNERS by Gidoka(m): 3:20pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
See the guy's NECK........ |
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Signed Artist, Munosings Releases First Single by Gidoka(m): 10:10pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in
the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State.
Your life belongs to you.” Everyone in the bank laid down
quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing
the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the
table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be
civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!” This is called
“Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to
do! When the bank robbers returned home, the younger
robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only
completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s
count how much we got.” The older robber rebutted and
said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will
take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell
us how much we robbed from the bank!” This is called
“Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than
paper qualifications! After the robbers had left, the bank
manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.
But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10
million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70
million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an
unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery
every month.” This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal
Happiness is more important than your job. The next day,
the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the
bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but
they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very
angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took
$20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap
of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to
be a thief!” This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as
gold!”
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his
losses in the share market are now covered by this
robbery.This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to
take risks! So who are the real robbers here? |
Education / Re: TRUTH REVEALED!! Female Corpper Reportedly Gets Pregnant For JSS 2 Male Student by Gidoka(m): 6:08pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
Am Corn-Fused... 3 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: Rapper 50 Cent Calls Out P Diddy Over Tupac Shakur's Death by Gidoka(m): 8:13am On Feb 05, 2016 |
Tupac is alive and well... 1 Like |
Education / Re: Test Yourself: Can You Solve These? by Gidoka(m): 6:24pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Explorers: What will I do? Baby just pass the night here, you hear..... 3 Likes 2 Shares
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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of P-square Chilling With Awilo Longomba In His Hotel Room by Gidoka(m): 6:19pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Who is the girl |
Education / Re: Test Yourself: Can You Solve These? by Gidoka(m): 4:52pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
FOUND THE BABY |
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot With Students Of Shining Star School Kubwa, Abuja (Pics) by Gidoka(m): 8:52am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Houseofglam7: ......Now After the WAR? 3 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photographers Who Will Do Anything To Capture The Perfect Picture. by Gidoka(m): 8:27am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Explorers: lol, Is the cat a celebrity? 2 Likes 1 Share
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Jokes Etc / Re: Photographers Who Will Do Anything To Capture The Perfect Picture. by Gidoka(m): 8:25am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Explorers: Explorers is this guy on a volcanic mountain?
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Jokes Etc / Re: Photographers Who Will Do Anything To Capture The Perfect Picture. by Gidoka(m): 12:24am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Some are very funny, while others are too extreme. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: PHOTOS: Obama First Visit To A US Mosque by Gidoka(m): 12:08am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Son of perdition. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Anti-rape Condoms With Teeth For Women (pics) by Gidoka(m): 6:12pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
The ladies are going to be like: "Bros wait make I wear condom" |
Family / Re: See Face Of Man Who Battered His Wife & Inflicted Deep Cut On Her In Lagos(pics) by Gidoka(m): 3:16am On Feb 02, 2016 |
Another broken home.. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: If You Are Unexpectedly Given 5mins With The President , What W'd You Tell Him? by Gidoka(m): 6:19pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Sir do not devalue the NAIRA.. |
Religion / Re: Imagine You Own This Ride And Your Pastor Asked You To Sow A Seed With It by Gidoka(m): 6:00pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
I.will wake up from the dream. |
Science/Technology / Re: The Look Of The Entire Universe In One Picture -awesome! by Gidoka(m): 9:17pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
vicraven: No Bro, u are inside one of those black dots....Amazing!!! 12 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Boko Haram In Church by Gidoka(m): 5:06am On Jan 30, 2016 |
my name is zzzzzzzzzz |
TV/Movies / Re: TITANIC: More Facts, Rare Images And Behind The Scene. by Gidoka(m): 4:52am On Jan 30, 2016 |
Explorers my man, Following u bro... |
Celebrities / Re: Di'ja Visits Rahma Haruna The Girl Without Limbs - Pictured by Gidoka(m): 4:43am On Jan 30, 2016 |
Lord am grateful for health and life. |
Celebrities / Re: Shocking: Lady Buried For 8 Months By Boyfriend For Rituals, Survives - Photos by Gidoka(m): 6:54pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
The heart is deceitful, desperately wicked 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Dedicate A Pics To Your Nairaland Crush Or Favourite Nairalander.. by Gidoka(m): 9:38pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
spafu:Enjoy bro |
Romance / Re: Dedicate A Pics To Your Nairaland Crush Or Favourite Nairalander.. by Gidoka(m): 7:12pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
EXAMINATION QUESTION PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS. ALL
QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.
1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops
you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time
wasted. (20 marks)
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to
another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general
formula for this type of love. (20 marks)
3. (For Boys) You’re dating around 15 girls and every girl is
demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
(a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(B-) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty
(5marks)
4. You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you don’t want
to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage
Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)
5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your
combined household income is less than 350k. Your
daughter who is awaiting UME result is using iPhone 6s and
Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k. Calculate the Percentage
of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)
6. (For girls) You’re a girl and you have dated 20 guys with
hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate
the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy.
(20 marks)
7. You can’t give your wife 1k for a pot of soup, but you
spend over 10k in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take π=3.142(20
marks) 3 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: The Apostolic Church Osogbo Making Way For Road Expansion. PHOTO by Gidoka(m): 8:22am On Jan 27, 2016 |
I see 87million naira on the Cheque. |
Health / Re: Zika Virus: Expected To Spread Across The World.... Beware! Source - Bbc by Gidoka(m): 6:29am On Jan 26, 2016 |
The End is near |
Celebrities / Re: See Dede One Day Obituary Poster by Gidoka(m): 11:15pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Adieu. Everyday we live, we risk to die. |
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