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Politics / Re: BREAKING!!! Biafra National Team Defeat Taipei Magpies Of Taiwan 4:1 (see Photos by Gidoka(m): 5:25pm On Dec 21, 2015 |
Amberon: OK sir |
Family / Re: If You Didn't Do This (photo) by Gidoka(m): 8:01am On Dec 21, 2015 |
don't see children doing it these days like it was then. 2 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Bathing With Soap And Water Makes Us Clean,what Then Makes The Towel Dirty?? by Gidoka(m): 12:16pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
hahahahaha hahahahaha very funny |
Health / Re: Scientist Develop Super Condoms That Kill HIV Virus And Enhances Pleasure by Gidoka(m): 12:13pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Knowledge has increased... 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Which Pill Would You Take? (pic) by Gidoka(m): 7:59am On Dec 18, 2015 |
Logical... |
Romance / Re: What Is The Meaning Of "Oturu Kpeke"? 18+ Only by Gidoka(m): 5:25am On Dec 18, 2015 |
Yawa don gas, |
Nairaland / General / Re: Shocking World Tragedies Of 2015. by Gidoka(m): 9:03pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Supporting u bro 1 Like |
Romance / Re: He's Very RICH But Has Anger And A TINY Pipi by Gidoka(m): 5:42pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
It's obvious you won't be happy in the relationship. If you end up with him, you will definitely CHEAT. |
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji’s House Warming Party! (Photos) by Gidoka(m): 8:01am On Dec 14, 2015 |
Money has friends, Lots of friends... 22 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: GUYS Beware! Not ALL That Bounces Are Bobby (pix) by Gidoka(m): 4:49am On Dec 13, 2015 |
ggrin:End-time dude |
Crime / Re: Nigeria Woman Killed In South Africa by Gidoka(m): 7:14pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
irunooboo: I PM'd u. 1 Like 1 Share |
Family / Re: Which of These Punishments Did You Serve As A Kid? (Photo) by Gidoka(m): 6:20pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
irunooboo: i have been following ur comments and I'ld like to meet you... |
Family / Re: Which of These Punishments Did You Serve As A Kid? (Photo) by Gidoka(m): 6:16pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
MaxAngellyn: Who be dis? U be Aje b dat |
Jokes Etc / Re: The First Floor......lol by Gidoka(m): 1:19pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
A lady went to store to buy a parrot and asked the sale's
man,"whats so special about the parrot ?"
Sale's man says the parrot can talk so the lady asks the
parrot, "how do i look ?"
The parrot replied "you look like a prostitute!"
The lady got pissed off, and tells the sale's man that its a
very rude parrot and she cannot buy it.
The sale's man told the lady to please wait for two minutes,
so he took the parrot to the back of the store and shoves the
parrot into a bucket of water and when he pulls the parrot
out, he says, "if you disrespect out there i will soak you in
water again.
Then he took the parrot back outside.
The salesman asked the lady to ask the parrot questions
again.
LADY : If i come home withone man what would u think ?
PARROT : He's your husband.
LADY : Two men ?
PARROT : Your husband and his brother.
LADY : Three men ?
PARROT : Your husband, his brother and your brother.
LADY : Four men ?
PARROT : Sir, please just bring the bucket of water, I already
told you she is a prostitute! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny But True Pictures About Christmas Thanksgiving(pix) by Gidoka(m): 1:19pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
A lady went to store to buy a parrot and asked the sale's
man,"whats so special about the parrot ?"
Sale's man says the parrot can talk so the lady asks the
parrot, "how do i look ?"
The parrot replied "you look like a prostitute!"
The lady got pissed off, and tells the sale's man that its a
very rude parrot and she cannot buy it.
The sale's man told the lady to please wait for two minutes,
so he took the parrot to the back of the store and shoves the
parrot into a bucket of water and when he pulls the parrot
out, he says, "if you disrespect out there i will soak you in
water again.
Then he took the parrot back outside.
The salesman asked the lady to ask the parrot questions
again.
LADY : If i come home withone man what would u think ?
PARROT : He's your husband.
LADY : Two men ?
PARROT : Your husband and his brother.
LADY : Three men ?
PARROT : Your husband, his brother and your brother.
LADY : Four men ?
PARROT : Sir, please just bring the bucket of water, I already
told you she is a prostitute! 2 Likes |
Business / Re: Between Tiwa Savage And Genevieve, Who Would Make A Good Wife? by Gidoka(m): 1:13pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
none |
Religion / Re: The "Real" Face Of Jesus Discovered - See Photo by Gidoka(m): 12:13am On Dec 12, 2015 |
bigtt76: my dear the face we grew up to know and celebrate is the hand work of Leonardo da Vinci... |
Religion / Re: The "Real" Face Of Jesus Discovered - See Photo by Gidoka(m): 12:10am On Dec 12, 2015 |
he came unto his own, his own received him not.. am not surprised. |
Nairaland / General / Re: First Picture Of Kim And Kanye Son,saint West by Gidoka(m): 12:03am On Dec 12, 2015 |
cute.. And some celebrities are busy showing us their baby legs. |
Politics / Re: Buhari And Boko Haram In 2013. Does Anyone Remember? by Gidoka(m): 5:01am On Dec 11, 2015 |
can u imagine |
Celebrities / Re: See How Pregnant Woman Destroyed Husband’s Car After Catching Him With Mistress by Gidoka(m): 9:36pm On Dec 10, 2015 |
Tiny girls sha... |
Travel / Re: Some Interesting Facts You Probably Don't Know About Airports And Airlines. by Gidoka(m): 10:40am On Dec 10, 2015 |
Okada stop me here Ooooo!!!!! Explorers dey here. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: 10 Things You Should Know About Biafra And The Biafran War. by Gidoka(m): 10:31am On Dec 10, 2015 |
Interesting |
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of TY Bello's Twin Boys by Gidoka(m): 2:42pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Oh God bless me with End time Twins like dis 3 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Graphic Photos Of Ghastly Motor Accident At Enugu-abakaliki Express Way by Gidoka(m): 8:58am On Dec 07, 2015 |
We are nothing but VAPOUR |
Jokes Etc / Re: After The Computer Age, What's Next? by Gidoka(m): 9:34pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Jet Age |
Family / Re: Bride And Groom Cry On Their Wedding Day As Pastor Cancels Wedding. Guest Confus by Gidoka(m): 9:00pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Ishilove: we had to.... something else was brewing, my friends were not taking it lightly to avoiding beating the priest we had to leave for the reception. my friends made contact with other men of God who agreed but all our arrangement was wit the church. Truly it was not funny... thank God today it's a STORY I tell. |
Religion / Re: The Real Jesus by Gidoka(m): 11:49am On Dec 06, 2015 |
I heard the same thing. |
Family / Re: Bride And Groom Cry On Their Wedding Day As Pastor Cancels Wedding. Guest Confus by Gidoka(m): 11:37am On Dec 06, 2015 |
Osahon7: Imagine, thanks bro.. the most important thing is life afterwards not jat d celebration. |
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