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Hi guys, sorry this is coming late, did anyone get this ?
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Komu1048:
Don't let them infect those boys, they deserve a bright future

This one self dey

Good initiative from Burna... If the players need who go dey pack their boots after the matches, let Burma hire APC bots on nairaland. Atleast let them have decent jobs, not coming here to defend rubbish...

They can employ helinus and his gang for the following:
1. Washing the bus
2. Cleaning the interior
3. Packing boots of players to wash and dry
4. Carrying their bags too
5. Help with the PR thing, even if they will use AI to construct meaningful words.

My humble take!!!

This refinery is beginning to turn audio.

Won't be surprised if they REVERSE and tell us the former administration syhoned the money meant for the refinary...
Nothing wey APC never tell us.

Of course, Bots will defend till their last.
They will even blame the ocean for not supporting the foundations of the refinary. Or blame it as IPOB. Since it's in connection with River Niger in Anambra state

Another Daily Propaganda.

APC weekly routine:
Give figures on the news, don't be specific, no picture evidences, just come up with something to make it appear that we are working tirelessly for Nigeria and Nigerians. Make sure Nairaland APC bots, receive their 30k before thevend of the week, to promote the propaganda.
If they mention Obi, we will add 3k to the 30k... If they fail to, they will be on probation.

malali:
Nigeria is being exploited by UK,USA and Canada by poaching their best healthcare workers.

They let Nigeria train them(for relatively free) only for them to hire them for peanuts into their own system.

How does the USA,UK and Canada prevent this happening to them ?

They saddle all graduates with huge loans.......give or take 350 thousand dollars.

So that when you graduate, you will be forced to work in the USA, if you desire to pay back that loan.

If you decide to go work somewhere else, you will never be able to pay back that loan.(They devalue the currency of the home country)

If Nigerian government wants to stop this, they need to saddle all those courses that are high brain-drain prone with huge loans.

Give every doctor a 10 million Naira loan, payable only to his tuition and then give them a job where 1 million Naira is forgiven every year or 500k every year. Only award them certificates as doctors after the loans are paid in full or on completion of a mandatory 10 years of working in a government hospital. Salaries have to be competitive and realistic. No doctor should earn less than a senator.

This will deter a lot of health workers from going abroad the next day after graduating.

Senators would never agree, ordinary 70k for copers was a problem. Its now doctors they would compete with on salary levels.

She might be d€@d or missing in a couple of days cause of this... She really mishandled this. Either the Government kpais her or kidnaps ger

Plans re-strategized

These are their plans

Till one small officer decides to gather others against you and probably unalive you tragically...
You think swearing an oath means keeping it, for a country one is not even willing to die for...

Remember how they unalived the former CAS, it won't take them anything to do yours and "Grab, Snatch and Runaway with it"... Maybe she they are done with you, the real intentions will be there. Keep saying "We", don't tidy your house first.

trutharena:
Nigerians are resilient and will rise above challenges, as always. President TINUBU is working tirelessly to ensure a better tomorrow for all.

Someone that couldn't go for debate or share his ideas is all of a sudden working tirelessly....
I know this format, y'all used it for buhari, and after 8years, you blamed him. Now the same format is used with a touch of edit, its now tinubu's name...

Working tirelessly by sleeping during international leaders summit or conferences...
Omo.... Una just dey extra ordinarily stewpid.

trutharena:
These Ojota protesters are just looking for attention. Rejecting N5,000 is foolishness when they could have used that money to better their situation. They should focus on real solutions instead of playing the victim.

Unfortunate greetings to you

It would be unfair if God doesn't give you "A painful exit"... #5000 to better their situation, may it never be welllllll with you...
All the days of your life will be full of darkness and terror.

Unfortunate Regards.

Why all this unnecessary panic...
If he can buy all the institutions just to keep the sit, he should be able to buy whatever coup they think is about to happen. Buy the Russian president over, he shouldn't be up to what Mahmood and Okoro were given...

His words "Elo for kan baale"...
I expect Tinubu to buy his way on this too, give Putin a good offer or whatsoever country that would want to interfere to save Nigerians. We don't need saving, we need this suffering till Tinubu kpai on that sit.

I'll suggest he buys Drogon from GOT, any small complain from the masses, fly to Kano or Kastina and "Dracarys" all of them.

PandoraObi:
See some unscrupulous and bereaved monkeys like bitter grievingory Obi people will still attack Tinubu for issuing the travel warning, they are mentally deranged and despicable, UK issued her own, they blame Tinubu, the unpatriotic elements are usually in despicable state of mind, USA fine meta for data breach they applaud them, Nigeria did the same those miserable elements attacked Nigeria.

Yeah, keep mentioning Obi... That's what you eat, breathe, gives you an erection and makes you earn the peneauts you're earning...
Don't stop, continue....
Never have you madeva sensible, well constructed response to a topic without meandering with Obi...

Ewu Hausa!!!

richboy7:
Bros I don't even understand why all this rubbish talk against obedients. All this unwarranted attitude and accusations against obedients is nonsense and a sign of insanity. Are they the cause of Nigeria suffering?

When APC was in power for 8years, all they did was "Blame and Blame".
Tinubu said he will continue from where bubu stopped, you don't expect the blame to stop, do you ?

So they have to keep blaming... When there's no one to blame, they may volunteer themselves as bait. After all, they blamed "Chinasa" for destroying Lagos, we didn't see photos of chinasa anywhere. Invisible chinasa, is still yet to be summoned in court.

But on Nairaland, they're branded as "Lovers of Nigeria"...

So who are now the real enemies of Bulaba ?

Sonnobax15:

Why is Rudeboy avoiding the message and decided to attack the messenger instead?

Tho we all know Joe isn't a good statesman but life isn't all about politics and let's call a spade a spade.....Na wa

Why is Igbokwe also against his brethren too, why does he arselick those against his brethren. Why will he fold his hands and watch his brethren threatened or assaulted cause of selfish reasons. He who lives in a glass house doesn't throw stones. He should have his house in order (settle with his people) before trying to form Mazi Okeke on P-Square's issues.

So, we should clap for picking periwinkles

Omo, we celebrate nonsense alot in this forming corn3.

madridguy:
Obidence would term them as APC govt sponsored thugs if na Nigeria.

Your wingman Yarimo has just expressed how you all think wit your deeks and not your brains. He already blamed Obidents, nothing surprises me anymore, y'all have just become Public Nu!dances...

Y'all keep breaking new records of contagious stewpidity, keep embarrassing yourselves... Till you realize the unrecoverable damage you have done to yourselves and yours...

They pay y'all peneauts to be Jokers online but never invite y'all to where the money is shared and you think you have a Job ?
Continue f00ling around.....

Warrior99:
STALE!

Na your IGBO BROTHERS dey behind those "Northern" accounts.

Everyone is aware of your gaslighting antics 🤡

NO BE TODAY!

Take out time and think, you are in a WhatsApp group and they share topics for you to comment about but the people pushing you don’t invite you to premium events, they are travelling for summer but your family are only good enough for internet fights, who’s going to change your future ?

Tjra:
You should be banned from this site. Everything is tribal war to you.

Stop messing up Nairaland.

If you were not tribal yourself, you shouldn't see a problem with what she said...
When SE makes the country proud outside, y'all claim Nigeria but when otherwise, y'all call them "Igbos or people from one region"....

I dunno why her comment is paining you.

Salewa97:
Another day, another drama in Nigerian politics.

Instead of focusing on real issues, they prefer to bury caskets. What a way to show their discontent! If only they put this energy into actual governance, maybe we’d see some change. But nah, theatrics over substance seems to be the order of the day.

This format is getting boring. Oya what are the "Real Issues" you and your fellow BOTS keep talking about. Tell us, una go just open mouth "Waaaa".


Did tinubu in 2012, focus on real life issues when he supported Gej pictures used in a casket at the occupy Nigeria protest ? When there was actual governance but your Principal said you "grab it, snatch it and run away with it" and you clapped, shinning teeth like a convulsing He-Goat.
You stand here talking about Real Issues...


Unfortunate Regards to you and yours.

Gej would be laughing rn.

This is good, I commend the people of Ondo state for this. At least they won't say its Late Akeredolu's wife that hired them cause she's Igbo.

Let's see what format they'll roll from their drafts...
Eg: as long as its their region, blah blah blah bulaba - stale.
The Igbos are behind this - very stale and soured.
These are obidients - Demetially Daft
Real Issues - Real issues they don't know themselves, awon arindin.
Disrespect to the president - Drug lords should Be in coffins and not Presidential seats.

We wait for their formats....
If e pass any of these, mean say new whatsapp admin don take over

Abdul05:
Awon omo rada rada..


Tell them to use the same energy or embrace the same ideology to protest against the rampant killing by unknown gun men.( l mean ipob terrorists )..so that investors can come to southeast .


A deserted region ..

Eyin Eleribu

The rampant kidnaps and rituals fine in your region nko, why didn't you use this same energy you used up here to protest against it. So that "Ebi will not kpa yin"

GeneralPula:
No..

So that if any Ipob miscreant like Micheal Chinasa spotted trying to loot / destroy properties would be shoot on sight..

Imaginary "Chinasa" you lots can never provide....

Una just dey MUMU daily

The guy looks defeated by hunger and frustrated by suffering, but has to keep composure which is belt is doing for him, by going twice, round his waist.

I wonder how the BOTS on this platform looks like. Maybe like Malnourished south Sudanese.

The last guy that wrote rubbish about MFM, later did a video apologising to the church and the G.O...

Don't be that guy, for your own good.
If Olukoya lays hands on you, it takes the grace and only the grace of God to deliver you.
Be warned!!!

sulaak:
Why do Igbo support Peter Obi?

Why Fulani Support Buhari?

Exactly as long as its my brother that's president, even if he orders all Yorubas to be k!lled, he has my support, as a true omo iluabi that I am.
If he wants to truncate all our children future, he should go ahead, buhari did it, north didn't blink. Its our turn, even if tinubu will kill us all, I still support him cause its our turn...

Engrjamjam:
Obi can never be president of Nigeria. He can only be President of the Okada Union of his Village

Yet you can't stop talking about him....
You're really cursed, take it from me.

Look for an MFM church around you and go for deliverance, your life has no direction. Let the collect your destiny (if you had any before), from those behind your life problem.
I'm disappointed at the level of your reasoning, you're already a "slowpoke br@!n d€@d" but now, you're not slow, you're just not in motion any longer...

Is this what was rolled out on the WhatsApp group this morning

This is stale na, this format can't even convince an 18years old.
I know you were given timeframe to gather likes and reactions but forget this one, it won't work. Look for better writeups to pin the protest on him with facts.