₦airaland Forum

Except u were looking bushy with ur hair or ur beards. My mum has the sticker on her ride, and my old man too with a horse whip in front. They are not in the military either. My Cadet belt was what i placed on the dash board of my mum's ride. Tho' ion have a license to drive, i still drive as far as lekki with their cars and no Baga has ever stopped me for questions.

NB: I was in the Cadet, when I attended Nigerian Navy Secondary School.

Op, i know how u feel. Wah i face here is even worse. I signed just a session contract with him tho'. My host is the kindest i have ever seen, when i came newly and had so much, i filled the house, i cooked and cleaned like madt. Niggar is the most neatest dude, he would eat and and that plate can stay upto 2 weeks on the same spot. Room is like where dey sell a hip of sand, dirty clothes of his scattered everywhere. I had enough of it, when he went solo as a result of my financial constraint, he wakes up and goes out to buy bread and eat, not even asking me wah we would eat or if i have eaten. It was his neighbour who took me in and started taking care of my stomach infrastructure. I never told my parents, even when they call we act like all is well. So Op, just try to get ur own place.

.... A good one for friday morning. Wat of those ones that marry at 50 above ?

Good evening, i have some issues on my Fero A5002. Firstly, the contacts just disappears. Both on the call log n the phonebook. Secondly, it hangs; even tho i have uninstalled applications on the phone. Lastly, i discovered my phone couldn't come on even tho, i plugged the charger, it just gave the charging sign but refused to come on. I assumed it was the battery, so i destroyed it. How can i get a new battery for it. Am currently at Uyo, i have searched every phone shops, it still d same story that the phone has not released parts into the market. Do u have idea, how i can get the battery ? Thanks

amicable09:
Ended with me alive!

I couldn't wish for any better ending than this.

Am so glad you are alive Op, wah area of Surulere did you board the vehicle from ?

also experienced same from lawanson road (Otun bus-stop). From there to Victoria Island.

I appreciate God for your life and I know He still got plans for you.

congratulations once again

still looking for the curvy... Where is it ?

in need of a driver within surulere axis kindly PM me. thanks.

yes they do... #50k

we wey no get light since 31st night nko residents staying in Itire part of Lagos State are really suffering, paying bill of 5-10k and we can't even have light for 3 hours in peace.

Baba nla scam leleyi

was this not on fp yesterday all these mods sef... if there's nufin to push to fp again, sombori should pls give us prophesies for next year... nairaland style.

my self (737 shirt) and David (white shirt).

Good afternoon Fam...

I was once working with GTbank, as an Intern but my contract was breached all because I took permission as regards my screening exercise in school (UniUyo). I told my boss about it and she allowed me travel, only for me to come back and was told to submit my ID card, that they had ordered for my replacement from Human Resources. I complied and left.

few weeks after, I got a call from a colleague (Ola), telling me how my other colleague (Dave) steals money when given to count, he takes 10pieces from each bundles. Not until the ATM machines started having shortages. A test was conducted between all interns to count and this same guy, had shortages of 10pieces.

I just got a call from my so called boss who asked me to drop my ID card and walk out the door, to help her get this guy because my other colleague (Ola) told her we stay close to each other... she said he stole almost 500k and he has paid some.

am not really close to Dave but do I turn him in after wah they did to me ?

he's the one on white shirt

waiting to get burnt by the �...

aszunky:
That was how it went yesterday,only God saved me if not i would have lost my phone.My other saving grace was that i dropped my atm at home.

I want to advise people to be more careful when dealing with strangers

bro I know these guys you fell victim for, am sure the street they took u to is around that ishaga road, opp the mosque at that mushin area. The whole setting was wah they used for me too, I lost ma iPhone and my ATM card(tho I gave them the wrong pin). we all dropped our gadgets n ATM cards on the floor, after the incantations, the two guys playing the script acted like they wanted to pick up their stuffs and that was how I picked mine up and the so called Baba said that I have brought an evil wind upon myself and that it was heading home to kill ma old man, out of the #500 with me, he gave me #50 as transport to rush to ma house and bring ma laptop and other valuables. the stone tin too, I experienced it. The guy called himself "Babalawo"

MrBigiman:
May I locate this kind of wedding, no be the one wey fud dey finish before e reach my row.

I dedicate this FTC to every nigga who kept investing in Ponzi schemes despite several crashes. May ur mumu end ryt now.

Enjoy!

Don't worry they will still throw another party for the "Success" of this one. Maybe u can attend and even get LG deep freezer and Microwave.

You're welcome

GeniusDavid:
You're lucky she even asked for your permission.

not like she said it out of fre will... I knew she wanted to ask for sumfin whenever she gave me a kind of tune when having a conversation

vanvick247:
You forget say old firewood no dey quench. Allowing ur gf to visit her ex is like, giving a rat fish to keep for you.

yeah, Bizzare thing I did for love

AntiWailer:
ARGHHHHHH


OJA MI LARA JE


AYE MI TEMI BAMI

lol... That was then na...

Ellaz:
so wat did u do after her confession

nothing, I was shocked tho' but I knew sumfin was gonna happen but I didn't expect the "SEX"...
The words I said then "Everyone makes a mistake and I might have done same if I were in her shoes"
The guy must have made the move and after so many refusals, she must have just obliged... I xha cuddled her and told her to forget it.

JESSYELL:
another mumu spotted

Yeah Yeah!!! How do you feel after typing that Better right ? Now walk away.

allowing my girl (ex) go visit her ex, cus I trusted her so much and was crazy abt her then... I always granted her request even if it was dumb.
Only for her to go fvcking the niggar that same day... She told me when her conscience couldn't take it anymore...
Her line:"Babe, I have a confession"

E b like container for garri

This one go pass 6ft o...

After all these, GTBank won't retain u.... Go back to school, get a Bsc and come back to re-apply.

Yeah, if the server is down we play games but not when we have crowd. As a matter of fact, the orange bank has decided to block access to some sites like FB and nairaland. Only opened once it's 5:00pm. Currently, its only the manager (Op's Head) that has access to internet.

Wouldn't you rather bank with us ?

Yeah, if the server is down we play games but not when we have crowd. As a matter of fact, the orange bank has decided to block access to some sites like FB and nairaland. Only opened once it's 5:00pm. Currently, its only the manager (Op's Head) that has access to internet.

MEILYN:
Don't you collect your salary every month? If you can't do the job, then resign. You can't put this kind of money in an ATM, it's clear incompetence on the part of the banker. You are clearly scamming Nigerians by doing this nonsense.

Please, let people who can do the job without complaint take over. You get paid every month, yet you make excuses for doing your job. Lol, don't think anybody is going to pity you man.

I expected this already... you are an outsider, say waheva u want. You think it's all about counting ryt ?? in less than an hour I did that, I bet you'd spend two weeks just to confirm a stark. You are part of those that never appreciate the little good things but when u see just a fault, u jump on it and spill waheva comes out from Ur mouth

its really bad how people just use media for almost everything. Yeah it's a mutilated cash, this cash are sorted by human beings, its not easy to sort cash and load the cassettes in an ATM. I handle 6 terminals and I always sort for those 6, each machine will spend almost 5million in a day (mind you, I don't use a sorting machine but the normal counting machine so as to load money into ATMs before these same set of people start shouting inside the banking hall "all your machines are not working, what's going on Most people just think it's all about loading the machine and it works automatically. At least before going to social media to start talking shii, consider the person behind the machine.

Now am at work, left my family at home on a Sunday just because machines must pay. counted and sorted all these in less than an hour.