Blessedman58: Na so

lil jboy: Akpos sits next to a girl
on a table in the hotel
Akpos: hello madam?
Lady : what is it?
Akpos : sorry madam ,
just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch?
Lady: ehee ...now you
think my watch is used as a public clock
huh?
Go away and stop
wasting my time
Akpos : but madam
Lady :shut up!!! *
Akpos takes out his
Apple glassy phone and makes a call.
Akpos :hello John, I just settled from Washington D.C.
Please can you please tell me what time it is right now so that i set
my clock to the local
time since it still reads American time?
*she listens*
ok thank you and today
don't forget to come for
the galaxy tablet that you
requested.
* she listens*
since my girl is still in America bring me
a beautiful girl to spend
my money with tonight?
Ok bye.
Lady : sir the time is ..
Akpos : shut up, we talking money here u talking, nonsense

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lil jboy:
Akpors walks into a city
bus and sits right behind
the driver and starts
yelling, "If my dad was
a bull and my mom a
cow I'd be a little bull."
The driver starts
getting mad at noisy
Akpors, who continues
with,
"If my dad was an
elephant and my mom a
girl elephant, I would be
a little elephant."
Akpors goes on with
several animals until the
bus driver gets angry
and yells at him,
"What if your dad was
gay and your mom was
a prostitute?!"
Akpors smiles and says,
"I would be a bus
driver!"
Please drop your
prayers for akpors
cause he is in a coma
right now