hardiodun:
But daudae wait o, some peeps here already knw their states of deployment and they aren't among the ones u listed. Anyways we shall knw by this time tomorrow which is which.

babe as u rightly said TIME WILL TELL

hardiodun:
On the contrary sir! I personally trust daudae's info whether good or bad, right from the days of March 2nd...

gbam! daudae1 abobaku sighted..Lol...hw ar yu babe

daudae1:
Breaking news!!Callup letter printing will be Enabled tomorow by 2pm..enugu,kwara,rivers,kaduna,kano,crossriver,akwaibom ,ogun,edo, nasarawa, Taraba ,delta, and Two more to be decided in todays Meeting. Note some of these states may be Rejected by de Director General..he will be at NYSC HQs tomoro mornin.

nawaooo...So AKS is a no go area


cc. Slimfitdiva

okitaiji:
oohh u never heard... it David Cameron that said that Nigeria and Pakistan are frantically corrupt, that is why when Buhari respond to him like that while presenting his speech in London today

wetin b d reply Buhari gv am

Slimfitdiva:

Berra pray say mk I no jam u dier.....if not......

na dt IF NOT i go like

eaglevision:


lol,i for give u summary abt EKSU baes but batry no dae,meanwhile slimfitdiva is giving u some intro already

Bro, no b small intro...hpe to gt d sumary wen yu chrge ur ba3

Slimfitdiva:

Its not too late to go....pray mk dem post u go Ekiti na

haha! yu nd I dey gada go AKS

maccabi:





*whispering* shey u no say divorce no dey work wella for naija make u no go lose oooo ..like u said u be banking & finance graduate .. U suppose know say for * every credit entry there must be a corresponding debit entry * no dull if u need some tip on wht to do make I gist u ASAP before. Village court holds oooo

Yu b correct guy!!! okitaiji cum nd pay homeage to ds guy

Slimfitdiva:

Nd u fink u knw somtin? Mtchew...d**k head

haha!!! Yu will knw abt dt wen dey post both of us to akwa ibom

Slimfitdiva:

Lmao....dude no fear....i Neva start but u don dey feel my demo....Oga ju

I heared alot abt EKSU babes...stil 1dring y i neva visited dat sch fr scouting

Sunnepa17:



(•͡.̮ •͡ ) fake yeye lawyer
Cc. Oyehomie Slimfitdiva

haha! wat do uuu knw abt law...u knw nufin...

okitaiji:
yeeessssss

e remain fraiser nd oyehomz1 to convince...slimfitdiva is edging closer to her defeat

Precious91:

Am very faithful too joo.Reason why no bae for me here

nice1 bro...Pls tk side wit okitaiji

Sunnepa17:




Lol....Am OUT

nice!! enjoy d 9 O'clock news wit ur bae

Oyehomz1:

Really? Hw is dat me...Okitaiji is d one practising infidelity..... Av neva broken ma promise to ma babe nah....but this guy has...he married a lady nd vowed to be faithful... But look at him cheating on her by wanting to be with slimfitdiva. In this village..., slimfitdiva deserves jst a man dat can tak gud care of her....not bringin her into a polygamous house o......she is d twinnie of ma gud friend...i won't allow such tn to happn to her here in ma presence....
Soooooo.....now now now...reverse dat yur statement o......lol...i have been faithful...........






Lollydope eeeeeeeeee..... Where re u...fraiser, don't jst look at me nah...talk.....

haha!!! c contradiction, slimfitdiva dey claim say na she b d frst wife, we cum dey tell her say okitaiji is happily married...imagine two of dem dey DO yesterday, dem mk me blow dem fan tire...na him i say slimfitdiva must gv me milk to gain energy...dey refused...we d eldas decided to scatter d marriage..

Precious91:

I no get bae I dey crush on for here.My babe is in Rivers

congrat man, its nt easy to maintain a cute bae! I happy ur bae is vry faithful unlike slimfitdiva

Sunnepa17:



Lol...mo gbe, (•͡.̮ •͡ ) blackmail

Cc. Lvlink

Ar yu IN?

Precious91:

you don dey vex for slimfitdiva abi

yes na, d geh want turn d eldas agnst demselves...Abeg, tk side wit okitaiji nd we go help u pakage dt village bae u crushing on

Slimfitdiva:

Lolzzzzzzzz.... DT gift must b a soft p***k.......na animal farming dey him certificate ooooo......no b law.....just advising u sha...in case

Okitaiji u c say she don dey fear...Wetin concern her wit ur lawyer's qualificatns....Babe, i wld rather yu tear d divorce paper nd drop d case...I am yet to loose a case. Yu tink say e dey easy to becum a SAN D whole of bauchi state no get SAN...babe b wise

Sunnepa17:



Hmmm, padi mi ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ sabi rope person oo, all ɖɨs act ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ lied against will b used as truth against yuu in d court of law.

Think ko fink ni...my wife dunt nid ur regards coz ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ b confam Alagbere...lol

lol...I recorded ur s*x excapede wit Lvlink...I go release d tape soon if yu no gree bulge

hardiodun:
Chai, Prophet don see vision for me say make I no dey keep anybody company ooo....

lol. Tnk God my Name no b anybody...baby, my name is Barr. Brown (SAN)..Pls dnt decline my offer

Slimfitdiva:

Yeah na unad BT dem don elevate d name 2 eksu

dats nice! hope d strike actions don reduce fr d sch...

okitaiji:
abeg be on standby at all times because winds are still blowing

dnt worry i go talk to precious91 nd fraiser...Dem go side wit yuu....I knw hardiodun is willing to side wit yu too...i dey work on Sunnepa17..As fr oyehomz1, i go tell to quityjoice to convince him

Sunnepa17:



Lol...so ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ sabi beg ʟɨҡɛ ɖɨs ?
Okete ti boru already....(•͡.̮ •͡ ) ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ in court.

Bros! i knw yu v bn cheating on loveablechi wit Lvlink....gt ur acts togeda, side wit okitaiji, backstab slimfitdiva and b rest assured yur secretes wil remain hidden...I gv yu frm now til fri to think abt it....My regrds to ur wife

okitaiji:
u see.. u are even my learned colleague in debit and credit.. in fact there is no issues in our marriage again. everybody back off now

debit nd credit ko...Reconciliatn of acount ni...

Oyehomz1:

See ds man o....Eksu na new name for UNAD jawe...na Gov Fayemi change am o

nice...So we now av EKSU n FU OYE...e mk sense...

Slimfitdiva:

Na ma level cord b DT ooooo. Abi u b him pikin ni? He do tell us his son dey engineering...

na only UNAD N FU OYE i knw...na fr NL i begin hear of EKSU


cc. Oyehomz1

okitaiji:
lol there is no court case again because slimfitdiva has known the truth now and squash the divorce letter already

lemme knw weneva she threatens yuu again...I ready fr dem,I go change am fr dem.. We Lawyers tell truthful lies...

Oyehomz1:

Him rep dey here...na name den fit ban....

no p...In 20mins tym, i assure yuu say yu go open anoda nl acount

hardiodun:
As in, o ma mad gan mehn... but I trust u and giftiebrown, una go fit do that job wella.

sure, we go do am wella, hope u go keep me company sha

Slimfitdiva:

In dbanjs voice** sum pple dey want mk I fall, oh no! Olorun maje ooooo.
With fraiser, sunny, maccaroni.....sorry maccabi nd my honourable lawyer in person of oyehomie...on ma Syd with d arrival of mt twinnie lollydopey....guy 4get.....I don win dis case joor

ur lawyer wey dem don ban...U neva c anytin, u go crawl n beg me fr frgvness....

U jus stepped on d tail of a lion

Oyehomz1:

Lol..Oya nah...c yu in court then

yea! c u wen we gt to d court of competent jurisdiction....In ds case, my client is d defendant...I assure u of coming wit atlesst 10 witneses.. DW1, DW2, DW3 etc.. If yuu wish to withdraw d case, u av to confer wit d Judge...

Okitaiji, no shaking we go win ds case nd i go mk sure slimfitdiva pay fr damages nd she go b ur Side chick...