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banjicom:
I will be back, make I finish eating my eba!

Amara25god:
hahahaha...chai,artel..diarsgod oo

abi ooo

While in secondary school i was reading out a writeup on the assembly as the senior boy then.I forgot that my phone was in my front pocket and so i read on with confidence.Back then it was prohibited for a student to use phones in school.And i was one of the executive of the law of the school,as i sieze phones sometimes.Though i had brought the phone to copy out an assignment which i couldn't finish at night due to some factors.As my phone rang out (then "coat f many colors was my caller tune"). Suddenly a loud suprano voice sprong out from my pocket in the silence of the school's compound.At first the teacher in the upper varrander were i read the writeup looked down and said in yoruba"kilonshe awon omo yi ehn" thinking it was coming from amongst the students down there.With sweat on my face and shiver in my voice,i brought out the phone shamefully and handed it to the man.Then a very loud "ohhhhhhhhhh" came from the students.And the man then said"ha iwotieni"meaning its even you.I felt as though the earth should just open up and swallow me.My savling grace was that my principal wasn't around to withness this mistake of mine.Though i tried maintaining balance and read on,but the whole atmosphere was poluted by the murterring from the students.Though i got my phone back after we left assembly after i was bathed with insults from teachers.I then proceeded to check the senceless caller who called in such a "school hour" lo and behold it was airtell...chai......share yours and keep the fun rolling

SHARIAREPORTERS:
Buh if na oga Jonathan, dem go send lie muhammad to accuse d president of spending public funds
Never enter, he don deh use private jet
Hypocrisy, wad a fake pastor....
Soon Buhari and his household go dey move around wif private jet and sharia*reporters go kip quiet, I pity "change chanters"

what a haughty speech agaisnt the man of God......so u think he didn't hv enough before he contested...chai!!!

Shortyy:
hahaha.. the one that went to check if his father is at home

Mr James and his friend Mr Oko were arguing about their sons
stupidity. Mr James argued that his son was more silly than Oko's
son. Oko however disagreed,so they decided to put their sons to test.
James called his son and asked him to buy something for him at
the market. The boy ran out without even asking for money and
what to buy. James said,"You see how silly he is?He didn't even ask
for what to buy and money. Mr Oko retorted,"Is this what you call
foolishness?"Just wait and see."Oko called his son and said,"go
home and check if l am in the house."Oko's son took to his heel and
came back panting."Papa U no dey house,Mama say U dey your
friend's place. A beg which one FOOLISH pass the other? Enjoy the
rest of your day jare

Op i totally agree with u.....bt i also tink that corruption also play a role in some students poor performance.....jst imagine a case were a lecturer decides to fail student that do not agree to block or bribe dem.Now he is of no concern of wheather u passed or not......

Sessyjee:
Hehe.. Nice 1
x^4=8x
x^4- 8x = 0
x( x^3 - 8 ) = 0
x(x^3 - 2^3) = 0)
Substituting, you get
x(x - 2) =cube root of 0
x=0, x = 2 ,
.:. x=2

DIS IS THE CORRCT WORKING

Sessyjee:
X=2

show ur workings

TryAces:
x^4- 8x = 0
x( x^3 - 8 ) = 0
x=0, x = 2 , (x^2 + 2x +
.:. x=2

wronge workings.....bt correct answer.....Hence u are wronge

Sessyjee:
X=8

no.....its not correction

x raise to power 4 is equal to 8X...find X..who can try

TryAces:
x^2 - 4x = 0
x(x - 4) = 0
x=0 or x= 4
.:. x = 4

correct

Sessyjee:

X=4..

correct

fredalicious:
2 is d ans

no!

X raise to power 2 is equal to 4X.......find X?? who can try?

X raise to power 2 is equal to 4X.......find X??

morning guys

SadwriTer:
HmHm

y d hmming sire

SadwriTer:
Do you remember? Do you remember that cold morning you asked me what I value most, you or my life? Do you remember that I chose my life and you walked away sadly, leaving me without knowing you are life...


Where are you, my love?! Can't you hear my cry?! Where are you, iya, the day has broken, yet I languish away in darkness... Where are you? Are you no longer my morning star?

Gone too soon...

u seem to kw hw to fix words together....i like dat.

jaymejate:
han han se u de whyn nih,,, it's mostly maths, buh guy English de fetch mark gan o, read am well

k thanks

PLZ what subjects dominates more for engrig aspirants,in uniben's post ume

Doctor21:
100% sure

ok sire................

Doctor21:
very possible.

please how sure are u?do u kw someone dat has done it before?

plz i wnt to kw if it is possible to take jamb and dircect entry d same yr

Princecalm:
i don't understand, or is a thread not free for all anymore.

abi oo.........

i dont seem to understand dis thread anymore.....can someone fill me in

u should consider ur state university for better chances......as for d course,micro-biology,fishery e.t.c

Pukka36:
Uniben accepts ordinary pass in purely Art courses like Law,MassComm and Literature! Get Ur facts straight,good morning.

hmmm....ok oo

RobinHez:
No one knows yet.

ok

Sunmax01:
I would like to know if the Uniben truely accepted E8 in math for the freshers in art department

no univerty accepts below c6 in math no matter d department...

please when will d post-ume form be out?