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RobinHez:
Watch out for a guy dressed in greenhood, with a bow and a quiver filled with arrows

Affirmative sir......lol

RobinHez:
We're gonna storm Benin like the Gangsters that we are!

Cc: Brian10, Nolio, Giitheon, yungstar092 ...

lol@ Robinhood! sure wee are.....u r writting dis coming thursday ryt?

Leetunechi:
Please everyone writing this exam


What I'm I suppose to bring to the exam center/hall when coming for the examination

I'm going for business administration and entrepreneurship

jts tk ur slip alone

chai i am writing dis coming thursday....

RobinHez:
Ok then...
I didn't measure mine after editing.

it is well.....

RobinHez:
Like seriously dude?? U just wanted to hear...

What do we do with this then?

it'll be well...... dat 1inch specification ws to guid us nt to go beyound d 20kb requirement......was ur exactly 1inch by 1inch? exactly?

RobinHez:
Like seriously dude?? U just wanted to hear...
What do we do with this then?

RobinHez:
Like seriously dude?? U just wanted to hear...

What do we do with this then?

it'll be well...... dat 1inch specification ws to guid us nt to go beyound d 20kb requirement......was ur exactly 1inch by 1inch? exactly?

RobinHez:
Like seriously dude?? U just wanted to hear...

What do we do with this then?

it'll be well...... dat 1inch specification ws to guid us nt to go beyound d 20kb requirement......was ur exactly 1inch by 1inch? exactly?

IamTobie:
red background, don't let it go beyond 20 kb. Then, upload the gaddamn thing. Kase klose ... It mustnt be 1" by 1". Mine was a perfekt rektangle.

We have heard these things before. Even when u use publik kafes, the agent simplie uploads a redbackgrounded pssprt not more than 20kb. Thus ignoring the sekondary protokol.

Nobody will kome and ask why your passport is 2.6 by 2.5.... Unless someone has your passport too in your village...

thanks man....dat was all i wnted to hear....mine was a perfect rectangle too

RobinHez:
Conflicting @underlined

How do u mean?

as recommended i mean its in red background nd jpeg formet....i only reduced d size to less dan 20kb.....bt d dimentions r nt exactly 1inch by 1inch(like a square) instead its rectangular.....hope u understand nw?

Pls i need urgent answer....d passport i uploaded to reg for uniben is as recommended.....only dat its nt exactly 1inch by 1inch....hope i am safe?

I've done mine.......D 1*1 instruction is simply implying dat u reduce d passport after scanning
and make sure u've activated ur online banking system,cus it won't pay ur bill online without dat@ all dat is yet to register

RobinHez:
He keeps saying dat

lol...i knew hw i felt walking out dat hall after being disqualified....dats y i stress it.....No offence

RobinHez:
Hmmm...u scaring me o!

Dnt be scared,jst cautious....They are looking for ways to remove ppl

ShutTheFhuckUp:

explain d meaning of daht 1×1 stuff...

Its d length nd bregth specification of d passport....to avoid stories dat touches d heart,do all registerations within Unibens Vicinity.....i did myn in lagos last yr,never knew dat my registerer didn't adhere or understand d specification..Dar alone jeopardized my admition last yr.

My Rhymes. # GUARD YOUR HEART. We move with great surge, preceeded by a burning urge. It all starts from a will to taste, But we end up licking the plate. A deceptive desire which is not curbed, Realeses a demon in us unhandcuffed. We yorn for satisfaction, but after the deed,we go soughting for vindication; From a deed that was never given restricton. Sex outside matrimony is overated, It is pleasurable,but the self guilt is never gated. I take our flaws as a measure of strength in disguise But this guys- i mean those drawning in 'sin' see it as a curse in every wise. A man programmed to do good never falls, and the fact that we are flawed doesn't make us the floor's. Evil thoughts are always the toughest, that is why the battle is for the gruffest. Hitherto,many play cool, and for this reason are easily fooled. Modern days call Holy men Archaic, Just because they don't take part in frolics. Be happy!all ye in well doing, not minding the booing. Cause in due season, You'd reap if your stance is not staggaring. Guard your heart. And be an agile part, Of what is known and sanctioned to be rigHT. -Gideon Imafidon

RobinHez:
Oh..ok!
Cuz my jamb own is not too clear

fear not bro,dat has no effect....it'll be well

RobinHez:
Jamb passport?

no,i mean d passport u''d b required to upload wen registering pume.....d 1*1 instruction

Guys adhare to all pume info well oo..i was disqualified last yr cuz my registerer used a blur passport.Silly mistakes can cause u ur admittion.It is well

Congratulations on our successes thus far..But I think I should quickly drop this down now that it could be done with effectiveness. (1).I urge everyone to make sure their passport photograph is exactly as said on that Notice page. RED passport photographs on JPEG format and at a compatible KB. (2)Exactly same DATE of birth on your WAEC/NECO certificates should be CORRECTLY entered during the registration(although this is extracted from your Jamb for the Post-UTME, But if amendments could be made during this Present registration, please kindly enter a corresponding date of birth as that on your SSCE Certificates. (3)Exactly the same names used on Your SSCE result certificate(s) and in same order of Arrangements should be used here example:if your name is MARK(surname,Last,Family name) LUKE(middle) JOHN(first name) please DO NOT use JOHN(making it your Surname) LUKE MARK(First name). Your Middle name and First name could be Considered BUT your Surname is your surname and should not be changed.Please don't be tempted to Change names or Introducing NEW names. I saw my Clearance officer disqualified a Guy with this issue,He was using two sittings and both sittings were having Different names.I for one went through this too. (4)If you sat for WAEC at least 2 years ago, please go get your CERTIFICATE ready, it is compulsory for the Clearance(exclusive for WAEC) And for DE Aspirants,please go and get your Transcript(s) from your schools if you don't have it yet (5) Also your Local Government "CERTIFICATE OF ORIGIN is needed for the clearance. This can be obtained from your Local Government secretariat in your state OR from your state secretariat in other states (especially cities,e.g Abuja). Please Note that this certificate is different from your birth Certificate). (6) For Birth certificate,if you don't have one don't worry much,it can be done(sworn) at any High court in the country and we have a very Good one in Benin. You could do that before or during your clearance. (7) For affidavit of Good Conduct and Non membership of secret courts, those could be done in Benin, don't Panic!!! (Original Jamb Result and Admission letter(s);these could be Printed Here ; Myschool is better at doing that for Us. I think this are what are essentially needed for Post-UTME Registration and Clearance. But please Read this last words...I Advice all aspirants to locate a Good cyber cafe and make sure all your Details are Correctly Entered. Please don't be too busy to Recheck spellings and the likes of it. UNIBEN clearance is Very strict. They spit students out as though we are Chewing gums.Please experience is NOT the best teacher (you will understand this better when you miss your admission because of a silly mistake on your part). I don't want anyone to go through the stress I went through (Correction form is not something anyone should fill in UNIBEN). I Saw how students lose their Admissions because of little mistakes (including me). Had I had the opportunity to meet someone with better understanding of their clearance process and requirements, especially during my Jamb registration and Post-UTME registration processes, it would have been.....But All Glory to God...Let cut the long story short. Please share this to friends and start checking your credentials. It is not ALWAYS about the KNOWLEDGE but most times it about FOLLOWING SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS. My Facebook username is Monday A Paul. Success to US All. Heaven on Earth Greetings..Shalom...... BY

Uniben The University of Benin (UNIBEN) POST-UTME Screening Exercise for 2015/2016 Academic Session will take place between 17th August, 2015 and 2nd September, 2015 in designated centres within Ugbowo Campus of the University. The Screening Exercise shall be conducted using the Computer Based Test (CBT) mode . All candidates are expected to be seated, latest one hour before the stipulated time for the screening exercise. PLEASE NOTE: Only candidates who applied through JAMB for UTME Admission and chose University of Benin as First Choice and scored 200 and above are eligible for this Screening Exercise. METHOD OF APPLICATION: All applications should be done between 7.00am 4th August, 2015 and 7.00am13th August, 2015. The procedure for the 2015/2016 PUTME Entry Screening application is as follows: -Visit www.uniben.edu -Candidates are advised to have a valid e-mail account before starting the application process. -Click on Student Portal -Click on Register for application. at the top left of the display page to proceed. -Enter your Surname exactly as written on the JAMB Registration slip and your JAMB Registration Number immediately, your ID and Password will be displayed on the browser. -On the https://uniben.waeup.org, click on ‘Login’ (top right of front page). -Enter your Username and the password to login. -To start the application process, please click on ‘Application record’, provide all required information and upload your passport photograph. -Upload a RECENT and CLEAR “1x1” COLOUR PASSPORT PHOTOGRAPH WITH RED BACKGROUND IN JPEG FORMAT ONLY. NOTE that the photograph uploaded will be the only valid ID for all admitted candidates throughout their stay in the University of Benin. FAILURE TO UPLOAD THE SPECIFIED PASSPORT PHOTOGRAPH WILL LEAD TO DISQUALIFICATION and failure/forfeitures of admission. -To pay for the Application, click on “Add online payment ticket” at the bottom of the page, then clickon “College Pay” on the top left corner of the page, follow the instruction to pay the application fee of N 2,000:00; (The fee excludes other charges),the PUTME past questions for N1,000:00 (optional); excluding Interswitch and Portal Services charges with an ATM-Enabled Verve or Master Card from any Commercial Bank. -A link is displayed “Download past questions to practice. -Preview and confirm your information before submitting your application online. (No correction will be accepted after the closing date). -Print out an acknowledgement slip that contains the screening schedule. The Grouping of Courses for Screening 1.Social Science, Management Sciences, Education-Social Sciences, Education–Management Sciences, Mathematics and Economics, Statistics 2.Engineering, Physical Sciences, Education-Physical Sciences, Technical Education 3.Medicine, Dentistry, Basic Medical Sciences, Pharmacy, Life Sciences, Education-Life Sciences, Agriculture 4.Law, Arts, Education Arts Candidates should go back on-line on 15th August, 2015 to check for the Day, Venue and Time for their examination. Candidates are advised to come along with their JAMB Original Result Slip that has their passport photograph on it. If you do not have this document, click here to get yours NOTE that GSM phones and calculators are NOT allowed. Application website closes by 13th August, 2015 (i.e. all applications must be concluded online not later than 13th August, 2015). Candidates who pay after the deadline will not sit for the examination. Closing Date: Application Closes at Midnight on of 13th August, 2015.

Affirmative!

LuckyLadolce:
the problem to comprehend simple english... not u can't be smart, it was*u can't be smart enough* hun I don't get, it's not my concern? Do u realise this is a public place, or do u think the *quote* option is jst there for deco? the last time I checked, nairaland was not ur private flat. O boy, u've got the option to read jst comments and waka pass if u don't want ppl to quote u hun? Anyway, if that's how better u can understand my English. Accept my apology.

its ok sha....

I dont believe in dis discrimination of a tin.I believe its jst d way Nigerians tink.....jst like d colledges of Education trains her students to be Teachers,in d same way d polytechnic trains a 'suppose' engineer to be a Technologist......i have said dis before.....in d hierarchy of Engineering we have d Engr(bsc) ,Tecnologists(HND),technician(ND),craftmen and artician(ssce)......all dis ppl play a special role in the design,intruction and building of a structure.....u can't emlploy an Engineer to do a tecnician's work.....they are indispensable to oneanother.Its left to an individual to make person chioces, as to were he'd like to fall in....Good morning

LuckyLadolce:
in what way have I disrespected u sir? Mr vocabulary.

"u can't be smart" what do u call dat? Just because i said dat here doesn't make it ur concern.

LuckyLadolce:
Only God can save u. U can't be smart enough.

And what is dat suppose to mean? your idiosyncracy is different from mine...you are right only God can save...pls lets respect ourselevs...

I am presently in my Nd1 @ Auchipolytechnic.To save myself from any future discrimination,i sat for dis yrs ume...waiting for d pume form nw.

Our deliberation here would have no effect in reality.I'm a polytechnic student,bt i still perticipated in the Ume of dis yr,in order to save myself of the heartbreaks that discrimintion would bring to me.From my personal observation,i hv noticed alot of flaws in the polytechnics' system of education. Just like colleges of eductions trains her students to be teachers,so does the polytechnic train her students to be technologists.Concerning communiction nd written English.I think a student is responsible for that.I hv alot of colligues here in my department that cannot communicate with u effectively,withing diverting into pigin English.And when ever one tries to speak using some moderate vocabulary,they'd scream'na u speak english pass'.This leaves me bewildered, juxtapose with the fact that i'm attending Nigeria's seemingly 'BEST' polytechnic.Its annoying.I agree with u @ Op.....But this two terchiery institutions were made for different purpose.And each is unique,bt bsc nd hnd can and would never be equal.

bettercreature:
Polytechnic are just too bad infact they are destroying Nigerian EDUCATION system,you will weep for Nigeria if you attend some polytechnic lectures

i totally agree with you on this.

thankful dat u were nt around wen it happened....U'd get all u lost back...

our world is full of ditress nd devastation......i look forward to a better world,under a better rulership; were peace will reighn. Oh come quickly DEAR JESUS.......#paradiseearth!

they say konji hadn't bastard;shekau na watin

all d same sha.....its gonna be july