Na today...teh...teh wen nyash dey back....join d winning team #APC #MARCH4BUHARI 2015

Be ur self...i mean try be independent manytimes....

FTC...nairaland gave me a VAL gift...happy VAL DAY to everyone...hi hatters...mwuaah Who send them...all we are saying..."MARCH4BUHARI"...clueless needs to return to otuoke....

Sirniyeh:


A few minutes later, the man got dressed, came to the sitting room and said to the husband 'am sorry', but before he could say any more words, the husband said 'don't worry, stuff like this happen', and the man left
went into the room, met the wife crying, without saying a word to her or asking about the incident, he went straight to bed and slept.

The husband was biased...he shul have jokingly her...ask hi honey how was the fun...?

Sorry to the poor man...i guess some one was busy taken pics and selfies when d electrocution begins...lol SAFETY FIRST the prime engineering rule

So scarery....

My question to clueless GEJ...why you be d mumu president naija eva have....?

Effects of cross breeding...one pomo starve guy must have dig the mum in a quckie....lol

great....

Really...?

AZeD1:

Stop buying used cars, buy quality. People who buy brand new cars don't open the bonnet for a year.

Even thou its branded u need to test run the engine,checkout the engine type whether is V6,the interior the main expected specification...etc wrong choice dosen't pay

Faibuhari:
I buy your idea but are there still virgins around?

No H.R hires an un experienced staff...

FTC...
Before i buy a car i have to check the engine,the gear box is loading properly,durable on a long express ride...i hate outside runs when am committed...lol

The people's GENERAL..

Ride on the people's GENERAL...my vote is for you...

Copy and paste

FTC...jump into the beach...grab a big shark open the mouth kiss and take a selfie....hooooppppiiiieeee...
Wolves in sheep clothings...

U need a short gun ....maybe u might decide...?

Amazing grace how sweet thou sound...

Not a big deal...

AdeniyiA:


I dey feel you die!

Really....where nairaland coffin sellers...?see market oh....die now mek we rock wake-keeping...lol

Nawawo.....?

FTC ...zoom my ride to zoo...locate a lion cage jump in,hug a lion and take a selfie...bravo...hi haters
Such a great prayer from a desperate old cargo spinster...
NB...
Hold your fiance tight with closed marking so as not to fall victim of such prayer....

FTC rush to nairaland balcony and take a selfie crashlanding....
la click la bend...

Wat da F**K...?

mechanics:
nawa u o, wat has deeper life got to do wit her dressing?

Mumu u hear english ko...abi u mad ni...? I said expecting to see a lady in deeper life kind of dress
Shine ur eyez when reading....odeh

Expecting to see one sister with a deeper life members style of dress....lol
Fyn girl with swags...a model to all under graduate ladies...thumbs up girl

U r only issued one original certificate for ur SSCE,OND,DEGREE e.t.c after u submit ur statement of result...i doubt if another original certificate would be issued to you

We budget a $1 billion dollars...thats enough to buy heavy armouries and even bring foreign merceneries when it becomes last option...tired of hearing daily souls beign troubled...gosh how i wish i was the brigade commander...sure story would be over by now