Astra101:


Point of correction, Elon musk doesn't make noise about his wealthy. He catches cruise online with funny memes

Well said. He is a professional "marketer "

Honestey:
Just don't overdue it because noise pollution that you are creating every night and days in Nigeria is not welcome anywhere else. If the neighbourhood report this and all of you get deported I will gladly welcome you back to band C where you hardly get 2hours of power supply per day.

Band C ? Chai. 12 SANS will convince God before you make heaven.

Keegan:


How many of us put on helmets on okada ride these days? We always take things for granted, thinking or praying that it doesn't happen to us. So if a celebrity just die on a bike accident and his/her skull fonkasibe, whose fault would that be?

Road spirit, no longer water spirit.

Don't mind the ignorant people. Everything is spiritual

BayLord01:
The imaginary God that can't safe others can't safe him either too. Stop been delusion

I'm very sure you take BP drug most times because life without Christ is crises.

Relocated crew members, oya come and start as usual to tell us the best thing you did for yourself is to relocate abroad. As if abroad is free of trouble

Mtcheew .

kingthreat:


You must be referring to your family that their nickname is hunger in your dialect.
Do you see Musk or Zuckerberg giving their underaged children hotels to catch clout?
By the way, the person in focus here is Cubana chief priest. Not Obi Cubana.
I must warn you, If you must argue with me, your intelligence must be average at least.

Savage

blacknp:
How much did you receive from the millions entering his account? 1k Naira e no even bless you with.

Your answer showed that you are smartly challenged because I didn't see any relationship between what I said and what you replied.

And for your information, I don't need his millions. You may not understand

Jnrprince1:
This man look for something else to do. I come in peace

Are you aware that even if he is sleeping, hundreds of millions is entering his account.

Trustedpronet:


Stupidity begets stupidity...for a man to see me finish that my is his choice...let me enjoy my stupidity oga. Na my mates dey die for war front.

You mean you can kill yourself for a wife that went to another man.

You don't have any business with the man she went to.

Blame your wife instead for ignoring you and going for another person.

Thought I have heard it all

Jewessgratitud3:
Why go near big water bodies when you can't swim?

The first and last time I swam in a pool was at ikeja airport hotel in the morning of that day bomb blast happened in Lagos at Oke afa. I made sure I stayed in the shallow part tlll My friends finished swimming. Even when they tried to drag me to the middle of the pool I screamed until they left me

2002. January 27.

Chummynoni:
I dont think i will ever argue with anyone on nairaland again. 90% of nairaland users are dull and unintelligent. I have read the news up to 10times and i didnt see anywhere the reporter said she dived into the river after drinking sniper. If most of you couldnt read and understand simple writeup, how would you be able to argue intelligently? Smh.

Many of them are very dull and unintelligent.

The few smart ones are on professional platform like tech, properties.

I got tired of complaining of their dullness

pansophist:


Na wa o.

Why you de fear women? YOu seem smart, you suppose sabi filters away karashikas and ogbanje comot na?

Men wey dey fear women na men wey no understand women, and also, never rule himself well.

Like Putin, he rules himself and Russia well, hence, he can take on the whole West and Nato singlehandedly, giving them a heavy defeat in Ukraine.

When you rule yourself well, evil women (or men) are not your problem. Their only hope will be to recruit the vices living inside of you, to defeat you.

Be like Putin my brother

Which Putin? He can be likened to a somebody holding something in his hand and snatching a car. If not for what the snatcher is holding, no one will allow him to snatch the car.

The west are trading cautiously because of the nuclear weapons effect. Even though they all have it.

Anyone can wake up and unleash nuclear power.

That's only Putin hope. He couldn't even conquer Ukraine completely as planned.

Aaaaarghmed:
if you like dey blow grammar.na you know.Enjoy your Nigeria

Discovering minors in this platform is very burdenless though pathetic

Aaaaarghmed:
I thank God I japaed when I did.My own be say mk my sister finish school.I thank God i can send her better money every month.I really feel for my fellow Nigerians.Reading all these suffering news deh make me sad

Suffering has different outlook. Let's not talk about abroad perspective .It has its own demerits and type of suffering too

yarimo:
(1) If I messaged you and you are online without response in a reasonable time I will unfriend you even if you later reply I won't reply you forever.
(2) If i messaged you and it shown seen without reply in a reasonable time I will unfriend you
(3) If you reply my message within a minute I will reply within a minute, if you reply in the next 5 minutes I will reply you in the next 5 minutes too.

You will be very troublesome and malicious.

Watch your BP.

Ogiame:
Kindly drift away to oblivion.


Clown like you asking me question.

Question dullard can never answer in ITS whole wide world .Yes you are "it". You don't seem to have life. Smart less being is a non living being.

Ogiame:
Is that all you deduce from the post?

Even if I could not deduce anything from your post apart from what I asked. At least I was able to deduce your sense of humor is lost completely.

I don't even think you will be smart enough to know where I am drifting to.

Ogiame:
Reno Omokri the notorious political prostitute said we should do away with MTN, Airtel and start using GLO.... He also said we should ditch DSTV for NTA Iruekpen.


I think it's time we practice what Reno Omokri preach by allowing Peseiro to go and bringing in our Local coaches.

I'm confused here. Do you love Reno or not.

Access bank was showing sign of a slight weakness in the system through their epileptic banking network when the CEO was alive.

Who knows what will happen now he is no more.


May his soul and others rest in peace.

UptownVibes:
You check health o,you no check o.. When your time reach,you move.. Rip to the dead..

Be good to people around you,nobody knows the time.. Even medical doctor dey die too.. No be by check ur health this and observe your weight that.. Na God dey save and help man..

You are wrong. God has given us enough wisdom how to manage our health to enjoy all he bestowed on us

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You are very funny. Pretend you don't know the truth.

MT:
Nigeria must finish the game within regulation time.

Pride at stake!.

Eagles even if you wont win the cup, winning South Africa is enough trophy for me pleaaaaaassssseeeeee

Lol. Especially remembering how they scuttled our world cup dream in one certain year

Salubata:
imagine this crook who invested State money in family business?

Beta Edu didn't do half of the dastardly act this packaged fraud perpetrated as governor

Someone who ought to be in a dungeon.
Such an effrontery!

“I also invested $50million of Anambra State money in the power sector. I invested several billions in banks, including banks where I have shares. I was investing for the future of the state; it doesn’t matter whether I have shares or not. If I have the opportunity of building the future of the state, wouldn’t I have done that?"
Peter Obi.

I know you know PO is very relevant in Nigeria political space because even Tinubu knows PO won the election.

So you don't know why PO press release is taken seriously.

Everybody knows he won the election with landslide. Forget the rigging

sheriffman:
Getting a sugar mummy

So what are you trying to say?

FOLYKAZE:
Released from that bar called marriage. It was hell and a nightmare. Everything about it mirrors the Inferno written by Dan Brown. At first, the thoughts and reality of it overwhelmed me. I was a ghost to myself and totally a shadow. But I survived it. I now enjoy a relative peace of mind. That horror, tremendous fear and sorrow isn't there. I look back and smile, realising that inner peace is priceless

There is nothing wrong with marriage ,you just married an incompatible person.

Marriage is lovely. I repeat marriage is lovely.

successmatters:


Your senses are gone forever

Savage .😀

Lukepeter:
Two major reason, been atheist and I believe in meritocracy.

As an Atheist I can't marry a religion person, dating one self na problem in this country. I can't pretend, so the marriage won't work. How about the kids, the woman would want to force some ideology on them, won't want that.

On the issue of meritocracy, I know that no county is corrupt free and some work you need nepotism (what we call connection) and I don't see much wrong with that when it is not done excessively. Some of us don't believe in any grace, just give what we deserve base on our effort and capability.

Are you aware that some people don't get what they deserve despite the effort and capabilities.

But some people get theirs without any effort.

That's what they call grace.

jaephoenix:

Any proof of the bolded?
No. Im too young for bullshit. Thank you sire

Son, I understand your confusion. What is above you, is above you.

I'm glad you called it bullshit for you.

Only you brought the bullshit to your life by yourself.

As for me, really needs time to rest. Been awake overnight studying "books" that could give you more confusion.

At least I tried to open your eyes a bit to the complexity of the universe.

Good day and bye.

jaephoenix:

Have you also thought of the possibility of both my phone being inanimate object and your god also non existent?

Inanimateness does not affect the "live " in animate things. You can speak to inanimate things and they obey you. You can speak to your car not to spoil on your trip and it obeys.

Anyway you are too young for spiritualism and philosophy.

And guess what? I don't know about your god but my God is creator of nature and bestowed power in it.

Of course you may not understand.

DeepSight:


Pathetic reasoning.

Probably inscrutable reasoning for the feeble and unintelligent mind.

DeepSight:


Pathetic reasoning.

Probably an inscrutable reasoning for the feeble minded .

jaephoenix:

Ok.
My phone has mysterious and hidden ways of answering my prayers. For example, I asked for an airplane and it kept quiet. It also told me to wait when I said i need funds for a new car. Indeed it is mysterious

Beautiful write up.

You actually explained what a mystery is all about even without you knowing.

Mystery is something that you can't explain no matter how much you try.

Your mysterious statement is how mysterious God and answering prayer is.

I can guide you in philosophy, spiritualism and mysticism if you are interested.

Otherwise, tailor your life to the much knowledge you know. Because you may not like much research into nature science like I do everyday.

It's quite deep.