₦airaland Forum

Mariinee:
He must think NL is his inheritance

NairalandHeroes:
I read they say he get over 30 alternate accounts

Safiaa:
In what way is an abortion risky at her age? Please stop feeding people with lies.

omonighoblessing:
I want to tell her to keep the baby too but that means she might never get her own man

PotatoSalad:
Mine too lol

PotatoSalad:
it's COOU.
I'll harvest your kidneys o

sarrki:
He's fine

The ship of state is on course

Ebuka2016:
you dey craze bro. This thread is not seriouz cant you see dat? No go insult ur great grand father oo

Ebuka2016:
when yhu want to propose to someone b4 officially beginning to ffuck her, dont you do it in public places? I want yhu to give me advice on how to go about it simple!

mayoor15:
Think more than but not sure.. Read it somewhere though

DAVIYJONESS:
dumb member of league of morons

DAVIYJONESS:
My name is daviyjones and I am the world famous man of list. The trending nairaland pool party has got my team talking on whether I should attend to increase my popularity or not, after thorough analysis I have decide not to for this reasons:

1. Exposing my body :As prospective Mr nairaland 2017 I am afraid my naked photos will circulate the forum. my joystick size, packs and hairy chest. all these can be used against me.


2. Erection in public : There will be naked girls everywhere, my dick can go hard causing embarrassment amongst nairalanders.


3. Injury scare: safety first, I don't know how safe is the pool, hope I wont slip and land hard on hard floor or the bottom of the pool if I dive in.


4. Unattendant of mature members : prior the last event hosted by vizkiz and co, I saw the photos and video.no mature member. it is small boys and girls with ugly faces. no thesonofmark, lezz ,sinzu ,kinginvahala etc


5. Infection scare : I don't know what skin disease nairalanders carry, I am scared. Lot of people will be in the pool at the same time. jezz!! girls who might be menstruating may enter as said by professorfal in the nlevent's thread. my health is very important.


6. Scare of being mobbed by haters : I have many haters especially the awon weyrey group. we know jacksparrow is a thug who can send any body even his sister to do his evil plans. they can harm me for my good deeds.



7. Low feminine presence : scouts and predictors have concluded there will be low number of girls and the event will flop if care is not taken. I will advise vizkiz to hire prostitutes for the event. we have some here on nairaland.


written by daviyjones

note: the womanoflist is a fraud with no certificate to operate under my umbrella.

Senipapa:
Lmao, Bros wetin the guy do you nw

SNOWCREAM:
hanhan na you issue am certificate?

IamAirforce1:
It's no longer news that Nairaland pool party s coming up this 22nd
And just yesterday I got a mail from B4uiwas that she will be home for Easter and that she will be at the party only if I will be going.

This is crazy.. Wow!

I never saw this coming.
The list of girls coming with me now 3.
Pinkjacket too and this other beautiful girl I wanna surprise you guys with that day.

And for this, I've made an arrangenent for 4 Hennessy VSOP
Two Wine
Energy drinks
Soft can drinks
And a packet of Benson Switch for my people.


Some people said b4uiwas was my alternate but now is time to prove they not intelligent like they thought.

We go bring that place down.
And please don't be mad or envious of my clique when you see us come around.


Stay blessed.


Hey
Vizkiz
I demand a slash n gate fee on the number of peeps coming with me to the party.
Reply here as soon as you can.