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kejykejy:
Where is ur location gloria

lagos

tjonweb:
Happy birthday

sorry I can't access my pm now but u can reach me on glorioustatus29@gmail.com. Thanks

goryorhal:
Yeah check your inbox .. I sent you an email

right away

goryorhal:
A man has been arrested at the Chinese border for attempting to enter china with 94 iPhones strapped to his body, according to a Sina news report. A citizen of Hong Kong, the man had strapped rings of iPhones around his thighs, torso, calves, and crotch, using a combination of plastic bags and masking tape. Pictures show both the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus. The phones have been seized, and are currently being held by customs officials.
The latest batch of iPhones have been available in China for months, but smuggling is still common for stolen phones, which are often easier to fence in Asia. According to the report, so-called “mobile armor” is a fairly common tactic for phone smugglers. Police noticed this particular smuggler due to “weird walking posture, joint stiffness and muscle tension,” an obvious result of covering your entire body in touchscreens

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/this-is-how-you-smuggle-94-iphones-over-the-107892922009.html

hi. U sent me a pm, sorry I can't access my pm for now but u can reach me on glorioustatus29@gmail.com

micky22:
haha... girl u dey vex oo. funny you gloriana

my dear brother abi na sister I need to take dis tin serious o abi u never hear say husband scarcity dey town? **whispers** at least if I repair my birth certificate small I just might b d lucky one

ZaBaene:
She gets to spend 14 years. The terms will run concurrently.

I may not no d meaning of concurrently but wat I no is dat if our thief thief politicians can b sentenced to as small as 14days inprisonment wit hard labour dat will b d begining of freedom for nigeria

@op pls do u min 266 days or years? What happens to our politicians who steal money in billion dollars? **in african china's voice* poor man wey thief maggi dem go show him face for crime fighter

Pls sir when is d date for d interview? What and wwhat do we need to come along with? In case birth certificate is included, will an affidavit b accepted as av lost my original birth cerfiticate. Thanks in anticipation for a favourable responce.

amsoslim:
NLanders n deir bad maut....

it dat bad mouth or just stating d obvious? Just take a long good look at d child

Sure thing I did

boman2014:
Hmm , true talk...


And i'm not ready to part with my MTN sim(s)

porting is allowed

sammyj:
They said they are not Nigerians and want to go their separate ways. My question to them is why they interfare in the last concluded national election if this guys are not confuse set of people. !!!

becos u clear thinking n sensible pple will not let dem confused pple go. Dey said dey want out but u guys r holding unto dem. Y? U kip crying one nigeria yet dez so much injustice being done to a set of pple. U cry one nig yet u can't wait for d slightest opprtunity to slit d throat of ur neighbour.I sympathize wit Biafra though n I pity nigeria

tintingz:
Very good... I want to see PEJ crying "diaris godu" inside prison.

And Orubebe barking like dog in prison, I want to know who will jega him this time around.

stiff brain

treasuredm:
U right though.. But I can assure u that most Nigerians wud rather have themselves killed than return to Nigeria.. Cos they feel that coming to Nigeria is to suffer n they wud not want that

its their choice then. same problem we experienced back then in kano. a lot of igbos refused to go back home despite d killings n alot of them eventually lost their lives n "investments" as well. God should give us wisdom.

treasuredm:
Hope they'll make provisions for them.. Its not just about coming bk

which is beta, allow dem get killed first while dey make provision for their dead bodies or get dem down here alive? Wen dez life dez hope my dear. U no how slugish nig gov can b about makng "provision"

MONITZ:
He has said nothing but the truth,unfortunately Oga Jona made the work much easier for them by surrounding himself with sycophants,political liabilities,those who had zero political values and also those who were just with him to line their pockets.The chips are down and now he is beginning to see everyone as they really are.It is even still ok now because by the time he leaves office finally he would have none of these hangers-on around him anymore,as they will quickly move over to where things are happening.The lesson to be learnt from this is that power is ephemeral,so do what needs to be done no matter whose ox is gored and posterity would be fair to you.

like he did with obasanjo n proterity was veeery fair to him right?

Etumgbe:
This man like kissing no be small.

Last time na wife he kiss

Now na daughter

e b like say na there baba do d tin put for am. Dis one no b clear eye. * in baba's voice* u must do am for public oo or else...

Atmmachine:
Your foolishness uses 4G network.
Do you thank or apply those courtesy when a guy accepts your facebook friend request ??


Your father must be mad for having a goat as his son

we r all entitled to our opinions. U must b suffering from a very low self esteem wit d kind of words u speak. Am not suprised if u r just a school leaver wit no exposure. If I were ur sister I'd b so ashamed of u. **thank God I'm not**

Atmmachine:
Your foolishness uses 4G network.
Do you thank or apply those courtesy when a guy accepts your facebook friend request ??


Your father must be mad for having a goat as his son

we r all entitled to our opinions. U must b suffering from a very low self esteem wit d kind of words u speak. Am not suprised if u r just a school leaver wit no exposure. If I were ur sister I'd b so ashamed of u. **thank God I'm not**

Luedave:
Its dumb...... .., its sick, ........who the hell;-> is she?,......... whats special about her?..........., what is she going to give u?,........... of what importance is she in your life?, ...............how much are u going to be paid 4 that?, ...............:-(y on earth would u do that when u wouldnt get a reply?, ........ Are u jobless or jux a r"tard?.......... Is she made of gold? ............
Abegii

hey guy, if she is so nothing den y do even boda to send her a friends request in d 1st place? Whatever happened to "show me ur friends n I...."? It is dat tin dats special abt her dat made u send her d request. Whatever u want her to give, d bible says ask n u shall be given abi one babe don refuse to give u b4? Chill out

simplibaba:
“Most Igbos says they are the people that developed Lagos and made Lagos what it is today. They say without Igbos, Lagos is finished. And i keep wondering, how has Igbos helped in shaping and developing Lagos?

“Lets get the fact right, Igbos didn't develop Lagos rather, it was Lagos that shaped and made the Igbos what they are today. Without igbos in Lagos, Lagos will remain Lagos and without Lagos, most Igbos may likely be nothing.

“Reason for my assertion is that most giant and top companies that attracts millions of people across the country to Lagos are not owned by the Igbos so, how has Igbos shaped and developed Lagos?

“This are the achievements and economic advancement Igbos gave Lagos and Lagosians; tokunbo and fake spare parts at Ladepo Market, China Electronics and pirated CDs at Alaba market, bend-down select cloths at Idumota and yaba and kotangowa market, Chinese and tokunbo computers accessories and phones at Computer village Ikeja are Igbos economical achievement and contribution to Lagos. In fact, most Igbos are causing nuisance in Lagos. A visit to this markets will tell you the amount of nuisance that Most Igbos has caused in Lagos. The environments this Igbos traders are mostly populated are always polluted with waste of all sorts, they are dirty, stinking, rough, erection of illegal shops on road, on pipeline and railway lines are encouraged in this market places that causes traffic gridlock and other dangerous acts and when Lagos state government dismantle this illegal shops, they get angry, if Lagos state government close their shops for environmental violation, they pick offence. How then has the Igbos developed Lagos?

“As long as am concerned, PZ, COCA-COLA, 7UP, CADBURY, MTN, ZAIN, GLO, ETISALAT, DANGOTE, SHOP-RITES, GOLDEN PENNY, FLOUR MILL, INDOMIE, UNILEVER, P&G, CHI LIMITED, GUINNESS, NIGERIA BREWERIES, OANDO, CONOIL, TOTAL, MOBIL, CHEVRON, SHELL, AQUADANA, KFC, EKO HOTEL, INTER CONTINENTAL HOTEL, PROTEA HOTEL, JULIUS BERGER, RCC CONSTRUCTION, NESTLE, KPMG, GSK, FRISLAND FOOD, WAMCO, BRITISH AMERICA TOBACCO, FLOUR MILL, SCHLUBEGER, AIT, SILVERBIRD TV, CHANNELS TV, LARFARGE, etc are not own by the Igbos. This companies are what attracted millions of people to Lagos.

“Igbos shouldn't lay claim that they develop a place by becoming nuisance. Most of the top churches in Lagos are not also owned by Igbos. House on the Rock, Redeem, Christ Embassy, Deeper life, living faith, MFM, etc are not owned by Igbos, the only church that's reasonable that's owned by an Igbo man is TREM, while another Igbos church Lord Chosen church encourage nuisance in Lagos and it also double as the most dirtiest church in Lagos.

“Records shows that 75% of robbery cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 85% of ritual cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 60% of drug cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 70% of fraud cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 90% of pirated CDs in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 60% of fake and Adulterated drugs in Lagos that has kill thousands of Lagosians are carried out by Igbos, in fact, most of the crimes in Lagos are related to the Igbos so how has Igbos developed Lagos when they can't get their hands off crimes?

“There's no Igbo man among the top three richest people in Nigeria, so how are they successful?

“The truth is that Igbos should be grateful that the Yorubas accommodated them in Lagos peacefully, they shouldn't take the Meekness and kindness of the Yorubas for granted.

“Igbos didn't make Lagos but its actually Lagos that made Igbos.”

1 question sir, all d above mentioned companies, y r dey not desperatly fightin for space in oda states.

chrisbaba1:
[size=17pt]I don't mean to be tribalistic... But on a real I think its time Yoruba let igbos understand (non violently) that they are accommodated in lagos does not mean they own it... This is the sad transition igbos have gradually forged us to take because of the impunity of many towards the yorubas, our land (figuratively traditions, politics) and culture.... That welcoming accomodating host nonesense has to be re-evaluated to preserve our identity as they preserve theirs every where in the east....... If regards of our land nd culture won't be given then why remain so tolerant? [/size]

I don't understand y these yoruba children are crying blood o. That somebody begd d igbos for their votes, is it a crime? Dat d igbos voted for who dey like, is a crime? Afterall they were both beggin for pples vote. Moreover both candidate are yorubas. Let me ask u, if d igbos had voted for ambode, would it av made dem worth more than wat dey r worth? It just goes to show how shallow ur sense of reasonin is. An addage says, wat a child cannot see even if he climbs to d top of a tree, d old man sees it even while sittin. D igbos askd to b on their own so many years ago even b4 u were born, u pple refused cryin one nigeria yet u look for d slightest opportunity to kill ur next door neighbour. The change we seek in nigeria begins with loving ur neighbour. Forget jimi, forget ambode cos dey r all fightin for their self interest.
#luvurneighbour

odeotito:
Just unfortunate that Agbaje is now tainted as an Igbo ethnic politician! Imagine him promising to make an Eze Igbo a First Class Chief in Lagos. Except he was deceiving the Igbo he should know that The Igbo are a fiercely Republican and autonomous people who will not accept the overlordship of a single person as Eze all over Lagos Igbo- confusion will ensue! Just wondering how much of Igbo he can speak - in case he needs to try making a run for Governorship in any of the eastern states!
Shame to the apostles of ethnic politics playing us against one another! Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa et al are Nigerians who deserve to vote and be voted for ANYWHERE in the country.
It remains to be said however that it is an unreasonable and unfair thing to do to hit your host community under the belt by playing the ethnic card in election time when you have not been discriminated against in enjoying the dividend of democracy! The obvious attempt by Igbos at doing so in this elections is unfortunate and will only serve a notice on the Yoruba to be wary of the Igbo as a people nursing an agenda to take over their host community. The Igbo must consciously set out to put the Yoruba (their hosts in Lagos) at ease by correcting that impression

I hope we r all thinking straight here. Everyone has a right to vote for whoever he or she wishes to vote for. Weda d igbos voted for ambode or jimi, r they not both yorubas? Whoever d oba supports is his problem so y drag d igbos into it n turning d whole tin into an ethnic war. See, dis is politics n d oba's display is just one of their political tricks. They all av hidden agendas n they alone knws wat doz agendas r. Let's stop killing ourselves over notin because dey r all fightin for their selfish interest. Just go n tink of how to promote ur hustle is d only advice I can give. D change we seek in nigeria begins with loving ur neighbour not buhari, goodluck, ambode or jimi.
#loveurneighbour

July2050:
If you like beg till tomorrow. Tribalistic mofos. They voted themselves into power during the presidential elections. The oba noticed the trend and called their heads to warn their people.

Instead of being sober, they began to threaten us on our own soil o, saying its no mans land.

Now they can see ogbanje losing and they are using style to retrace their steps. Mofos! It's already too late for you igbos. Your time is up in Lagos.

I still get plenty to talk. I dey come. Una own don finish for Lagos and southwest. Awon oloshi jati jati

#Igbomustgo!

Silence is d best answer for a FO.OL like u

Lacomus:
God on Nairaland ?

r u a muslim?

habeebcole:
plz i need your help

wat can I do for u ojereee

Lacomus:
You see ur life, don't worry I'll pray for you.

pls don't pray for me ooo, I like my tinking ability I thout for a second dat God was on nairaland

Lacomus:
I think say na the other top: OP take ur time mbok.

oh may God forgive me. I was actually tinking its d oda top too. Ooh am a sinner.

anthoniosp:
so wha ya say to a whatsapp ping?..08051520063 **in terminator's voice** "I am expecting you" **winks**

hummmmmmm

Alphaoscar:
You mean Fashola should abandon state roads and start chasing Federal roads? Even the oneas he did your PDP led FG are still owing him #51b balance. Direct your rant to the appropriate quarters joor.

he's good at that, like he chased badagry express road wen so many channels within his jurisdiction are crying for his attension.