₦airaland Forum

Aaha y d rush? Its not yet december na

ikeepitreal:
Now I feel like raping.

u feel like raping? There, have it. U can do as muuch as u want. Mumu like u

Sins d dead cannot talk,I comment my reserve

Cutehector:
so wad do u do

u want us to talk about it here? Isn't it goin to b.....wat do dey call it again....derAiling?

Cutehector:
pleasure is mine gloriana.. Lol ur moniker tho..

my. Moniker is a divine invvention I never knew already exists.

Cutehector:
We hav all sinned and fallen short of d glory of God.

got me laughing dow

Let d music begiin.

Jayjay0:
F*ck me??

Judging from your dp you should be the last person to tell me that

makes no sense

Jayjay0:
To me yea

f.u.c..k u. Btw, I think d story up there is a lie

cuteboy2:
He also promised to:

1. Find and bring back the Chibok girls

2. End the Boko Haram insurgency in the North East. End BH bombings everywhere in Nigeria, and drive BH out of Nigeria.

3. Provide school lunch to children in all Secondary and Primary Schools in Nigeria.

4. Provide free healthcare and free education

5. End Power outage and guaranty stable power supply

6. Abolish First Ladyship

7. End corruption in Nigeria

8. Endure naira appreciates to $1 = N1 (naira-dollar parity)

I am convinced Buhari can achieve all these and more if only the thieving crowd who put him in power can give him space.

Buhari will fight corruption yet dis same corruption put him in office. Just watching sha

Pls send to glorianatony@gmail.com

Dronedude:
Oh....Thank God is Formication not Fornication... i was scared like hell I couldn't even find the word in my dictionary, need to buy the updated one maybe.

i'm very sure u won't b able to find d word typo error in ur dic s well

redsquare:
The info on my CV is confidential. To hell with the job, I go sue First Bank for 100M for divulging my personal information without my consent.

pls wake up from dat dream its too big for dat ur small mind. U DON'T AV A CASE dear

vichks:
Beleive me this guy is a certified scam, and some people will still fall for this crap

I pray for my single sisters out there not to fall for scams o because d tin wey this marriage tin dey cos no b here.

I hope dis is not anoda bad boy on d loose looking for a desperate girl to use for sometin? because d way diz vacancies are coming up I just can't help but wonder. So in your whole locality, village, business place and even church u no see any fine and God fearing babe? Just saying because one poor girl I used to know has been missing since last year through stuffs like this. Pls ladies be wise n patient.

Sirmee:
Guys be watchful of ladies you allow to give you blow-job.

There is this very popular man in my hood that is always after everything under the skirt. Be it single or married, he doesn't give a damn all he want is nyansh.
On this faithful day, he picked a one night stand lady and straight to the hotel not knowing this babe has epilepsy disease.

They lodged straight into an hotel and proceed to action. The babe started giving the man blow-job sending the him to cloud nine, next thing epilepsy attacked the lady, GBAM! All her 32 teeth clenched on this man's di.ck before this guy will say Jack, he's already six feet below.

A word is enough for the wise.

sorry i cant access my pm. reach me on glorioustatus29@gmail.com

saaedlee:
Let's hear the idea...

in private if u dont mind

MojAyo:
I think u re d one sick one here,can't u just jump and pass,dnt let me ever catch u with my man,or u will taste poo,I mean my one and only goryorhal,u can kill urself if u want to,Bastard,I think I ve ur time right now,ugly biitch

crying baby....aaaha huhuhu huhuhu mtcheeew mumu of d highest order. I think SILENCE is the bestest answer for a fat idiiot like u

asadeba:
why am i not laughing

because u no get teeth

fajani:
Take it easy... who told you she is into the guy... here is the real guy...... u can go ahead with someone else used toy.....

if u have problem understanding english or a simple conversation den hurry up n go get some help. **a lot of sick children on nairaland**

kelvine:
Now this is unfortunately funny
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abeg laff at doz boko boys jor....




Wait oo I hope u are not laffing at me sha

So d death of nigerians pain them this much yet they kill these same nigerians in hundreds and thousands. I really can't blive this. One thing is for sure, the BOKO BOYS wants to remain the center of attraction or attension and the ZULU BOYS are trying to disturb that goal.

So

encryptjay:
what is wrong with this one?

my brother I wonder oo

MojAyo:
hello,stay off my man or u gonna be in real shit,nonsense

hellooo man owner. U sound soo insecure. Pls don't give urself high blood pressure or else u die b4 ur time.

Cadillac15:
I love ur sense of humour.

thanks n I hope it will give me some leverage. Can't access my pm so don't use

Cadillac15:
Thanks for dropping by. The feedback channel is in the original ad. Nice evening

wait! Is dis some kind of regret notice or what. U av not even interviewd me. Every enemy against my progress here, die by fire.

GodMode:
because they lack that knowledge...

If a man impregnates a woman.. The man is legally responsible for the financial, welfare e.t.c of that child failure to do so will lead to prison time or huge fines..

But some Nigerian women will f:oolishly go and do abortion..

silence is d best answer for a wise man like u

GodMode:
Its not a problem...

Just go and f:uck.. Have a baby and tie the guy down legally..

then y isn't everybody doing it n tieing d guys down illegally? By now d ratio will b 1:1

kejykejy:
can I ve ur contact pls send to kejykejy@gmail.com

heeey I'm having hope already ooo but ur status shows female abi u av connection for me?

kejykejy:
can I ve ur contact pls send to kejykejy@gmail.com

heeey I'm having hope already ooo but ur status shows female abi u av connection for me?

saaedlee:
When unmarried girls reach a certain age, depending on the societies they live in(tho it differs from society to society) people begin to refer to them as “old cargo" etc.

Especially here in Nigeria, people still look upon a young unmarried girl as though she were to blame for her state. Fingers are pointed accusingly at her regardless of the reasons or her own circumstances. The girl soon becomes the butt of ridicule, accusations, and meddling by those around her and even those closest to her.

The reasons for the girl’s delay in getting married or in not getting married at all are many and varies. But the most prevalent delay of a young Nigerian girl getting married is insecurity, especially financial security. However, there are social circumstances and pressures that also create delays in getting married for the ladies.

There are also other reasons such as high dowries, which may make some young men run from getting married on time. Little wonder why most marriages you see today are consumated by older men and women . Then there are families which demand that a prospective suitor have certain characteristics or else they will not allow their daughters or sisters to marry him.

What do girls in Nigeria say about why they are not married?
How much do they suffer because they are not married?
Can "RUNS" decide on when a girl gets married?
[b]Can a girl begin a new life and start a family no matter how late?


According to latest statistics from The Federal Ministry of Women Affairs and Social Development 4 in every 10 ladies aged between 26 - 39 are unmarried!

Please can we have some fresh air in here? Aa aa, single ladies dis single ladies dat. Its an obvious problem dats staring at us in d face. So coming up here to post an article just stating d obvious n giving us statistics won't solve d problem cos I've had more than enuf of dat. If u don't av any practical solution to d problem pls b more creative n write about other tins. N dat reminds me....I av an idea on how to reduce d number bit by bit but will need some pple to actualise it.