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BolaAdeyemo:
Dude Must be a Ghanaian

Lol. This one pass Ghanaian level ooh

kabrud:
Hahahahahahahahaha, osu is calling others bastard.

Let me enlighten u a bit.

A real bastard is one who wakes his father by kicking and that is what the flat headed akpu-eaters are very well known for.

A place where u see a child engage in physical fight with his supposed father because of money. Bastards are cursed like the osu and since Lagosians don't know that they are bluntly rejected in their supposed homes, they pass them from one man to the other.

Besides, how did u come about the expression "10 fathers" = bastard? Or are u translating the "inyamiri dodon doya, uwa daya uba goma"? I hope you know what that means.
This is certainly not English language, except if u are talking about osu variety of English in which case, I can't say.

It is bastards that leave their supposed parents' homes and travel all the way to Ladin Makole in search of d1cks.

It is bastards that keep brothels for fee.
It is bastards that kill their supposed fathers for money ritual.

Most importantly, it is bastards that are rejected and treated as slaves and accordingly, they have no share in any inheritance.

Yes, that 3 months menstruation must be observed b4 a woman is finally free from the chances of being considered pregnant and what does this tell u? No chance of giving birth to a bastard.

A far cry from the female married flattiees who have been murdered in several hotels by their extra-marital lovers.

English?
For a flat headed osu to be talking about comprehension in English can be very amusing. Can u imagine an old dirty and stinking osu who has been entangled in several grammatical blunders talking about English?
An Osu that cannot piece up few words together to make a correct sentence is talking about English. Ur brain must really be upside-down and I'm sure if I put it in a birds skull, it will fly backward

Demented soul? The osu is obviously confused.
A demented soul is one which gets so unnecessarily timid that it forgets an event even within splits of a second as u have consistently exhibited.

Just answer the question "How many husbands has your mother married so far ?"

I don't talk much

kabrud:
Hehehe...
the weakest of comebacks ever...

Typical of slowpokes who barely recognise the English text...

In Biology, we are made to understand that only one man can father a child contrary to what dunce like u typed up there.

And in the case of promiscuity, we are seeing the gold medalists across the length and breath of this country showcasing their wares in different brothels...
...A muslim woman who happens to separate from her husband for whatever reason must observe 3 months of menstruation to be sure she is not pregnant unlike in ur cases where married women keep jumping from one hotel to the other in search of d1cks.

The more reason they have the highest casualty of murdered married women in hotels......

The records are there....

...go and get urself liberated and be given a human status rather than osu...
... it is then u will be qualified to talk, but for now, gerarahia .

Since you don't understand simple English, you need not be told plainly that having "10 fathers " implies that you a b.astard. Ode. Keep on ranting like a demented soul.

Kikikikkiki. After waiting for 3 months of menstruation, she get married and tasted by another man before going back to her former husband. Now tell us, how many men has your mother married in her lifetime?

kabrud:
Hahahahahahahahaha. It is not a threat but the fact, u will be carried away one day and we all know the rest and by the special Grace of God u will do that one day. Hehehe, age is really telling on this dirty old woman and it is quite obvious. Must I be a media practitioner to know what is happening? Old women can be very disgusting with their archaic reasoning. If it is about getting drowned, kiokiokiokiokiokiokio, I think it is the flat headed akpu-eating osu (a rejected outcast) that will justifiably conceive such cos she is practically useless to herself and the society. Product of unbridled romance? Hmm, the osu is forming vocabs, thanks to nollywood captions. At least my father is known, unlike the flat heads who need dna test to ascertain their paternities cos the mothers who were sold out to the husbands are going extra miles to justify the worth of the commodities. Which one is I will be saying u are peddling lies against me? Hahahahahahahahaha. An osu will always be an osu. So u think ur lies really bother me? U must be high on cum. I was just bringing ur lies out to prove to u how one of ur stocks in trade is lies in addition to being a brothel keeper who is on monthly payroll. Hehehe, did u say bitter soul and cancer infected scrotum? Whose soul can be as bitter as that of a slave? Or is it the leaking and smelly punna which has suffered from rigorous activities of several d1cks that is not cancerous? That reminds me, next time, ask questions about meaning of expressions b4 putting them into use eh. There is nothing like cancer infection okay? U use infection only for infectious ailments but u can talk of cancer growth or any other expression which doesn't suggest infection. A good example is ur highly infectious anus due to the precipitation of the bacterial activities which are themselves the residues of dry poo due to using of mere tissue rather than the best item of purification. This is one of the lies I'm talking about not that u are spreading any lies about me, u dirty and smelly old woman. , "fluid filled child brain" or what's even that permutation? Ìs it "child fluid filled brain"? Hahahahahahahahaha . I like it when the osu keeps repeating that expression, just a reminder in case u have forgotten. .

And you believe that you made some sense here ehn
No time to waste on a boy with 10 fathers

nextprince:
Keep kwayet u no dey listen abi. Wetin make u dey curse Holy prophet now. Abi na him say make u be osu.

ode!

RIP dear sister.

Oya BM, go and do something about Ogboro road or call Brother - in -law Okorocha to fix that road that leads to Eluama Isu/3

nextprince:
Y u dey call person olodo when too be olodo na...
...how 4-1+1 go fit raise to pwr 10 again na....u for just kukuma pretend say u pas math.... y dey tell us say u get F9 4 math na. Abi na so una dey do am for osu....

Who is this?

nextprince:
Y u dey call person olodo when too be olodo na...
...how 4-1+1 go fit raise to pwr 10 again na....u for just kukuma pretend say u pas math.... y dey tell us say u get F9 4 math na. Abi na so una dey do am for osu....

Who is this?

kabrud:
What's this one saying? Are u referring to the average Hausa girls? Which society doesn't have the rich and the poor? If it is the poor ones u are talking about, poor female flat heads in the village are as dirty and tattered as pigs. U think we don't know what obtains in the yeast? Gerrout.

kabrud:
Yes, the odour of those poo alone because of wiping with mere tissue can be quite disgusting and I can't stand it. Oh, the use of tissue remains the choice of its users? More like saying the leaving of poo remnants is a choice to those people. And if u are talking about lice in the hairs, it is obvious u are referring to the poor dirty hausa girls. Note, I have lost count of the number of times I went to East and if that is what u are talking about, U must be a very big joker and a liar. But for the average Hausa peeps, no tribe is as clean.

Oh! They are now poor Hausa girls
Learn to accept the truth and move on with it

kabrud:
Yes, all I said about u is the whole truth cos they are in the media for every tom dick and harry to see. Don't you use tissue? Don't u cover those artificial hairs with polythene? Are u not a flat head who is an outcast? Are u not an old woman? Didn't u lie? Were u not in Ladin Makole for some ungodly activities? Tell me one thing which is not true. But I'm not in the media and u don't know anything about me, old woman. As for the insult on the Holy prophet, I don't respond to those cases cos that is what the Christians are known for (triggering religious violence and hypocritically turn round to form victim). Continue, but do u know the day monkey go go market, e no go come back? That is the day u will be in the midst of muslims and be carried away thinking it is nairaland. So, for the insult, that is the way of the Christians and we have no reason to say anything unpleasant against Jesus Christ cos we believe in him.

Is that the Muslim threat? Who is a paedophile? Oh you are not in the media and you are telling the truth? So childish and that's what you are! Go get drowned in your scrum. See who is talking, product of unbridled romance. Soon you will start shouting that I am peddling lies against you, bitter soul that leaves nothing to be desired with your cancer infected scrotum

kabrud:
Oh, lest I forgot, ablusion on its own is a minor purification which must be performed and that is after major purification which includes taking bath, otherwise, purification is not complete. Besides, what do u call cleanliness? Is it the type that the artificial hair is covered with polythene bag while entering the bathroom? Or is it the one that u use tissue after poo? U don't know how the combined effect of these practices make u and ur folks to stink. Don't be deceived by those heavy deodorants, u stink like maggot infested rotten pigs.

Do you people bathe? Just be truthful for once. Yes, people use tissues after poo and it remains their choices and I see you have issues with it, so deal with it. Your girls don't wash their matted hair on daily basis and most of them have lice infested hair, so where lies your superior cleanliness. Hausa folks and ladies stink from head to toe and you know it.

kabrud:
Oh! U think u have a point? Okay, let me clear ur doubt. First, Arab is a tribe that is well respected by the muslim world for no other reason than that the Holy Prophet is an Arabian. So, for u to describe me as an Arabian is just like associating me with the tribe of the Holy prophet which is very much welcomed by me just that I don't claim to be what I'm not. And this is the last time I will tell u that I'm not Arab. Subsequently, I will proudly claim it.
Secondly, it is quite amusing how comfortable u sound in saying something that u and anyone else know very well that it is a lie, hahahahahahahahaha. The truth is that u don't even know who is on this handle, so how do u describe who u have not seen in ur entire life? When I say particles of poo are in ur anus, even goats know that nothing can be that close to the truth. Circumcision? hahahahahahahahaha . Go and face ur fellow flat heads and liberate urself from being an osu .

which prophet is holy again? The paedophile

Oh what I said is a lie and all your rantings against me are true ehn? You want double standard abi? And you think you know who is equally on this other side of the handle ehn? The truth is that I come to NL to laugh & your endless insults don't & won't ever get to me.

kabrud:
Allow the osu, she has something to say.

kikikikikikiki

Having daily bath is cleanliness and not ablusion, No wonder your scrotum is infected and swollen.
Uncircumcised Arab.

nextprince:
Ah say keep kwayet!

Who is this, please?

kabrud:
Hehehehe, the kettle may justifiably call the pot black cos while SOME kettles are silver-coloured, MOST pots are black either by colour or sooths. The media is awashed with news of the most incestuous tribes and they ain't different from the flat headed gworo-worshipping flat headed akpu-eaters from the yeast. So, between the flat headed yam leg and the ubiquitous media, whose report holds the better statistics?
Scum filled kettle u said? Hahahahahahahahaha, in addition to being an osu, the being behind this moniker has a lot of awards when it comes to lying especially if it borders on lewdness. Not surprised, that is how they are brought up. Property? Hmmm, in addition to the above highlighted description, the being must have been localised in Ladin Makole during her ungodly residence in Kano. The most wealthy Nigerians are from the northern and western part of this country. Uwa daya uba goma? At least their uba are known unlike the flattiees whose paternities to their offsprings are very questionable. U don't know whether northern women exist and u care less about them? I can see that age is already affecting ur memory. Well, to remind u, old woman, u need to re-read ur previous post quoted and emboldened here for u. Were u not the one saying if I don't care about my sisters, u do? As if my scrotum is in ur handbag? Doing what in an old woman handbag? Fyi, my scrotum is with me and can never come close to a bag containing all sorts of ungodly things. Also, I'm proudly a Nigerian from the north, not an Arab. Circumcision? I was circumcised when I was 3 days old.

pained soul is all you are.


cancer infected scrotum in my bag oh boyi ye, laughter is good for the soul.

uncircumcised Arab

kabrud:
Kikikikiki, the worst incest is sleeping with ones biological child which the gworo-worshipping osu and flattiees are very good at. In recent times, nairaland was inundated with several reports of female children of these flattiees getting pregnant for their own fathers/stepfather's, even though they claim to marry only one wives hehehehe.
Hahahahha, why should I have problems with the only expression known to an old woman whose sense of assimilation of state of the art trends has already succumbed to the law of diminishing returns? Fyi, no muslim wipes anus with tissues cos he/she will be considered impure, do u get that? Go and get urself liberated from ur fellow flattiees cos they have practically enslaved u and stop all these unsolicited advocacy for the northern ladies cos they are treated with dignity in their father's houses. Even if her husband dies while she is pregnant, we wait for her to be delivered of her baby b4 any sharing of property contrary to the gworo-worshipping tradition in which the relations of the husband clear everything regardless of anything. Hahahahha .
Oh, really? U don't know how inheritance of the flattiees bother me? Same way I don't know why u carried the case of Northerners on ur head like gala.

Kettle calling pot black. Despite your 4-1+1 wives raised to power 10, you still commit incest and all other sexual crimes. Olodo, is washing with your scum filled kettles the height of cleanliness?

Which property does the almajiri have to share for his crocodile wives . The wife that goes off to marry yet another husband, hence we have uwar daya, uba goma

I don't know whether the northern woman exist and I care less about them. You are the stalking me about as if your scrotum is in my handbag. Here, take your cancer infested scrotum and leave me alone, you uncircumcised Arab

TPAND:
There is also tears, depression, wails and emotional imbalance in the land.

There is no money, organizations are reporting losses. Hunger is killing the common man.

Buhari open your head and do something

Thank God that I am not a common man

kabrud:
Hahahahahahahahaha, cousin basher u said? How many cases of male parents of flat head origin sleeping with their daughters and step daughters are on nairaland? Certainly, countless! We go to toilets with water, the best item for purification, not tissue papers. As usual, the slowpoke-in-chief latches on the meaningless few expressions that she seems to understand, hahahahahahahahaha. What does that even mean? "Fluid filled child brain". Hahahahha

For every crime that the so called flat-heads commit, the gworo chewing shit northerners are not free from it. So that perform ablusions exempt you from bathing abi. You bash your cousins and it is customary and you see nothing wrong with it

As for the expression, that's what best qualify your attitude or do you have any problem with that? There's no other fool- in -chief other than you

Let those that issues with their inheritance deal with that and I don't see how it bothers you.

kabrud:
Hehehehe, the flat headed akpu-eating yam leg is convinced she has said something intelligent even though a monkey can do better. U are bothered about my sisters when u have not escaped ur enslavement by ur barbaric kinsmen to whom u are nothing but a pack of commercial commodity to be sold to the highest bidder. As I have highlighted earlier, the state with the highest cases of VVF belongs to the flat headed akpu-eaters. Go and find out. These people claim to marry at 50, yet they carry the crown in an early-childbirth-related ailment, how? Hypocrisy at its best! Pls what is the average age of the basic raw materials in ur baby factories?
The flat heads are not comfortable with the culture and that is why they sought court injunction to outlaw the practices? Go and say that to the marines. I don't know when u need a court to deviate from barbarism. And besides, who told u that ur fellow male flat heads are not happy about that?
Go and wash the dry poo in ur anus and stop comparing urself with clean ladies. Who told u that cleanliness is limited to ablution? Hmmm, ignorance is the worst disease plaguing mankind. U wipe ur anus with tissue and apply roller to ur armpit to conceal the disgusting odour and take that for cleanliness, smh. Or is it those excessive make-up to conceal ur ugliness which practically turn u to one scary marine spirit that is cleanliness? Old woman, go and free urself from the mental and physical slavery ur kinsmen have made of u and stop all these unsolicited advocacy. Remove that big log in ur eyes first b4...

The last time I checked, it is Hausa Muslim ladies that cover themselves in make up right from age 9. And that is hide the odour from not bathing regularly. How many of your kinsmen take their bath after ablusions? All they do is go about swath in "turare".

Go feed your fluid filled brains and maggots ridden brains to the pigs, they need it. We have no logs in our eyes, you cousin basher

kabrud:
Hehehe, I will always talk about prostitution cos their sight alone is very disgusting especially the variety practised by the flat headed akpu-eating ones .
For the weakness of their hearts, the opinions of ladies are not given much consideration but that doesn't make them outcasts cos they are bona-fide members of the household. But the real slaves are the ones who are not even allowed to own anything from their own biological parents because they are "osu", lol . At the death of their husbands, their hairs are shaved to the scalps as per slaves and they will be wearing black clothes, wash the corpse, drink the water, sleep in the same room with the corpse and they still have no share in the property of the dead man because they are nothing but slaves, hahahahahahahahaha. For more information, scroll up and take a look at the post by ur fellow flat head, Misshakara. As for VVF, the authority concerned has given us a figure, and Ebonyi state is the gold medalist. Oozing punas, hehehehe, just imagine who is talking about this. Is it those tissue papers u use that still leave particles of poo in ur anus that stops it from stinking?

Keep on living in delusion. I pity the slaves you called women up north. If you are not bothered by your sisters and women with half brains as quoted by Prophet Mohammed who on daily basis are being wasted by vvf, then, I am. They are the real outcasts, married at 9, divorced at 12 and remarried.

The Igbos are not comfortable with the cultural disposition towards inheritance hence they obtained judgment to make life easier for all & you are here showing the world your discontent make up as a teenager.



You will watch nollywood & come to NL jumping up and down like a castrated he goat claiming knowledge on what you don't know. Don't you ever tired of making a fool of yourself here? You grow goose pimples and start foaming from your anus anytime I post anything on nl, you will be
suffocated by hatred one of these days

You think that performing abblusio 5 times without bathing is cleanliness abi? What happens to your armpits and groins?

See short short comments all in a bid to be ftc. Hmm

kabrud:
Hehehe, see who is talking about husband .
Anyway, which culture are u even talking about? Is it the culture in which female offsprings are practically slaves? Is it not the culture the females are sold in the name of marriage? Which right has a woman both in her husband and father's house? Is it not the same culture a widow is made to wash the corpse of her dead husband and drink the water just to prove her innocence about her husband's death? As if that is not enough, the widow is made to sleep in the same room with the corpse for three days. As all these are being done, the husband relations are already taking possession of the property of the bereaved leaving both the orphans and the widow with nothing. After some days of wearing black cloths, she is ordered to go back to her father's house where she might be given a farmland to be cultivating cassava for akpu. This is why u see most of the widows on Lagos Streets selling all these locally brewed alcoholic drinks called paraga. Some of them who are still young take to prostitution and be explaining their plight to whoever cares. Female flat heads are nothing but slaves in their home towns and for them to be recognised, they must be rich. That is why they do anything to get money. Go and free urselves of that rejection first.

You are always talking about prostitution. Out of the abundance of the heart, the mind speaketh. Maybe you are a product of one What you people practice is even worse than prostitution. Or what do you call a situation where if a wife leaves her husband, she must marry another man and get a divorce before going back to her former. And the cycle continues in that manner. Even your religion states that a woman is half of a woman and that the evidence of a 10years old boy carries more weight than that of a woman. Who then is a slave here?

How many women from your region are sent out of their matrimonial homes brutalized on daily basis? Your region is the only place you see a 15 years old girl in her second marriage. Go and see doctors trying to patch their leaking and oozing punas on daily basis. I'd not live like that, not even my enemy
Go for a brain check please

kabrud:
Hehehe, so even this one that is always making noise that northern ladies are in bondage doesn't actually have anything in her father's property hahahahahahahahaha. What an irony, a chronic cancer patient laughing at a patient suffering from mild headache, nawao! .

You are actually suffering from acute diarrhoea of the gut and mouth. I may not have inheritance from my father's house because it is my culture but I am not under bondage to be married off at will and divorced at will and passed on to yet another man. My husband's property is enough for me and my kids.

nicerichard05:
So less than 24hrs these people were able to pay kidnapers more than 15m, hmmmm just for one life oo.

well non of my biz

Abeg mak una help me beg seun 2045 too big oo @my signature

loz. banned for life

@seun
@lala
@All the modes

Jarizod:
[color=#679267] She could actually be 15..children of these days dey grow like say dem dey feed dem fertilizer.. especially those ajebos dem

The makeup also makes dem look older! [/color]

True talk!

Mine turned 15 today and she is big, 168cm, 59kg. Last Friday the doctor asked her to UnCloth for medical examination and she bluntly refused.

MadCow1:
Nice...


but why is it taking 3 women to repair one okada.

3 pudah heads put together

a-fon -ja

This news is worth saving on a flash drive.

Rilwayne001:
God, where was my brain when i was campaigning for this dullard

At least you've found your brain

Any need for this?

PatrickOkunima:
Good for Ghana. As for Nigeria, may it not be well with those who have embezzled our money.

And those still embezzling it

Dshocker:
May his soul rest in pieces....

Does he deserve a peaceful rest?