₦airaland Forum

kabrud:
Wow, what an attempt? But u know what, I still rate the monkey better.
Hehehe Now let me present ur score sheet.
U don't know I was banned? hehehehe, a liar must be on this moniker, kikikikiki Anyway, I was banned and re-banned; courtesy ur arrangement with ur fellow donkey who called itself greenblack or something close to that. ...Salary hitting account? hehehe still wondering when the tiger has to prove its tigritis b4 the antelopes. ..
Well I don't brag about status on social media cos I can't imagine myself in argument with one destitute from the dirtiest slum of Lagos, can't u figure this out?
Anyway, maybe one olosho just gat to support the leaking and smelly punna in one pure water coy cos I can't remember when last fed govt paid on the stated date except 4 private and crawling firms. . And besides, it is better to allow the economic disadvantaged and poverty stricken destitutes suffering from justified inferiority complex to create impression of how they want to be viewed. Who gives a fuc*k?
Being a university graduate? hehehe , who is still talking of first degree? Well I don't brag status on social media.
"forced coercion into mother" this sentence was made by one olosho who claimed to be a graduate.
Even though I'm not on nairaland to teach basic English which is not even my field of training, I have no choice but to help. First, the abstract noun 'motherhood' is more appropriate here okay? Secondly, u don't have to bring it to the bare that u failed biology cos, based on ur lamentation, O'Level was a serious issue. Women don't ovulate at 7 let alone conceiving. . Biology =F9
Imagine F9 in Biology and English for a woman. . Gradually, u may keep updating the forum on the subjects that actually proved stubborn at O'Level...
Me, push for ur ban? Kiokiokiokiokiokiokio What an insult? When I was anxiously waiting for response to work with?
The only thing that can save u is just think of how to arrange for my ban in which case as soon as the ban expires, I will come back and still tell u the gospel truth
Funny how one olosho who was chased away from Ladin Makole and has graduated to brothel keeper in Lagos is boasting of salary. U think anybody is interested in that kind of salary? Olosho claiming level since BC
Gerarahia, monkey, shegiya, yar banza, yar iska karuwar banza, innyamira kowai. Moving about with dry poo in their anus and dress like one possessed marine babies and begin to walk like tolotolo forming one European accent that makes them neither Americans nor Africans but very funny and stupid imitators and they want their baboons to take them serious
Old age is a serious problem. Monkey is a better specie than u in the primate family . Wawiya.

Just one sentence for you

uwa daya uba goma

Lord have mercy!

benueguy:
Zero time(s). Only irresponsible men (boys) have skeleton in their cupboards. Collect a person's phone, WhatsApp locked, gallery, locked, everything locked. As if they're in cult. Mtchewww

Now this is funny

ndi Igbo unu kwayenre onwe unu ugwu

I thought Omotola was holidaying abroad with her family :'\

nextprince:
painment everywhere. Wetin I wan do with lenses at my age na?

if you ask me, na who I go asskk? The matter wey you see so....

nextprince:
wetin dis one dey talk?

Exactly what I wrote or should I lend you my lenses?

nextprince:
wetin dis one dey talk?

Exactly what I wrote or should I lend you my lenses?

supersystems:
Nice ending for one of the most surprising gist i've heard in my life. Nigeria never seizes to be a theatre of drama. It's good it ended well.

Nigeria is full of intrigue

Buhari should grant this wish ASAP. Further recession here we come.

thesicilian:
The man seems to be lost. First he names his dog after his "hero" Buhari ( how about Azikiwe, Ojukwu, Achebe, Okocha, etc,?)
Then he gives his daughter an Hausa name Aisha, after the wife of this same hero who kept mute while he he was in jail for 3days, for no justifiable reason.

Don't mind him. I don't have an issue with whatever name he chooses to give to his dog but labelling that dog "Buhari " and parading it round a Hausa dominated market speaks volume. What reactions did he envisage before embarking on that suicidal mission.

first and foremost, the Muslim despises dogs and then to name after a sitting President or a neighbour's father is troubleshooting. A freedom taken too far. IMO

This is an attempt at damage control.

@Hajara, we wish you speedy recofer (in SSP's voice).

Children seem to be endangered species in the North now. If step mums don't decimate them, then they face other vices from those who should protect them. Who has ever heard that a man defiled a 6 months old infant.

May God help us

supersystems:
Nigeria never seizes to amaze me. Infact our home videos don't make up for the abundance of diff things that happen in our country.

Please Ma how did this end ?

Did you get your full payment back ? It's going to be a lesson if we knew how this sitution ended.

Share the gist !

My husband rented another apartment and moved in. He insisted on not moving to the apartment vacated by the other tenant and the landlord of the property involved refunded the money paid for the apartment but the agency and agreement fees were lost to the agent and the lawyer.

BeeBeeOoh:
Ughelli weed doing wonders over time immemorial..

Ughelli no get weed ooh, na Abbi get original weed

jideflash:
this evil driver deliberately hit my car trying to escape after hitting the man. Im thankful it was just my car and not my life.

At least he has been caught, so take your case there and increase his wahala for him

No comment until I taste the food

helovesme:
You are so wrong. Igbos are not the only tribe with wayward girls. However, other tribes do not get pregnant and then sell on their babies.

These EASTERN baby factories have nothing to do with "single motherhood" or "unwarranted pregnancies".

These Igbo girls are getting pregnant INTENTIONALLY for the MONEY in exchange for their babies.

PURE AND SIMPLE !!!!

Much as your opinion hold some water, I doubt if a girl will intentionally get pregnant with all the inherent shame and societal sentiments, just to sell the baby.

driand:
cuz u're involved

Please apply. lol

driand:
cuz u're involved

Please apply. lol

So the bf died

driand:
I'm not interested,

Why

kettykin:
Four property owners at Hitech Estate, Odonikin village, in the Eti-Osa Local Government Area, Lagos State, say they have been thrown into debts after officials of the state government demolished four newly-completed buildings in the area.

The affected structures comprised five joint duplexes, a four-bedroomed duplex, a five-bedroomed apartment and a three-storeyed building owned by a private school – Learning Lands.

Although the buildings were reportedly destroyed because the owners did not get necessary permits to embark on the constructions, the victims said the government failed to give them prior notices before the buildings were brought down.

PUNCH Metro learnt that the demolition was carried out last Friday by officials of the state Ministry of Physical Planning and Urban Development, who were accompanied by policemen from the Lagos State Task Force on Environmental and Special Offences (Enforcement) Unit.

Some of the landlords, who spoke with our correspondent on Wednesday, said they had petitioned the state Ministry of Physical Planning and Urban Development on the incident without getting any positive response.

One of them, Mrs. Augustina Daniel, said, “I got a call around 11am last Friday that bulldozers were destroying houses. I rushed to the scene with my husband. Our building, comprising five joint duplexes, worth N200m, was brought to the ground in our presence. We met with the officials, but none of them talked to us.

“We went to the Ministry of Physical Planning and Urban Development on Monday with our survey plans and we were told to submit them and leave. They also told us that the buildings were demolished because we did not have a building permit.

“We wrote a letter to the commissioner on Tuesday and it was not acknowledged. If a house is to be demolished, a notice should be given; we didn’t get that. The information we have is that the demolition was done because there are people in that area who have interest in those pieces of land.”

Mr. Omomega Ashofor, whose residence was also demolished, said he had spent about N70m to put up the structure and asked that he should be compensated for the damage.

He said, “Mine was a fully detached four-bedroomed duplex. I was planning to paint the building so that in two months’ time, my family and I could move in. I have spent about N70m on it so far. It was a neighbour that alerted me to the demolition. With the supervision of armed policemen, the structure was brought down within an hour.


“They are supposed to serve us notices if there is any contravention and give us time to respond. But none of that was done. There has never been a time that a stop-work order was given to us. I want compensation for the damage. This is a property involved, not just money, but emotional input.”

Austine Kazeem, who said he planned to move into his five-bedroomed flat this month, said, “I am based abroad. If any notice had been issued to me, I would have gone to the ministry to sort it out.”

Efforts to speak with the Lagos State Commissioner for Information and Strategy, Mr. Steve Ayorinde, proved abortive as calls put across to his line did not connect. He had also yet to respond to a text message sent to his phone since Wednesday.

However, the spokesman for the Lagos State Task Force on Environment and Special Offences (Enforcement) Unit, Mr. Adebayo Taofiq, said officials of the agency only gave security backing for officials of the ministry.

He said notices must have been served on the aggrieved persons at different stages of the constructions without compliance before the buildings were brought down.

“Task force only gave security back up to the government agency responsible for the demolition. The fundamental question is why didn’t they obtain a building plan approval before construction? Such development is illegal and no responsible government will tolerate illegality.

“Government doesn’t just wake up and carry out demolition. First, the building would be marked with red ‘X’. After the ‘X’, a stop-work order will be served. If the owner of such property refuses to show up with relevant papers, which include a building plan approval, government will serve another notice which is a demolition notice.

“Lagos State has a master plan and once such is violated, the illegal structure will be removed,” he said.

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Akinwunmi Ambode take it easy oooh.

Anyway, we don't need building permits here in Ajangbadi

Montaque:
Wow.
Can we ever do anything in naija without undue consideration for religion?
The last time we lost almost a week of earning and productivity, due to natural cosmos which appear anytime it wish. Isn't Nigeria meant to be secular?

IVORY2009:
i babu oooooooo

A Waffirian?

Beress:
Those elements you mentioned above are robots, no reasonable human being will be supporting this govt the way they are programmed to be doing it

lmao

Fedayeen02:
you and anger daily

Smh for you

Effects of change
Thankfully the price of tomatoes has come down, otherwise hmm. No comment.

Taich:
Guy Chill. These are ur country men. They just made a mistake. Please give them a break. The situation is rough already and shouldn't reach x2m.

bamite:
And who is this animal Please never mention my monika again. Olosho

By their fruits you shall know them.

NaijaMutant:
My prayer point remains the same

"Oh God, Let as many that voted for this Change suffer more than any other Nigerian"

Amen

NoreenUG:
That pikin just resemble Kermit The Frog clearly as a result of Folic Acid deficiency on the mother's part (malnutrition).

Honestly, I think the North deserves everything it's getting.
2 million IDPs in the North East
10 million Almajiris in the North West
Mass poverty and starvation in the region.


And they're not fighting any war o!
No blockades or hostile countries o!

Praise be to Northern Nigeria, the armpit of the black race.

please take it easy with them. They are getting their share. Karma is a bitch

Greenback:
seun oam4j lalasticlala
what is this?
rule 2

There is no need reporting him. He has several monikers here in NL. He is NUSAF, kabrud and bamite and some other monikers. Just allow display his insanity here, even to the chagrin of those that brought him to life.