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[quote author=Foxy_Ultimate]Gluv... May amadioha reduce the size of my dogs dicckk if I forgot about you. I was only surprised you went missing after our hero became infected with HIV, but then many people went missing. I have not acknowledge the presence of anybody since I came back just dat dude, ITbomb that always have some sarcastic to say at all times.

Gluv... You know we are friends na... Owk...

I miss gluv, dayleke, Br3nd4, ITbomb, Ishilove, Rap Maestro, HumbleByGrace, Larry-Sun, Unique xti, Greyce, gree-die and y'all **out of breath**

my ogas them, una know una self, Maishot my humble Secretary, oya, I'm applying for the post of the official poet and orator on this thread. Application sent via juju shrine with red clothes nd cowries adornin it. Reply immediately.


Mazi... Thank God you understand dat u cant update while on the go.

Gluv... Make pikin no grab Mazi miomio one day o....

Lmao It's ice cream to them, so they will be happy.

I forgive you for not acknowledging others too. You guys are funny, so you really thought I ran away coz of the +ve stuff.
And plz hold Itbomb plz, he is hysterical most times and needs to be placed under watch. Good eyes like yours will do

ITbomb: ^^^
All hail the Queen Mother

You know why you said only that. Are you scared of me now? Oh don't be dear. i'm not harsh, just being cautious

Br3nd4: welcome back mrs. Gluv01 hw's u and d baby's health?

ITbomb is my son, a very stubborn one. . .

Baby is fine o
Hmmmm...Mother and son, I see..aaaat first the son was wooing the mum. This is a funny family

hariorh: Can someone pls take a message to madam Gluv... Make she come back o! Hiv nor dey Mazi body again!

Oh my days! I didn't run coz of HIV please.
*in Kims voice-my baby is more of import now*

I've been having a hard time coping with antenatal problems. And Mazi's demands at night even with the little foetus is another headache.

I just want to hail my honorable SEC. Maishot. I see you bro, and read your updates. Plead with your oga to relieve me small.
And my trustee ITbomb,(although you betrayed your oga) My sweet friend Br3nd4, Harioh,
My new guest crave4stan and kokorodudu. Thanks for your concern.
Madam Sijo welcome o.
I see you @kida-berry

Please bear with me, I follow you guys, it's just the time to comment.
(lest i forget, what's on with ITbomb and Br3nd4)

And IZUKWU is back too. U're welcome
Where is Foxy? Can't believe he returned and didn't ask after me.

ITbomb: Aren't you a bit too overdressed for the situation , come let me unburden you, my lady
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*ears wide open for any sound of machete*

oya leave it sef, you are not loyal to your oga. Ah ahn, for what?
#shouts out...Maaazzzziiii o, come and hear what ITbomb said o#

ITbomb: You always look sexy whenever u say plz.
Just come closer and see it. I won't disappoint you

#comes closer with expectation in her eyes#

Where is it?

Br3nd4: nope. . I guess not. . Are YOU freaking out

Not at all...I thought you'll tearfully confess

Br3nd4: Wuda commented buh maishot said I (me in particular) should not comment.

Is someone freaking out now after reading the last update?

ITbomb: Yes you did, I ve the evidence
Can we strike an incestious deal?

So she lied to me huh? ITbomb I know you too can't betray my trust. Where is the evidence plz?

ITbomb: To start, with you are a big foolish hypocrite, pretending that you have repented when your hand cannot resist the nipples of a woman, I can see your overly jealous of the Mazi's harem. Thank God Mazi is not from some part of the country where the owner of the house gives out one of his wife to his guest, I know u for they visit am every day.
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Tell glu01 what is in your mind, maybe she could give you a chance instead of this overbearing covetous act you are trying to act.

Over and over again I'll say, no room for anyone else to occupy my heart. It's too fragile

mabebe1: any witness 2 dat effect...i'l bring my lie-detector test kit 2morw..@gluv, mk sure u gv my godpikin bobby 2 suck o.
Gud nyt @br3nd4,gluv

You no well

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Babe, don't let the fans get to you. Don't e-dump me now![/quote]Shey you want to enjoy? I trusted you...I boasted proudly about you. And now this? Except your fans, did you do it with her?

mabebe1: i hope m nt d fans ur talkin abt, ur babe na my padi. If i vex, i'l gv her any oda mazi dat wil nt even luk @ anoda e-babe...hehehe

mmmuuuuaaaaahhhhh!!! That's why I have a friend

And where is mabebe now? I come in Peace, not war plz

petokey: meant no offence my dear. But i hav a question 4u.

Don't you hav something productive doing with your time on this thread, than to be ranting and fighting for Mazi who is just out there enjoying himself.
Atleast allow his admirers catch little fun with him. We all know he is yours, no one is contesting that fact with you. Okay?



Please gluv, dnt reply this comment its just an observation. I don't want this thread to be messd up.

8-) mean no offence apology to every1

Hmmmm...I wish you started from Mazi's first story to know what's up with I, HNB and Mazi. It's an e-word. We play together, no hard feelings plz.

You asked me not to comment sire, apologies i just did.
Getting outa here...@Mazi, nice writeup...They can have you now, a fan of yours just observed and wants a change.
A little change means nothing, have fun.

Br3nd4: *looks away* i didnt do it

u aff big eYes o

#shouts angrily at her-I said look into my eyes!#

Thanks for the eyes, Mazi loves it, that's why I love him.

Cut the jokes and answer me, once! Before we derail
We are already derailing, just tell me...

Br3nd4: *sobs* it is the handiwork of the devil. . .

I cannot believe this, I know my Mazi, and I know he wouldn't hurt me. Unless he's forced(seduced) which I can understand. Body no be firewood.

But..look into my eyes and tell me you didn't do it..O__O
pleeeeaaase

Sijo01: I can't believe the show has started and nobody fuccking care to inform me .......... Well, God is watching those concern in 3D.

You're welcome. To minimize the chats, coz i know ITbomb and his cohorts will drop in very soon, just 'like' this.
The number of 'likes' will clue in Sijo to notify her that she is indeed welcome.

Br3nd4: **slips into thread, looks left and right, no sign of Gluv. . . . Quickly reads story and runs out**
Mazi see what u've caused, i told u i didnt want to do u said we should do, now see

you? Brenda?

ITbomb Nothing will be hidden under the sun forever, wetin una do?
Everybody come o o o o , there was an adultery going on without our knowledge
gluv01 come out o o o o , maishot, avenger, kweed wey una
*wait o, e be like say Mazi don give two people belle?*
plus the etisalat girl,
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Next Generation: UmuMazi Autonomous Community

mabebe1: vrendo my omome daughter, hw's d omugwor n d pikin baby doin?

Lol..ekale ma..'it' is doing well. That's the part i still don't want to reveal; the sex.
But it's well

temi4fash: hmmm... u stil want anpda guy to plant where he cannot harvest... abi which cover r u talking abt...

I wanted to surprise you guys o, Mazi just spoilt it. Now it's no surprise anymore

Fishoy: nah notin....jst dat emm,,,heard u were errrmm*clears throat* hmm....never mynd...nd am a grl by d way

Fine, I can see...And I'm sorry for misunderstanding the sex

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Nothing hornie, don't be worked up, its not healthy for you (with your present condition)[/quote]Now you've blown my cover

Btw, please y'all should remember to likee Mazi's status

#Back to Br3nd4#

Br3nd4: shhhhhh.... U too dey shout

Don't 'shhhh' him...I heard it, what's up with you both? huh?

I'm being calm, no sign of anger, speak up now...

Fishoy: mazi if gluv is pregnant wat hapens 2 br£nda

am I missing something sir?

ITbomb: Yea when u are on antenatal some things might appear confusing , just relaxed your mind and pls don't reply this comment it may give you more headache and confusion . Remember its a boy