I miss nairaland sha. Some hoodlums entered my shop June 29th and made away with my phone. I never fit chop na to buy phone e dey person?? It is well. If you want to support me financially here is my contact 0702683nineteen 72. I used someone phone to login

So all those content creators with million views were doing it for fun before?

Someone is paying 1 million dollars for this nyashless dogo yaro. Maybe if they come to Nigeria they will pay 1billion. Saida Boj must be jealous.

E remain small make I snap the ingredients wey I take prepare my jollof rice few minutes ago and create thread because na only food thread be the only thread wey never make front page from me 😎

CountinBlessins:


Says a nobody who has neither money nor life . But why are you poor people always so bitter?

This is why those of us who are priviledged have become afraid of helping you guys. Most of you have such black wicked and bitter hearts,
Just see what you wrote about a young man who is living his best life and just got married today?

I'm poor but I don't have that kind of mindset, please if you are capable of rendering a financial assistance for my business I'll be very glad. I will provide necessary information and evidence if you demand it

The thing is that even next election, Nigerians will vote for a person worse than Tinubu. We keep repeating the same thing and expect a different result, are we not mad laidis?

Ashirioluwa:


Take your time to read the post again.

Omo, Thank you, oo

Where did you people see four girls or I was reading the wrong article? I only saw handcuffs

Ajebodanny. Yet he's among the greatest philanthropist on Twitter.

Chai I miss roasted yam and oil. After mum finish frying garri is when we prepare it with the fire

latiephwald:
I think there is no cheap food these days. If you don't have 5k as an individual, you won't feed your mouth a day.

Cooking at home used to be a very wise financial decision but these days ehn I don't know which is more economical.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Scope man


I said it in the other trend. If na love. Naija guys sabi play love well well (weda the love is fake or not, we go deliver am well.

Guy enjoy ur investment


God abeg give me my own OYIBO lady oo


I go teach her how to smoke WEED 🚬


I for teach her how to BLAST KALA but u see those white ladies, them get KALA ooo !!!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

ozwor you no go Ashawo quarter today

If it's not emir of Kano, it's Oba of Benin or fubara and wike. I'm beginning to think all these are distractions to take our eyes of the way the country is being run

If you still have a 22 year old drawing book, you are definitely a keeper. Any girl that wins your heart is lucky.

I don't think I tapped more than 5 times, the bot does the job for me

Nigeria girls have their own skoin skoin but I'll choose them over the whites. At least if you mistakenly touch one inappropriately, the highest they can do to you is tear you hot slap unlike they white counterparts that will sue you leading to your deportation. And who says Nigeria girls are the prize in Nigeria? I don't blame simps sha, they are the major cause of this perception.

Nairaland perverts made me go watch the video who else heard "light now?"😂

I need serious deliverance. Sometimes people's properties just enters my eyes. I just love the lady. She's madly talented.

Absuchat:

No be cruise ooo
Btw, a lot of people here have way more than 50k likes and over 40k shares.

Me that created account few years back already have close to 50k likes

I have been active on nairaland virtually everyday but my like is just 17k and a total share of about 1.3k. they should reduce the threshold Abeg, to something like 10k likes

No one would get paid then. 50k likes and 20k shares is outrageous, I know you are catching cruise sha

Brothers relationship get as e dey be sha,I can relate. I can stay two months without hearing from my elder brother both on calls and WhatsApp. Momsi don advice us tire 😅 but the two younger sisters following me call themselves almost everyday when they are apart. In fact there's was a day my elder brother called me and I jokingly told him he should be calling his younger brother (me) more often and he replied that why can't I call him? That must he be the one to call me first. Nevertheless, I love him sincerely. He used to send me money monthly when he was well to do.

The holy bible did not lie. You sure I will marry?

It's poverty and joblessness. The mother of my brother's wife is a principal. I don't think she stayed more than two months in their house. My mum didn't stay more than two weeks too

We have her Nigerian version on twitter:- Daniel Akagum Regha

Not a welcome news to islamic terrorists

I see my cousin's the same way I see my sisters. It's Twitter I see that some people see it as normal to sleep with your cousins, tueeh!!!!!

WriterX:
;Dlas Las me I don't see it as embarrassment my own na say I dey fear to price something too cheap... Las Las, I kukuma carry my money go where I nor fit drag too much.

Me: madam how much
Madam: 1000
Me: hah too much, na 800
Madams : oyah bring am
Me: (in my mind) See correct boy!
Another customer : madam nah 300 Naira I get oh
Madam: oyah bring am!

Me: (cries in Igbo-latin)


Story of my pricing history

Our reality 😁😁

Konquest:

I just logged in again and saw your mention.

In reality it's actually 19 years now since 2005. I was looking for a list of Nigerian discussion forums via a search engine when I discovered the newly created Nairaland in 2005 and joined with an older NL account before creating this current one in 2008. It's a very useful platform if you know how to use it for data mining and networking. The only major negatives here is the level of covert hate speech, criminal defamation of character, and short attention span of some younger posters and incels on some threads here who do NOT read to understand. It wasn't like this back in the 2000s when we had a lot of Diasporans regularly posting here.

Conversely, there are many intelligent folks and professionals who use NL and that is a major reason why I've remained as a registered member of this Website.

Our writing styles are similar, I like you, no homo. I'm sorry that this conversation has to go this way, but I'm in a financial crisis now and if you could be of help in anyway you can, I'll appreciate it. I can provide proof if you want. It's okay if you are not able to help.

Konquest:

@Goalnado,

Ah! Thank you for the doggedness. I'll download it on my device right away. (before it get's pulled down from YouTube by the uploader)... I finally watched the shorts @chiveramedia and it's a hilarious anecdote of how body language and psychology is used to bargain. Nice one.

Have a great weekend once again.

Cheers!

Omo, you are old in this forum 😳 16 years!!

Konquest:

Alright then... Things turn out like that sometimes. I appreciate your feedback here.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

I found it ☺️ I went to my history

https://youtube.com/shorts/e3nDB8Yu2CE?si=QcogQnVaceUQiG_z