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I love you!

Nnemuka:
The only thing I hate is not walking properly days after what should be a memorable act.

Lols.... Most ladies I fvck don't walk well after getting fvcked by me!

sinaj:
b4 nko!

it matters o!

O gracious thank Jah! My D is so huge that my ex cries whenever we have sex.

Oau resumption date is shifted again to 31st may,owing to the fact dat the management wants to renovate some dilapidated structures, http://oauife.edu.ng/resumption

Black002:
I am down to earth a Nigerian lady hiv positive and looking for man of the same status 35/45 get in touch with me on contonto@gmail.com


Looking for a friend to build a foundation, for a lastingfriendship filled with love, honesty, trust, respect and above all communication. I do not seek perfection. A friend I can day dream about and call or be called just because we want to hear each others voices during the day.

U didn't think of this when you got f-u-c-k-e-d and contacted HIV......... Mtchew

MzNelly:
Lol....eww

But the thought of getting to fvck u makes the pain reduce

MzNelly:
Literally speaking, women always have men by their balls...if you know what I mean.

I'd luv u to hv me by ma balls.

[quote author=titi4fola post=33314680][/quote]Don't you think you deserve my dick?

PHgirl:
No. I just redirected her post.

Hmmm

PHgirl:
You got the wrong person. cc: godofOrijin. Don't take what he said too seriously, hon.

Hehehe... PHgirl still thinks I want to date this girl

PHgirl:
You got the wrong person. cc: godofOrijin. Don't take what he said too seriously, hon.

Hehehe... PH girl still thinks I want to date this girl

olly11:
Wonder! Wonder!! Wonder!!!
My friend who chose OAU since all these days and MR OAU refused to give her admission.....she gave up hope and wrote jamb again....Alas her uncle heard that she wasn't given admission and said 'LAI! LAI! Ni bi ta wa lenu de ni ilu yi' she told me he said that she would be given admission and suprisingly last night! JAMB gave her admission to study LAW! She paid all her fees and now has access to the portal....LOL! Am happy for my bestie tho.... Her uncle gave DIBU+ OMOLE... orders to rectify his niece's condition....LMAO....when there is mouth...there is mouth...I just had to share this!

There is corruption in Nigeria.
If she eventually becomes a lawyer in the nearer future, do you have any idea how many innocent humans that 'll be falsely convicted due to her inability?

Tobilastik:
wow.... duuno this kind of thread exists on nairaland

una Weldon oooo
m I welcome

Very welcome brO.... ChiLl WitH Orijin.

Mi guys, enjoy yourself jor. OAU cannor come an giv us HBP.


WEDDING TEST!!! –Adults Only-

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts, and often times was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view.

One day her little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I get married and commit my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, I’m going upstairs to my room, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Behold, my future family were standing outside, all clapping!.

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter Welcome to the family!”.({})

I smiled and heaved a sigh of relief because I was actually heading to my car to get my condoms …NA GOD SAVE ME O!..share with your friend don’t laugh alone

kweentemi:
god of origin....no vex...Pele aburo mi

Eshe jor... Sho ma mu Orijin tutu?

Timmytimmy:
We're are all thinking it, sir.

Erase such thoughts!

PHgirl:
I know this is rude, but... Just come clean and stop beating about the bush.

. . . What are you thinking Portharcourt girl?

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ValourMiss

When I first saw your moniker, I could write a whole encyclopedia about your personality.
I tried to welcome you warmly, but you gave a negative response. You went ahead to criticize my moniker. Perhaps, you should minimize your 'excessive ego' which reflects by your chat pattern. I don't intend to condemn you, but with the frequency at which you have condemned users here (directly or indirectly), you leave me no choice. From my moniker, you should know I'm just one random guy who loves to have fun, but you consider me an immoral jerk (indirectly). Look, I hold nothing against you but stop being a critic.

ValourMiss u hv nothing to be scared of in my personality. Here in the world of the gods, Zeus extends his greetings.

ValourMiss:
Yeah..Morning Signòr

Mawin Miss
We're alone in here.
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Wat do you think?

HBD xxx5. Take these bottles of Legend.

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This gathering looks gay!!!

Meanwhile, I'll console myself with 2 Oloshos and Orijin tonight.

tayo399:
Live on NTA :- ASUU set to embark on strike on the 18th of may 2015 if the federal government fail to meet their needs

Abi aye eleyii o fe da ni?..... Wa blow

sweetchi26:
ur mind

Hehehe..... One is too small? ''BAR!!! Bring 2 more''

sweetchi26:
ur mind

Hehehe..... One is too small? ''BAR!!! Bring 2 more''