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Health › Re: We’ve Agreed To Use Patients From Nigeria For Trial Of Coronavirus Vaccine - PTF by godofuck231: 10:30pm On May 07, 2020
lovely, OK Mr wike, supply those almajiri from kano, the banzas are needed
Romance › Re: A Wetter Dripping Pussy help!! by godofuck231: 12:18pm On May 07, 2020
Liliantalks:
Hello everyone,, please I need tips to hving an extremely wet pussy while hving sex (penetration ) I think am more wet when hving orals , I want a very wet pussy , driping wet , help please
your chemistry is altered, too much masturbation, you need a man who's fetish to handle ur desire he will know how to manipulate your senses and shock your brain to squirting orgasms, being wet isn't your real problem, it's strong orgasm u really seek.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Armed Citizens Escort Lawmaker Into Michigan State Capitol by godofuck231: 8:58am On May 07, 2020
The second amendment
my rifle
my life
my rights

yet some assholes want guns banned in America so they can kill you in your sleep,
April fools motherfkers!
Autos › Re: Ever Bought A Car You Regret Buying? by godofuck231: 8:43am On May 07, 2020
BusterG:
Toyota Prius are mostly hybrid, that’s the problem.
I was like a nasscar racer on a moped , frustrating week of my life, had night mares
Politics › Re: Haulage Truck Filled With Passengers Intercepted In Edo State by godofuck231: 8:40am On May 07, 2020
truck when suppose don catch fire burn with the passengers? I don't know why we like long stories that just can't touch
Autos › Re: Ever Bought A Car You Regret Buying? by godofuck231: 8:04am On May 07, 2020
BusterG:
Bros?

Which one is dildodo again oooohuh?
you can't spell Love Machine, the system translates it to love machine
Health › Re: Nigerians React As Oyedepo Submits That Opening Markets, Closing Churches Wrong by godofuck231: 8:02am On May 07, 2020
men have defiled the bible and sold it for commerce , the selfish interest of some men of God became glaring while the country was in lockdown, Christians should wake up and see that their fate lies in God and not on man
Health › Re: Cvd19:ekiti Gov To Prosecute A Soldier’s Wife Who Imported COVID-19 From Kastina by godofuck231: 7:59am On May 07, 2020
when a woman lacks control, there's no limit to the damage she could cause, even when other reasonable women or good mothers try to intercede, she tags them "enemies"
Autos › Re: Ever Bought A Car You Regret Buying? by godofuck231: 7:49am On May 07, 2020
yes a toyota prius, saddest car ever bought, the car is a dildodo I feel lesbians will love it
Romance › Re: Why Does The Wife Of An Igbo Man Stays As Home by godofuck231: 8:25pm On May 06, 2020
if she leaves and the house gets burgled na die , igbo men de put money inside garri bag keep for house or travel, his money is in the house!
Family › Re: Help: I Dont Want My Fathers Blood Pressure To Increase Again by godofuck231: 8:21pm On May 06, 2020
Queencess1:
dear..am really grateful for dx rare knowledge u shared wit me..bt dad is scared of blood donation..i tld him abt it
consult your physician first
Family › Re: Help: I Dont Want My Fathers Blood Pressure To Increase Again by godofuck231: 8:19pm On May 06, 2020
Queencess1:
dear...thanks for sharin ur knowledge wit me..bt dad is scared wen it comes to blood donation
a woman once rushed her daughter to the hospital sometime ago and the child was half gone, the nurses couldn't find the baby's veins, even from under the feet no signs, the young doctors did what they could and no way forward, not to make the professionals look stupid I left them to do what they could while she wailed on phone calling all the powers that be ,i simply told the doc the solution, he looked at me like a madman, pride the ingredient to failure, after all the child was almost gone, vital signs dropped rapidly, that child was Las chance gone and the nurses lost hope in the case, I simply asked the mum if she trusted me, she said if I was a doc, it told her no, she called her husband and he said "anything but death do it" I simply took the IV needle and pierced the sheen into the bone, the nurses screamed and rushed for the doctors attention, he came fumi?ng and boiling, that why am I giving treatments and I should walk out, after 5 minutes plus the child's vitals came up, severe diarrhoea and vomiting , simple ORT she couldn't prepare till it became near fatal, a consultant walked in later and commended me for the effort, asking me details, some medical procedures are simple but complex, no one ever liked injections, but when it's life or death the choice becomes open.
Celebrities › Re: I Belong To A Group Of Lesbians Who Swore Never To Marry But I Want To Marry by godofuck231: 6:51pm On May 06, 2020
if it was bound in blood it shall be unbound in blood, see your father and he will guide you
Politics › Re: Ebelechukwu Obiano Donates A House To A Woman In Aguata by godofuck231: 9:36am On May 06, 2020
Shellsploit:
Lalasticlala sef grin
mennn! way back, kumarosi
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Eke Fans Reacts As Titans Wrap Suya With Mercy’s Picture(photo). by godofuck231: 7:50am On May 06, 2020
the tacha na suya na, what's the difference? both suya and suya are cheap and for sale
Family › Re: Help: I Dont Want My Fathers Blood Pressure To Increase Again by godofuck231: 7:29am On May 06, 2020
Thompsonpet:
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Please sir, I need more clarification on this. I'm just 28 and my blood pressure is always very high even when I'm not thinking of anything.
go to a blood clinic and check if you a qualified to donate, check PCV level first, if it's advised, go ahead and donate, some people produce more blood than usual and you don't need that much because your bone marrows will reproduce more in 3 days time
Family › Re: Help: I Dont Want My Fathers Blood Pressure To Increase Again by godofuck231: 9:46pm On May 05, 2020
mediocre:
You're the one who can't comprehend chief, and this is not a combat. You shouldn't say stuff you know nothing about, just because it's the internet. You literally just diagnosed someone of having an adrenal tumour simply because his blood pressure is high. It is normal for someone in that age bracket to have high blood pressure, what he should be doing is taking antihypertensive medications... not trying to drain his blood.
did you even read and understand my write up? " sometimes" not on this case, issues could vary not that a tumour caused this particular issue, please drop the topic, am being misquoted,
Family › Re: Lady Narrates How Her Husband Raped Her Just Hours After Giving Birth (Pix) by godofuck231: 9:37pm On May 05, 2020
try this with my daughter or sister and see what ebola beatin is like , God will not save you, I'll will deliver justice myself

Crime › Re: How Man Was Arrested, Tortured, After Catching Policeman With His Wife On Bed by godofuck231: 9:21pm On May 05, 2020
Bestinstinct:
I wonder how a man who has prior information about a situation like this still went to the scene without a camera for substantive evidence. We should learn to use our brain over emotions. I have witnessed a situation where a policeman caught his wife on bed with a fellow tenant but allowed his emotions overwhelm him. He beat up the man and still got detained for assault because his wife testified against him. He has no evidence because the man got to the corridor before he could overpower and beat him up. This happened around 1am in a face-me-I-face-you house. The wife and tenant alleged that the tenant was going to the toilet when her husband attacked him and claimed he was coming out of their bedroom. That was the end of the marriage.
it's an old law, when it comes to such a situation it's kill or be killed, he failed so he will have to take it like a beetch he is
Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Or Fiancee Doesn't Know Him, Then You Are Dating An Olodo. by godofuck231: 8:58pm On May 05, 2020
you all are wasting your time, by the time you guys are through with your arguments come and meet me ill give you his phone number
Family › Re: Help: I Dont Want My Fathers Blood Pressure To Increase Again by godofuck231: 8:53pm On May 05, 2020
mediocre:
Why you come go copy Wikipedia come paste am for here. Did she tell you that her Father's high blood pressure is caused by overproduction of adrenaline, secondary to an adrenal tumour.... that you're asking him to go and drain his blood. Don't kill me man grin
Nigerians it's well, this is the wrong place to share sensitive information, people who can't comprehend it turns it into combat
Family › Re: Help: I Dont Want My Fathers Blood Pressure To Increase Again by godofuck231: 8:34pm On May 05, 2020
mediocre:
Wowww. Please @OP, do not listen to this man
medical conditions that cause an overproduction of adrenaline
are rare, but can happen. If an individual has tumors on the
adrenal glands, for example, he/she may produce too much
adrenaline; leading to anxiety, weight loss, palpitations, rapid
heartbeat, and high blood pressure.
As your body perceives stress, your adrenal glands make and
release the hormone cortisol into your bloodstream. Often called the
“stress hormone,” cortisol causes an increase in your heart rate and
blood pressure. It’s your natural “flight or fight” response that has
kept humans alive for thousands of years.
When the adrenal glands release cortisol into your bloodstream, the
hormone triggers a flood of glucose that supplies an immediate
energy source to your large muscles. It also inhibits insulin
production so the glucose won’t be stored but will be available for
immediate use.
Cortisol narrows the arteries, while another hormone, epinephrine,
increases your heart rate. Working together, they force your blood to
pump harder and faster as you confront and resolve the immediate
threat.
when these threats are not met with physical response these hormones become toxic like and the heart takes the stress constantly,
an escape from this is simply to reduce the blood pressure by donating. it's even advised to donate when having high bblood pressures, you don't need all that much blood, it kills you gradually.
Family › Re: My Wife Is Angry With Me Because I Bought Underwears For Her Niece by godofuck231: 6:50pm On May 05, 2020
dingbang:
my brother grin just send me palliative grin God go bless you
batd guy
Family › Re: My Wife Is Angry With Me Because I Bought Underwears For Her Niece by godofuck231: 3:50pm On May 05, 2020
dingbang:
Yes you did wrong in the mindset of a typical Nigerian woman who thinks buying stuff for your niece is termed as sleeping with her. Very off-track thinking set of people.

I'm tired please.
guy come make we talk for corner ( which size of orijin you de drink, fish or kebab which u prefer)
Romance › Re: 19 Types Of Girls You Must Use A Condom On by godofuck231: 3:43pm On May 05, 2020
dedons:
What if she is an APC supporter?
she has gonorrhoea and syphilis
Family › Re: Help: I Dont Want My Fathers Blood Pressure To Increase Again by godofuck231: 10:12am On May 05, 2020
Queencess1:
He is always concerned abt evrything and everyone.. His high blood pressure started 2019 after d ASUU strike was called off.. I and my elder sister are in d university and his hardearned salary isnt enough to pay our schoolfees.. Salaries were nt paid during dat period... I dnt want him to have another high blood pressure as things are not getting any merrier here and my landlord in sch has been requesting for his outstanding 20k and i cudnt get a job..my purewater business didnt raise enuf and stil no salary..what shud i do as i am left wit no option than to tell him?
simply put,take him to a blood bank and he should donate blood, check for high oxygen levels in his blood too and if found the nurse should release the nipple valve on the blood bag, one pint of blood will balance him, it's caused by adrenaline build-up preparing for action which in 3 days turn into toxic cholesterol , narrows the veins and arteries, it stresses the heart and heart failure lurks.
when it also comes when the bone marrows produce too much blood and thick blood and very rich , so he might be a walking blood bank
Romance › Re: Father Cries Deeply As His Daughter Gets Married (photo, Video) by godofuck231: 9:54am On May 05, 2020
a weapon to the father and seeing her go makes him feel less powerful as an ally has been lost , men who know what loyalty and potentials their daughters possess feel hurt when hey give out their daughters
Celebrities › Re: "I Have Not Seen The Right Person To Marry" - Bobrisky Said. by godofuck231: 9:46am On May 05, 2020
may the 25 elders of heaven deny you heaven or benediction , may your name become a blasphemy to your ancestors, may your soul be as heavy as the dead body of judas , it is sealed.
Nairaland General › Re: Plane Carrying Coronavirus Supplies Crashes In Somalia by godofuck231: 9:17am On May 05, 2020
sabotage
Health › Re: Security Guard Kills Man For Refusing To Wear In Face Mask Onitsha by godofuck231: 5:35pm On May 04, 2020
OK, so I was like " where is your facemmask, I don't have one, OK take this in the heart and die" really?

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