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MrsBreezy:
Lol okay?

see you around

MrsBreezy:
Lol sigh why the head shake for me
Hehe I must be very interesting

ooh! Ooops! Babe I'm off to to a new thread some stalker reading our conversations #Poooof I'm off

MrsBreezy:
Haha i know its fine

some how shaking ma head for you. The gods are watching you on HD screen

samflexxy:
yes rozzay again vote rozzay ok

I won't

MrsBreezy:
Lol is there a reason why I wouldn't be ?

oh! Oops! HNM I was just kidding

Blurr:
godofwar666....yu shld ve known dat girls ar pretenders naturally.....No need quoting 'em...

blurr baba, I'm even regretting it now cause if they should come back, kasala go burst for ground

Ipledge:
Someone broke my heart

ehen! Kindly share we care I'm listening

If she cheat on me that's mean I no F*ck am well but when she comes back I make sure I bang her hard Alomo lo ma se Iseyen

Sanguine:
m

didn't I said don't quote me ni ?

Confusing thought you said the man is dead I was abt to write rip on till I read tru God forgive our Op

Sanguine:
This Thread should have been deleted! It makes absolutely no sense!

KizzyyRae:
Helll No...those questns are annoying AF. Especially when u have like a 10-10 feeling 4 dat persn

urcutecrush:
say all this and u come out sounding desperate

EroticAngelina:
ask me those questions and watch me friend zone ur azz

merit12:
Conji is a bastard
After all this questions wetin you hope to achieve?(The tin abi?)
Op are you black?
Never give up if you wanna try

helica:
If I hear

Divsy:
cumin bk

helica:
If I hear

now I knw you all lying** you girlz love to hear that kind of stuff, you should have read through and leave the thread but you all commented, well sha aint saying nothing. And please don't qoute me

KizzyyRae:
Helll No...those questns are annoying AF. Especially when u have like a 10-10 feeling 4 dat persn

hmmmmm deuces

MrsBreezy:
Well at the end the best man and Chief bride maid usually end up banging... Well according to customs so I'm guessing that's why

FYM was wondering what you are doing here

samflexxy:
Ehmmm rozzay for nl 2014

ahan rozzay again

iKillzz:
[color=#000030]If she doesn't call or reply my calls, text or reply my text, then I know she is busy. And once she's done she returns my call(I don't call more than once) or text. . . [/color]

pishure of you calling her once or idonbilivit.

pasqal09:
Its definitely from ur village.

omo you badt gan

mekadinho:
You r the one thunder will fire, idioti.c fo.ol.
So its justifiable to use 50m to buy a bed?
Go n read ur books kid...

bas.tard mofos muguliciosmugu, nanamu, musuu, as.s hole. Thunder fire you yan,sh smellos
Pork, elede, lastly sharap.

And this later make fp

mickyarams:
I believe it was extra-terrestrials as well. Even Neil Armstrong said in an interview: "We were warned off"!

Professor: What really happened out there with Apollo 11?

Armstrong: It was incredible … of course, we had always known there was a possibility … the fact is, we were warned off. There was never any questions then of a space station or a moon city.

Professor: How do you mean “warned off”?

Armstrong: I can’t go into details, except to say that their ships were far superior to ours both in size and technology – Boy, where they big! … and menacing …. No, there is no question of a space station.

Professor: But NASA had other missions after Apollo 11?

Armstrong: Naturally – NASA was committed at that time, and couldn’t risk a panic on earth…. But it really was a quick scoop and back again.
(http://exopolitics.org/first-man-on-moon-dies-along-with-secrets-of-what-he-saw/)

sir I will like you to do research on Roswell 1941 I guess, also read about the meteor rocks which fall in to Russia at the year of 2012 dec. Please let me know if you've done that sir

Nice one Op but is it likely to be Extraterrestrial life sending a message or signal to the Human in general to my own opinion I think to go beyond this world to another may be a spiritual thing or what are your opinions

mekadinho:
Fed. Govt? What concerns federal govt with the write-up? Why are some of you guys just sill..y? Just hope he is not about to buy a 50m bed like his former progressive colleague.

do I still need to ask you if you dey Craze? the 50million bed wey dem buy se no be govt house them buyam for ni? Abi e take am go him house, thunder fire you for qouting me

Federal Govt hmmmmmm I can't wait for 2015 to come

using an old car doesn't mean you won't emmbezzled our money

Godmother:
Search nairaland, you will see godfather.

ehen! Do I have to do that

pinkycute:
Lolzzzzzz Am not DAT easy to be tricked, you know "

hmmmm sure but wait don't worry

Godmother:
Yes. Anything?

na me be god of war666 where is godfather

Please these voodoo's are real and please and please if you don't have heart please don't try it #smiles

CANDLES
Candles are used with set meanings for the different colors. They are often very large, one candle costing as much as #1000 naira

White: For peace and to 'uncross.' Also for weddings.
Red: For victory.
Pink: For love (some say for drawing success).
Green: To drive off (some say for success).
Blue: For success and protection (for causing death also).
Yellow: For money.
Brown: For drawing money and people.
Lavender: To cause harm (to bring triumph also).
Black: Always for evil or death.

MISCELLANEOUS CHARMS TO CURE OR PREVENT:
To prevent poison ivy, wear metal on neck, arm, or leg.

To stop nosebleed, let the blood drop on a cross made of two matches.

To cure sore throat, swallow a gold-colored bead.

To prevent poisoning from snakebite, carry the tooth of the kind of snake to whose bite you may be exposed.

Garlic and asafoetida placed around the neck in times of epidemic will make it immune.

A remedy, if it is to do the most good, must be given without being asked for, and the recipient must not thank the giver.

Witchcraft: Black and White Art

('Good Luck' charms to bring good luck and ward off bad luck)

WHITE ART
Present the newborn with a silver dime. A hole should be bored in a dime and placed about the left ankle.

Suspend a bit of slippery elm bark about the child's neck to give it a persuasive tongue.

To bring luck to a house, put guinea-pepper leaves in the scrubbing water and plant a guinea-pepper tree in the yard.

Always burn the onion peels and you will always have money.

A picture of Saint Peter hung over the door of the house you have just moved into will bring you good luck, because Saint Peter holds the key to everything and opens all doors.

A wishing fetish is made as follows: Cut a round piece of leather and make a bag of it. In this place 13 pennies, 9 cotton seeds, and a bit of hair from a black hog. Rub the bag when you want a wish to come true.

Eat Creole cabbage on New Year's Day, for good luck all the year.

The inhabitants of Ponchatoula often placed the horseshoe under the front doorstep, rather than overhead. To step over it rather than under was said to bring luck quicker.

To ward off 'hurt' or spells, secure the bristles from a pig slaughtered at a voodoo feast, tie them together with a piece of string, and carry them on the person.

'If you get an egg which a black hen has laid within the hour and eat it, it will remove a hoodoo spell off'n you.'

Keep a frizzly chicken around you at all times. If someone hoodoos you, the chicken will dig it up.

If a black cat crosses your path, make the sign of the cross on the ground with your feet.
BLACK ART
FETISHES OF BLACK MAGIC CEREMONIES
To free a criminal, secure a strand from the rope to be used to hang him and have a 'Conjurer Doctor' say a prayer over it. Slip it to the condemned and he will go free.

To hurt an enemy, put his name in a dead bird's mouth and let the bird dry up. This will bring him bad luck.

A fetish to cause death by sickness: Hair from a horse's tail, a snake's tooth, and gunpowder. Wrap in a rag and bury under your enemy's doorstep.

To drive a woman crazy, sprinkle nutmeg in her left shoe every night at midnight.

To get revenge on a woman, keep a bit of her hair and all her hair will fall out.

To make her drown herself, get a piece of her underwear, turn it inside out and bury it at midnight, and put a brick on the 'grave.'

To get rid of a rival in love, put his name in some ashes and let the chickens pick in the ashes.

To cause a woman to go blind, put powder made out of a dried snake in a powder box. She will put it on her face thinking it is face powder.

To cause to go crazy, write the person's name backwards on an egg from a black hen and throw the egg over his house or bury it under his doorstep.

To cause suffering, light a black candle at the bottom, write the person's name on a piece of paper, and wrap around the burning candle. Stick needles into it while it is burning and let it burn out.

Bury something belonging to the person you dislike and his liver will rot.

If someone has bitten you, put some chicken manure on the wound and all your enemy's teeth will fall out.

To keep your neighbor in a constant state of disappointment, take a piece of earth from a graveyard and throw it in his yard.

To harm a person in any way you may wish, write his name three times on a piece of paper and burn a black candle on it on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Whatever you wish will happen to him.

To kill by voodoo, the conjurer has a photograph of the victim which he buries face downward while burning a black candle. The victim will die a horrible death as the picture fades.

To kill by voodoo, mix in a bottle, bad vinegar, beef gall, gumbo file, and red pepper. Write the names of the victim across each other (superimposed) and place in bottle. Shake the bottle for nine mornings and tell it what to do; then bury it breast deep upside down and the victim will die.

TABOOS
Do not raise your foot higher than your head.
Don't let any kind of greens go to seed in the garden.
Don't walk on salt, peanut shells, or onion peels.
Never sweep a porch after sundown.
Never break a broom handle or kill a black cat.
Don't set your bed 'cross ways o' the world' set it east and west.
Never entirely remove an old house if building a new one on the same site.
APPREHENDING A MURDERER
Put a cassava stick in one hand of the victim, and a knife and fork in the other. The spirit of the victim will first drive the murderer insane, then kill him with great violence.

Bury a murdered man face down and the murderer will confess.

A murderer can be made to confess by placing a saucer containing a little salt on his chest when he is asleep. Soon he will talk and reveal the name of the man he murdered.

TO WIN A CASE IN COURT
Write the names of the lawyer, the judge, and the person against you, put the names in a beef tongue, and freeze the tongue until the case comes up.

Or, go to the courtroom with a luck bead under your tongue. This will deaden the tongues of your opponents.

Or, rub yourself well with luck powder. This will charm the accusers.

BLACK ART USED TO INFLUENCE PEOPLE
TO WIN LOVE (Fetishes and charms used by men)
Take some of the desired one's hair and sleep with it under the pillow.

Rub love oil into the palm of your right hand.

Carry a piece of weed called 'John the Conqueror' in your pocket.

(Charms used by women)
Write the man's name and yours on separate pieces of paper. Pin them together in the form of a cross with yours on top. Put them in a glass of water containing sugar and orange-flower water and burn a red candle before this glass for nine days.

Place the man's picture behind a mirror.

Wrap a thimble in a small piece of silk and carry this in your pocket for three days. Every time you enter or leave the house, make a wish regarding your sweetheart. Your wish will come true in three months.

TO MAKE A LOVE POWDER
Gut live hummingbirds. Dry the heart and powder it. Sprinkle the powder on the person you desire.

A LOVE FETISH
Put a live frog in an ant's nest. When the bones are clean, you will find one flat, heart-shaped, and one with a hook. Secretly hook this into the garment of your beloved, and keep the heart-shaped one. If you should lose the heart-shaped bone, he will hate you as much as he loved you before.

TO KEEP A LOVER FAITHFUL
Write his name on a piece of paper and put it up the chimney. Pray to it three times a day.

TO WIN BACK A HUSBAND
Put a little rain water in a clean glass. Drop in three lumps of sugar, saying, 'Father, Son, Holy Spirit.' Then three more lumps, saying, 'Jesus, Mary, Joseph.' Drop in three more lumps while making your request. Put the glass in a dark room (never before a mirror), and place a spoon on the top of the glass. Next morning stir the contents toward you, then, with back toward the street, throw the contents against the house or fence, saying, 'Father, Son, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Mary, Joseph, please grant my favor. ' Water must not be spilled, for it must not be walked on.

GRIS-GRIS (For a successful marriage)
Join the hands of two dolls with a ribbon. Take some sand and pile it up in a mound. On top of this place nine wax candles, sprinkle the whole with champagne, saying: 'Saint Joseph, make this marriage and I'll pay.' When the marriage takes place, put a plate of macaroni sprinkled with parsley near a tree in Congo Square in payment.

SUPERSTITION CONCERNING SAINT ROCH'S
If a young unmarried couple see their reflections together in the chapel, they will be married within the year.

TO SECURE A HUSBAND
Carry an image of Saint Joseph in the purse for six months.

PROSTITUTE'S LURE
Essences of vanilla, verbena, Jack honeysuckle, wintergreen, rosebud, and 'follow-me-boy* water. Scrub place and sprinkle mixture from front to back. Mix thyme seed, popcorn, and brown sugar in a jar, place three lighted candles over it, then fling the last mixture in the four corners of the room. (Marie Contesse method.)

TO GET RID OF A MAN
Pick a rooster naked, give him a spoonful of whiskey, then put in his beak a piece of paper on which is written nine times the name of the person to be gotten rid of. The rooster is then turned loose in Saint Roch's cemetery. Within three days the man dies.

TO BREAK UP A LOVE AFFAIR
Take nine needles, break each needle in three pieces. Write each person's name three times on paper. Write one name backward and one forward, then lay the broken needles on the paper. Take five black candles, four red ones, and three green ones. Hang one of the candles upside down from a string in a doorway, placing a tin pan containing the names and needles underneath where it will catch the drip. Light the candle. Do this every twenty-four hours until the candles are gone.

Go into the street and get some dung from a black-and-white dog. A dog only drops his dung in the street when he is running and barking and whoever you curse will run and bark too. Put the dung in a bag with the paper, needles, drippings, and candle stubs, throw the whole into running water and one of the parties will leave town.

TO GET RID OF PEOPLE
In New Orleans it is said that a collector or salesman will never return if you sprinkle salt after him.

Dry three pepper pods in an open oven, then place them in a bottle, fill with water, and place under your doorstep for three days. Then sprinkle the water around your house, saying, 'Delonge toi de la (remove yourself from here), and the person will never return.

TO GET RID OF A NEIGHBOR
Kill a black chicken and throw it over his house.

TO MAKE SOMEONE MOVE
Take the hair off a dead black cat, fill its mouth with lemons that have been painted with melted red wax crayon. Wrap animal in silver paper, repeat your desire over it, and place it under the house of the person.

BLACK ART USED TO INFLUENCE ANIMALS
TO MAKE THE CAT STAY HOME
Put some sugar in his mouth at nine o'clock on a Friday morning.

Rub grease on his paws, or make him look in a mirror.

TO MAKE THE CHICKEN STAY HOME
Spit in its throat and throw it up the chimney.

Put a mirror and a piece of codfish in the pigeon cote, and others will come.

TO MAKE THE DOG STAY HOME
Cut hair from his tail and bury it under the front step. If he gets lost, he will find his way home.

TO STEAL A DOG
If you wish to steal a dog, leave two strips of fat from shoulder meat in your shoe for nine days. On the ninth day call the dog to you and he will not return to his master.

TO QUIET AN ANIMAL
Fill your hands with your own sweat and rub on its nostrils and fur.

TO SILENCE AN OWL
Place a shovel in the fireplace. Squeeze your wrist tightly, or turn your pocket wrong side out. Don't mock an owl.

TO KEEP SNAKES AWAY
Plant gourd vines around the house.

HOWLING DOG
Take a left shoe and place it upside down under the bed.

MISCELLANEOUS CHARMS
LUCK BALLS
Contain wool, perfume, and colored brick or lodestone.

A CONJURE BALL
One kind is made of a snake tooth, a piece of human flesh, and a lock of human hair. (These must be obtained from a professional conjurer.)

EASY LIFE CHARM
Have a jet-black girl rub your head every morning at eight for eight days.

RABBIT'S FOOT
The left hind foot of a rabbit that has been killed on a dark night in a cemetery.

Godmother:
Howdy

how far, so you be godmother

pinkycute:
Hahahahaha You funny shaa

I think sey u go fall in now so you caught me sha

pinkycute:
how real are those atm numbers

real now oya! Send your account no to my pm and see weda jesus no go bless u this evening

Ymodulus:
My last drink : Coke + Mix Up substance.


Countdown

if you see death you will run back to plant earth

pinkycute:
Cool.. Let me do DAT now

baby you can have my atm pin 4141 so you dey yahoo yahoo right