₦airaland Forum

donphilopus:
He never wasted the money. When Buhari emerges come next year, he'd be compensated with a Federal Appointment!

Meanwhile, Hypocrisy is when you commend/call it bravery when Tafawa Balewa's son and Mrs Abiola pay into PDP's account to purchase the party's nomination form [without getting the form], but call it 'waste of money' when Nda-Isaiah purchases APC' nomination form [which they'd gladly give to him to fill]!

none of my biz me and my family don join mouth togather na Buhari we go vote for

And this is how Mr. Isiah wasted money on forms, mr isiah you should have send this money to a charity organization at least to make someone happy

Rapsainot:
WELCOME BACK EBOLA

do I still need to ask you if you dey Craze ?

Brymo Asa and dare art alade Big up to you guyz I love their music

MrsBreezy:
lol dont you get bored?

@times

MrsBreezy:
just around mehn where have you been

have been around, just chilling on nl

ghost1718:
yeah even if it didn't end here, u dont have to fake urself because OF somebody

hmmmm sure

100Cents:
That is what I used to think...

Me too

MrsBreezy:
Lol well damn you seem to have it all G.

where have you been

Nice one but what happens in Nairaland ends in Nairaland

Pishure of you pop champagne or I donbilivit and wait una no dey sleep ni but hbd to you babymama

Welcome back uncle jona, but wait why you con dey bone face, sir jona forget ooo nija na good country to live ooo

Raiders:
Your salary will be 1 million naira while your feeding allowance will be 1 billion naira, your security allowance will be 10 billion naira. Atiku, stop trying to f00l Nigerians

ahan! Do you read law, or you've read the Pensions Act before well non of my biz

Ok but I don't make use of kerosine no more, cooking gas all the way

who's Obasanjo that doesn't stop me, my vote is for buhari and fashola

SLIDEwaxie:
stop lying..u fake freemason agent...
A normal bed costs nothing less than 13k..a family bed costs 35k and there are beds of 120k that normal people buy not to talk of executive beds

my social life doesn't affect yours by the way freemason don't do advert, what I did on Nl every Mason will be proud of me bcus freemasonry is not a religious group but freemasonry is abt giving to the less privelege ones and also make a good man to be a better man.. Mind you, frreemasonry doesn't give out money. Ask it shall be given to you, Seek and ye shall find matt 7:8

2milion or 30milion is too much na, una no fit buy 10,000 naira worth of bed ni we'll sha na buhari I go still vote for

MuguliciousMUGU:
11) THE OP -- He comes to nairaland and post what he observes in his church and assumes that it happens in all churches, this kind of people needs to flogged 52 strokes of the cain and 49 days deliverance.

hmmmmm MuguliciousMugu

Grab pop corn n iced chill Coke, chilling with the gods watching on 3D

JayKayMaybachz:
Really, NL needs upgrade and also Seun check some topics before it's pushed to the FP.... Cos most FP articles are so shitty

sure MOd where una dey abeg #teamupgrade_NL

ClintonNzedimma:
abi?...where Seun sef?

Na so ooo! #teamUpgrade_NL...

Caracta:
No I don't. But I've read too many false news on NL especially on front page. Also we had a career development training session recently and the speaker said, "Some of you don't even value your time. You waste precious time on 2go and Nairaland, Haven for kids." Chai! The thing pain me o make I no lie.

it seems some peeps don't like NL but for me I like but we Want the owner of this forum to upGrade it, I guess

MuguliciousMUGU:
My favorite bible character is solomon... Imagine that man had 1000 wives and 5000 concubines... I want to be like him

hmMmm muguliciousMugu

My favourite character is moses: his word let us free from some wicked lecturers for given us Let MY PPLE GO marks

julisa2020:
This is the first time i'm creating a post on nairaland...so please...no harsh comments...if its not funny just tell me in a nice way...

One day,akpos was at home and his girlfriend called..
Girlfriend: sweetheart can i ask for something..

Akpos; why not...my love you can ask for anything..and it would be done..

Girlfriend: ok....can you buy me a brazillian or perovian weavon??..
(Akpos who dosnt have any idea about brazillian or perovian weavons said)

Akpos;sweetheart dont worry,infact i would buy you a dozen brazillian and perovian weavon..

Girlfriend: omg..are you serious...i love you so...much...thank you..

Akpos; no problem..i love you too..

Next day akpos went to a store where they sell weavons and told the shop attendant to give him 3brazillian and 3perovian weavons...when they did,he asked how much for everything and they said "1.5m naira sir"...hearing this akpos was seriously shocked and he said"sho...nor be the full store i wan buy o...na just these once.."and they told him that was how it was sold....akpos quietly walked out of the shop...on his way home,he was really confused on what to tell his girlfriend because he already promised her...

.mainwhile some little pevorian children who were begging along the roadside came to him saying.."broda gimme #20..broda gimme #20..."...akpos looked at them and got an idea...he took them to a corner, shaved their hairs and gave them #300 each..
They thanked him and ran along...akpos made the hairs into weavon forms and went home to give his girlfriend...she thanked him so much and went to the salon to fix it...
On that same day...there was a show they were going for in the evening...they both got there..and at the middle of the show,the spirit from the weavon entered inside her and she started saying"broda gimme #20..broda gimme #20.."

lol its okey, appluading good write up

Caracta:
NL is a good forum, no doubt. However, I think it doesn't have a good reputation offline (not all the time)...especially when mails were circulated in my place of work warning members of staff to be careful of information on NL.

do you work with Punch newspaper? To me I think most of my friend prefare linda ikejis blog but I see nothing in it, assuming a super star is making use of nairaland now so many people will follow the forum

F117AA:
Many parts of Nigeria have more than 12hours of electricity.
Given the crap you read here most time, you'd be forgiven if you think the entire country is in perpetual darkness.

that one for your side, but here in my area I havnt witness light for over one week now and at the end of d month u will be seeing crazy bills from private electricity distributors

Interesting... U carry our money go dey do politics don't worry God is watching u on 3D

Tiwa is a good Samaritan but iPhone 6