₦airaland Forum

Gurgle:
technically we are all supposed to be doing this

but I would find it awkward and embarrassing

Embarrassing? Praying with a potential partner, embarrassing?

Bashirfuntua:
NIGERIA IS BURNING, PEOPLES ARE DYING.
OUR POLITICIANS ARE LOOTING, HUNGER IS
STRIVING.
BOKO HARAM IS BOMBING, MILITARY OFFICERS ARE
CLUBBING.
PEOPLES ARE DYING, BUHARI IS ONLY
CONDEMNING.
APC HAS PROMISE, BUHARI IS BREAKING.
COPERS ARE WAITING, OUR CHILDREN ARE HUNGRY.
NASS ARE FIGHTING, SARAKI IS STRUGGLING.
DOGARA IS POINTING APC IS REJECTING.
IGBOS ARE HATING, NIGERIANS ARE FOLLOWING.
YORUBA'S ARE WATCHING EVEN THE HAUSA'S
AREN'T SMILING.
ZAHRA IS ROCKING, PRESIDENCY IS DENYING.
BUHARI IS SLEEPING, OSINBAJO IS VISITING.
NAIRALANDERS ARE COMMENTING, MODS ARE
POSTING.
DEVIL IS PLANNING, GOD IS WATCHING .
I AM SAYING THE TRUTH, PEOPLE'S ARE LIKING

Very witty

But could you give me your laptop,let me help you repair your caps lock

Why hin go bow down to woman? She be God?

I vote contestant L
Cc Luxanne.

Girl wey school for jand nko?

Oh boy see talent
But that wedding portrait looks too much like a picture oo

You sure say those people wey bin wan one give Messi that award watch the tournament at all?

Loveren:
u know people like d op aint doing it based on a charitable mentality but he is doing it bcaus he wants 2 feel on top of which i wnt allow.

Feel on top? Loool

Op,is it true you want to feel on top?

See person wey get $100000..me I have 2 million pounds in England

Loveren:
is the OP a television station? or a telecom company? pls!!!!!!!!!

Lol
TV station or not, since he feels like being charitable, why not let him have the floor

Op do what you gat to do.It's all for the fun of it

Loveren:
@OP to me base on my level and my integrity plus my personality, this is an insult of d highest order, wat do u take us 4 huh? well i know some worthless guys and useless ladies will b here fighting 4 airtime. "chai romancelanders have surfered, lemme wait till 8pm n c d people dat will b here waiting 4 airtime, i pray those i respect shud nt disgrace themselves and by d way u said u receive an alert right? mcheeew do u know how many times guyz receive alert a day? nonsence of the highest order raised to the fallacy of an unbuquable neccaprada.

Do you know of a TV station called ONTV.They give out airtime periodically.Do you consider that an insult to Nigerians? Whenever you are in a function and the host decides to call recharge numbers.Do you consider that an insult to the people in that function?
If you don't consider those acts as insults, then I make no sense of what you've just said

oluwadanie1:
how do you mean? what rules??

You dey answer that one?

She does look like her.But is this the new trend? People looking like people?

Where's my oga at the top?

SPG4U:
[size=20pt]I go sue Buhari

And Buhari will bear d cost of my loss

By paying back all d money I av spent on her

And also getting married to her most beautiful daughter[/size]

Are you are a guy?

Aahan! I don't understand what I just read oo

Maybe the poster below me will have something to say

Lol at the picture

Ozil Komolafe Babatunde,that's his real name. His mum told me,she lives close to my house. He was given birth to at Isolo General Hospital.

My face 2
My body 4
My right leg 5
My left leg,the colour is not there

This deserves to be on FP. Oya mods come do the needful

Well just ur opinion
But you know say edo state get cultists well well

zleemshaddy:
'slap me on my right cheek and i will turn the left for you also, after that we will discuss your funeral' The first time i saw it, i laughed so hard.

I like this one. I think it's by JeffreyJames

I don't know.

Ask the poster below me

So every great mind is expected to like Tinubu right?

Woah everyone with his preference.But for me,I do not see anything wrong with it

Messi is the greatest of all time.And the funniest thing is that he's not done yet

Really tall buildings. But abeg Samsung should come and build one in my vicinity. The tallest building in my vicinity is my house,and my house is a bungalow

The poster below me didn't read this.

shockwave91:
all dis epistle just to explain y gals need pepperspray


where dem go buy am sef?

OLX

You no know where dem dey sell rodo?