₦airaland Forum

A young Russian woman accidentally shot herself in the head with a pistol while posing for a selfie, Russian news agencies reported Friday, citing police.

The 21-year-old found a 9mm handgun left behind by a security guard at her Moscow office and decided to pose for a photograph holding it, a police spokesman told Interfax news agency.

While taking a selfie with one hand, she accidentally pressed the gun's trigger, shooting herself in the

READ MORE http://www.newsgoogle.net/2015/05/russian-woman-accidentally-shoots.html

Here we go again. There’s more talk on the interwebs that Kanye is ready to cut business ties with Jay Z. Rumors have been flying for years that Ye and Hov are not as tight as they used to be.

Now Hits Daily Double is claiming Kanye is done with his association with Jay’s Roc Nation and Tidal companies. Not only that, but the site says Kanye could be teaming with Tidal rival Apple Music for his upcoming Swish album.

HDD reports:

Kanye West is making changes, distancing himself from Tidal, firing Roc Nation and managing himself, with an unofficial assist from the Jenner-Kardashian clan. As for Kanye’s long-delayed album, there’s some chatter that the release will be connected to Apple Music’s launch.Not sure about this one. Kanye did send out a tweet promoting Tidal last month, and sources in his camp already killed a

READ MORE http://www.newsgoogle.net/2015/05/kanye-west-breaking-with-jay-zs-tidal.html

A girl’s Sweet 16 party was ruined Sunday when a torrent of human feces, dumped from a passing airplane, splattered all over the tables, chairs and decorations, got into the pool where people were swimming, and sent family members running for cover.

The only thing that didn’t end up with poop on it was the cake, which had fortunately been taken inside before the incident.

“We just got done with cake thank God, we took the cake back in, because within two minutes, something fell from the sky, it was brown, it was

read more http://www.newsgoogle.net/2015/05/sweet-16-party-ruined-when-human-shit.html

Zoharariel:
Who gives a f.uck about the Americans? Well, I don't know for those who go to their useless embassies to embarrass themselves for visas.

lol

fairygeh:
So people have been using intimacy gadgets tipetipe. Oga o and they will be preaching to youths of nowadays.chai our forefathers sef try gan

lol

Nonybb:
Lie

iffa hear

podosci:
How can you claim this are ridiculous questions for people willing to kill in the name of a Diety..
The world has gone bunkers

hm

Terrorist organization al-Qaeda isn’t willing to hire any old schlub just because they say they’re willing to kill for Allah — no, it turns out they have standards. Vox has posted the official al-Qaeda job application that was recently declassified by the U.S. government and it’s loaded with utterly ridiculous questions that make it sound like it was written by The Onion. Here are the most absurd things al-Qaeda asks its prospective hires.


“What objectives would you like to accomplish on your jihad path?”

It seems that al-Qaeda is really looking for go-getter terrorists, not just lazy slobs who will fail to light their shoes on fire and then demand their 70 virgins. This makes us wonder if al-Qaeda also hands new recruits copies of 7 Habits of Highly Effective Martyrs as well.

“Are any of your relatives and friends in the jihad theater?”

Apparently it’s important to avoid the appearance of nepotism when hiring new terrorists. Remember the idiots who tried setting a car on fire and ramming it into a Glasgow airport terminal? Yeah, we bet they only got their jobs because their uncle was a former bin Laden deputy. That kind of stuff is embarrassing to terrorist organizations, so we’re not surprised they’ve started asking about it.

“What ideas do you, your family, and your other acquaintances have about jiahd for Allah’s sake?”
Be sure you’ve fully patented your jihad idea before telling al-Qaeda about it — those guys are notorious for stealing other terrorists’ IP.

“Who should we contact in case you become a

READ MORE http://www.newsgoogle.net/2015/05/ridiculous-questions-al-qaeda-asks-on.html

kreamidiva:
I guess this is that part of the movie on Africa Magic Epic where the man wants to die and starts confessing how many people he has ever killed!

lol

lilmax:
Useless people

lol

tinuolababy:
Lol

she dey wear over size

Osirimononaye:

lol

Braaad:
Nice...I lost a phone some time ago, so i'm expecting an Ipad
Hope the "stealer" could read this

the lord's doing

englishmart:
That's why I love tuna fish sandwich

lol cannibal

Sugarpeaches:
Oh dat sexy woman!

u knw ha ni??

i smell lies...who did it??

the ram

Airforce1:

na god catch am

Behira:
Nawa oh...... wat is dis life turning into

a devastated one

nicerichard05:
jst in case it gets to FP

na u know

ogechchukwu:
I know Nicki is every man's wish.you can never be her
Do your own for others to see may be we will like it more than Nicki Minaj

tru talk

pretydiva:
God b praise

halleluyah o

braine:
I need that app!

na app store or play store

AndreRose:
SMH!

lol

ginawest:
lolz...make dem no catch u o

lol

Manchester United striker Radamel Falcao has revealed a new haircut on Instagram, and it has not exactly gone down well with his former team-mate Anderson.

The Colombia striker is on loan at United but is not expected to extend his stay beyond this season after a disappointing campaign.

He even appeared to wave goodbye to the Old Trafford crowd when substituted during Sunday's game against Arsenal.

But after that show of emotion he dusted himself down for the club's end-of-season award do, and has unveiled an opinion-splitting new look.Anderson, who joined Brazil's Internacional on a free transfer during the January transfer window, forged a good relationship with Falcao during their

read more http://www.newsgoogle.net/2015/05/anderson-mocks-falcao-new-hair-cut-on.html

Osirimononaye:
Who dem Help!!!

wu know u if no b nairaland, or how will u be informed about updates

kambili999:
I doubt if they are their real parents. I still find it difficult to understand what sort of people they are. They both look confused sef Lord have mercy on them.

lol

tinuolababy:
All lies originate from china

na tru o

TDonald:
but his money is handsome

lol

Young Thug’s fiancée, Jerrika Karlae says the rapper swept her off her feet.

Weeks after Atlanta, Georgia rapper Young Thug surprised both fans and his girlfriend, Jerrika Karlae by posting a picture of two diamond rings on Instagram, the couple spoke with Vlad TV about their wedding plans and how they first met.

In regards to their wedding, Jerrika revealed that the two are hoping to have a large, but intimate beach wedding in The Bahamas.

Prior to sharing the possible details for their upcoming wedding, the swimwear designer recalled meeting Thugger in the studio and then in Miami, Florida, and later being swept off her feet by the musician.

“Everything he said was perfect,” Jerrika said. “He completely swept me off of my feet. That’s what people don’t know. He’s a charmer. Especially with

read more http://www.newsgoogle.net/2015/05/young-thug-jerrika-karlae-reveal.html

jaded