₦airaland Forum

gofigurena:
I wonder what you're willing to bet now 😉

bro nobody wished u bad but I talked based on my experience with Nigerians

Ordinary house of 350k, my guy pay agent 250k to balance d following week

He got there d following week agent don rent house to another person don run away

U should just b happy, your story is just 1 in a million success, many have tow that line n they got burnt badly that 5 years after them still dey go court

SHINJA:
Why do black abduls hate trump

mugu this is not about religion or something

If u have families in USA n u yourself is black u should see trump will come for them fully if he wins

He was defeated the other time cos he wanted to introduce very strict anti immigrant policies which will make traveling to USA hard n even frustrate blacks in USA but d Mumu u believe he's after Muslims

Don't worry u will soon understand better, if he can call d president of a sovereign nation names n publicly describe Africa as a shithole do u think he cares maybe u are Muslim or not?

I know it's either u are a kid or still been fed

johnog4sure:
Yoruba girls are notorious for this

u don even carry tribalism enter this one

Balancing:
don’t cry bro, you obviously have not read through the thread. You even thinking of sleeping with another man’s wife tells how depraved you are. Adios. Dey look back when you Dey waka though

I will intentionally following this your account cos I can bet u are coming back with lamentation thread max 2 or 3 years after relocating abroad

Nonexisting:
@Balancing,
Your wife is trying to impress someone out there. If the person is a woman like her, na competition and you're not completely safe because more unnecessary billings which always accompany competitions among women are coming your way. If the person she is trying to impress is a man, chances are that he is her ex or a younger unmarried man she met recently. In this case, you really need to rethink your abroad travel plans with her. She will destroy you abroad by either leaving you at your lowest point or simply destroy you from within, mark my words. My own is to talk and your own is to discard my talks. Las Las you will create a thread when it happens and I will be here to say I warned you. Remember this my signature money smoker at that time.

d op na Mumu man, I will keep following his account cos I know he will come back with lamentation thread

Bobbyjay001:
A woman told me she got an alert of 50million naira around midnight and woke up in the morning to discover the money has ymoved from her account.

She said that's how Yahoo boys operate. That they send money randomly to some innocent people's account and move it later.

Is this true?

I haven't witness it before sha but if na me I will transfer d 50 million asapuuuu to another person's account or online wallet n japa to maybe Ghana or Cotonou, from there enter anywhere

Para dey body

Exousiang01:
You really need to get your life together.
How you get the time to create multiple emails every day just to troll one person is shocking.

And some people will say we don't have psychopaths in Nigeria....

I mean there is no day you are not creating new accounts. How jobless can you be, And you are the one who keeps saying helinues is jobless. Nobody who has a job would be doing what you do....

I blame helinues who responds to every form of madness.....

It's hard to believe humans like you actually exist but lo and behold here you are....

he has created 3 new account today which he use in trolling

Nigeria don't just care about mental health, all we care about is food if not he should b in mental asylum by now

Imagine just one person creating a minimum of 2 accounts per day meaning he has new 120 accounts every month

The irony of it is that the same person who creates at least 3 monikers per day is accusing others of being jobless

Exousiang01:
You really need to get your life together.
How you get the time to create multiple emails every day just to troll one person is shocking.

And some people will say we don't have psychopaths in Nigeria....

I mean there is no day you are not creating new accounts. How jobless can you be, And you are the one who keeps saying helinues is jobless. Nobody who has a job would be doing what you do....

I blame helinues who responds to every form of madness.....

It's hard to believe humans like you actually exist but lo and behold here you are....

he has created 3 new account today which he use in trolling

Nigeria don't just care about mental health, all we care about is food if not he should b in mental asylum by now

Imagine just one person creating a minimum of 2 accounts per day meaning he has new 120 accounts every month

Odin13:
Tinubu is a proper fool


His people supporting this will think they have peace now.


Walahi time will come bfore 2027.. Yoruba people will auction grown up men just to eat

Na time

your comment is never complete without mentioning Yoruba

Newlymarried:
Just 11 weeks and he looks like this,what if he had stayed 1 month,that's obituary!

The oppressors humbled him.

bros 1 month is 4 weeks n he spent 11 weeks not 11 days

progressb4andno:
It wasn't just a nude picture, we agreed that we will do video call and she will naked and face the camera to her spot and show me everything which she agreed, but she didn't fufil her part of the bargain.
LYDIA REFUND MY MONEY.

so she should send u all those things because of 2k?
U mean two thousand naira?

Are u normal?

So what if she sends it n u start blackmailing her with it?
If u need to see nudes badly y not do data n log in to porn sites?

It's like u sent her your feeding money cos this your cry too much ooo, u better move on

Tallesty1:
You have a savings of 25 million and you think it's a wise thing to let her know that you've 25 million? SMH.

he wants to form good n responsible man for women who are insatiable

Balancing:
Hello Nairalanders,

I need advice because I'm not sure if I'm being selfish or if my wife is acting unreasonable and out of line.

I've been married to my wife for about two years now, and we have a son. We're currently planning to relocate, and by God's grace, we should be out of this country in a couple of months.

My wife and I have discussed severally even before marriage about her getting cosmetic surgery after we finishe having all our children, which I’ve always felt is a nice idea. I've always mentioned that it should happen later, after she's done giving birth. Recently, she brought up the possibility of getting the surgery done sooner, and I thought she was joking. However, she kept repeating it and then I playfully said she could go ahead if she had the money, I didn't think she was serious and if even if she was , I didn’t think it was something that would be up to 3M( pardon my ignorance)

However, she brought it up again three weeks ago, and I realized she was serious. When I asked how much it would cost, she told me it was 8 million naira. I was shocked cause it was even way more than I expected. Now, My wife is a businesswoman, and while her business is doing well, I feel she can afford the surgery but it's really going to eat probably 90% of her savings.

She knows I have savings of about 25 million naira, which I've been accumulating for years for our relocation. Also, recently, I’ve spent around 5 million on processing the move, and I intend to use the remaining funds for travel expenses(flight,e.t.c) rent, food, and living costs for about 6 to 8 months in the country (it's a cheap European country) of which she is very aware cause I have informed her severally about.


I was shocked when she suggested I take some of my savings to help fund the surgery, asking for around 2 to 4 million naira. I found this request annoying and unreasonable. Although she didn't ask directly, but where does she expect me to get that kind of money if not from the savings?

To me, her body is still in good shape, although not as great as it used to be but I understand it was caused by child birth and I feel she is better than most ladies/ mother of one in terms of body shape( even though she feels the boobs aren’t firm anymore and the stomach isn’t flat anymore but I’m not complaining and it’s okay to me, she’s still very attractive to me ) , while I understand her desire for improvement, I think it should wait until we’re more financially stable. We should be focusing on investing and accumulating wealth, not spending on what I see as a luxury. Now, she's a matured lady as that was one of the reason I married her. We are both in our 30s also. So I really do not understand why this sudden frenzy about body work. Worst off, she doesn’t seem to have a sensible reason for wanting to do it now. All she says just doesn’t make sense cause the only thing I can grab from everything she’s said was she wants to look better and with the way Nigeria is going , it’s going to be way expensive in coming years.

Additionally, I feel it was unfair for her to bring this up suddenly, especially since she didn’t communicate this desire early enough. If she had, I might have been able to save up some money for her. Instead, it feels like she’s trying to make me touch the savings without saying it directly, which I feel is very disappointing.

I have told her point blank that I cant touch that savings and even if I want to give her something it won’t be substantial cause I really don’t see the necessity of the surgery at this time and it's coming very impromptu . Not wanting to sound like an unsupportive husband, I told her I can give her something but I don’t know how much yet. She asked for the range and I told her I'm not sure but it can't more than 800k and she said okay, but I know she’s unhappy with that amount.

Since our discussion, she's been trying to act like everything is fine but I know deep down she's angry cause she's been giving some kind of silent treatment which she knows I hate. Thinking about the issue just spoils my mood and makes me angry, no matter how hard I try to think about it, I feel even madder for even wanting to give her something as much as 800k cause i don’t feel happy about it and I'm sure she even feels it’s too small( which is what makes me angry cause I’m squeezing an unplanned 800k and she feels it’s way too to small or equal to me not giving her anything)

So, what do you guys think? Am I being unreasonable? Feel like I should discuss with someone but we have agreed not to discuss stuffs with third party that’s why I’m coming here to do this anonymously

I know if I try to discuss with her to ask if she’s acting this way because of how our last discussion ended, she’ll deny that it’s not it and nothing is wrong.

I apologize for the lengthy post, but I'm open to questions or clarifications.

Thank you for your advice.

sorry to ask

I am married too but my question is

Where do u guys find wife's u can't control?
What happened along d line that men can no longer tell their wife's what to do n what not to do?
Where have men lost it that they now act like kids to their wife's?

Can't u just b a man n come out in clear terms u changed your mind n she shouldn't do it again?
Is it cos of fear or what?
Like I don't understand?

I am not a dictator but we have boundaries at home, even if my wife has d money I can tell her not to do something with a strict voice n she dare not

As in how do u people do it that u are scared to command your wife's?

Some marriages self, as in imagine u dey seek opinion on what u can do on your own

Cancel any surgery n tell her u don't have any money n she shouldn't do it again, u are a man for crying out loud, the head of d family

If u can't control your wife in Nigeria where men have power bros I can bet my life your wife will divorce u n chase u out abroad

Just go n write this down today

If ribadu or igp says anything some people will b quick to blame them n start calling them derogatory names

I maintain that it's hard tackling insecurity when the citizens are sabotaging it

Even USA had to quit some countries to save face when they couldn't win d war against terrorism cos the citizens are working hand in hand with the criminals

How do u protect a compound as a gate keeper when people u are protecting are willing to open d gate to thieves?

Needless to say, majority of kidnapping cases is either self kidnap or a trusted ally pulled d stunt

How do u protect a father from a criminal son when he knows d whereabouts of his father n even his father trust him more than police only to b betrayed

I am not making excuses for ribadu n igp but I think we as citizens can do better

EhWhoBeThat:
Tell your papa to buy knive switch

Ibos go suffer

😂😂😂

one thing that baffles me about u is this

U are trolling me n creating madness around everywhere simply because I don't vote your obi

One thing I think about anytime I see u quote me is that I know either u like it or not me n u will see face to face one day n I promise u it's very soon

So I am thinking about d excuses u will give me for your madness

Maybe u will tell me sorry or u will tell me it's d handiwork of d devil or u will b crying cos one thing I can assure u is that, that moment u will regret all these madness n wish u never did it

Till u are caught, enjoy

SilentEmma:
Hmmmm... God gives children, and he will take care of his children

if u talk that thing near me I go enter u

Do u know how many children have suffered badly due to their parents believing this your lie

If na me b those Baba, na to carry soldiers go hide around for that same spot

Cross the road again same way with different bags, they will definitely want to do same n they will meet their Waterloo cos soldiers will take them to barracks n they will pay

harmargedon:
both kidnappers and police go dey look for me😁😁😁😁😁😁

then what will u do in that kinda situation

We4all:
As long as he is not dealing with aliens, he can always ask for more time. Nothing, I repeat, nothing will happen. People will threaten, shout, curse and do whatever when you are owing them, but if you genuinely cannot afford to pay, heavens won't fall. He should negotiate with them and ask for more time.

I don tell am tire, I even told him a lawyer friend could help him write them officially to make them understand his plight but he's still not happy

He's all these kind of people that cherish their integrity a lot n as a Christian he said he hasn't been locked up or embarrassed by police before n he will never want to experience his

He don sell things tire, but he's just acting strange lately

He was given the money based on say them trust am n his integrity, his problem now is everything is shattered cos person wey respect am before don disrespect am tire now

Most times he's always home alone we have to go n block him at home after work to console him

I pity d guy

We4all:
Times are hard, but committing suicide is the most foolish thing to do. If you are not sick, but just broke, then I don't see how you cannot act like a man and take up that menial job in order to create ends meet. Some people are begging God for just 2 years to live, while the foolish ones are ending their lives over nothing.

we have been trying to talk a guy out of depression for close to 2 weeks now n I fear for his life cos we don't have any financial means to help him

He did a business n lost close to 1million

He paid 600 already n has 400 to pay by October ending which he clearly states he doesn't have any means to pay n he already sign police undertaken to pay by ending

He's been acting strange n we are worried

I am saying this so u can know different problem exist n people are going through a lot

kingthreat:
Slapping a married female teacher in a school? Men this guy don enter plenty wahala including the one of gender abuse. I pity am.
Man must be a psycho

the worst job in Nigeria is a teacher

Nobody appreciate them, I was once a teacher n I understand.

This man can slap the woman selling food at d junction like that no matter d provocation

That woman hawking corn on d road, this man no go fit get mind slap her

But as per teacher own, school no appreciate u, parents no appreciate u, children self no send u

A child who doesn't read for exam, when he fails his escape route is to heap d blame on d poor teacher

Parents who don't monitor their kids n make sure they read, once their children fails they transfer aggression to the poor teacher

School authorities who don't supply teacher with enough material needed n who pays teachers poorly, once students fails or anything goes wrong then d teacher will b d fall guy

I respect bike men, keke napep drivers, vulcanizers pass teachers cos that's d lowest of the low job in Nigeria now forget d few ones that will come here to tell u they are making 30 million per day

SamuraiXXX:
Godwin4444 the downside of the advise you gave him is that next month his brother will give him $100 and ask him to double it for him through forex trading and he will still blow that one

u will lose to some stage n they will decieve u with profit n loss setting

U go lose reach another stage them go tell u about robot trading

U go lose reach one state they will tell u they can help u copy your demo account to the real trading to avoid loss

Oga na u go run las las

SamuraiXXX:
Godwin4444 the downside of the advise you gave him is that next month his brother will give him $100 and ask him to double it for him through forex trading and he will still blow that one

if I tell u my real life experiences about people whom Forex had ruin u won't believe me

When I was a poultry manager, our CEO happens to b a very good Forex expert

The day he lost 4million naira overnight was where I saw d other side of him

He was explaining to me n he was shaking n sweating, imagine tears dey drop for CEO eyes

That single mistake ruined the business, he's now a public school teacher

This oga wey I Dey tell u dey train people ooo, like well well even me then was learning with him then n I don Dey good

Na Wetin make me say goodbye b dat, it was after I saw real life experiences of people who lost big in d so called forex
I can go on n on, I go prefer use my money chop than invest in Forex

That moment u are making small change is d best, when things turn n u lose money then u will curse the person who introduced u to it

I don't see any difference between bet9ja virtual game n Forex

My personal opinion

huxx:
Thanks so much I will raise the funds from now till month end through the the help of God...
I really appreciate, thanks so much

bros Forex na gamble ooo, na him ruin 2 of my ogas

Run from it

Those people who tell u they are making it big in Forex wants your training fee n many of them are using a demo account

huxx:
Please traders I blew my brother 70k, that's $40 in forex today. He said I should help him raise to like 180k to buy a phone. Now I'm seeking for advise on how to tell him because my mom and elder sister will be very angry at me...
I don't know what to do? Should I tell him the truth today when he comes from work or just raise the money to cover up before month end because I told him before month end...
Please your help is needed

when we tell them Forex n gambling na d same mama born them they will insult us

Here u are now, if u have d means raise the money cos if u tell him d truth u break trust n he might see u as unwise for taking risk with trusted funds n he won't dare trust u again

If u send huge amount to my aza n u call it mistake, I will mistakenly walk to d nearest police station n report the case

If e sure for u come clear d money for station

I can't shout

Haykinx98:
I've been hearing this word for quite sometimes. It is used interchangeably with the word "Wotowoto". What exactly is the meaning?

see Wetin tinubu do those people since last election

Till now they never recover

Tinubu give their papa better wotowoto

TheRealestGuy:
Shut up your mouth.

Most Nigerian Federal universities say similar things as a form of show of superiority over other universities.

Your bigoted mind goes around seeking Igbos to bash online like the jobless nonentity that you are.

Anu ohia.

your father is the anu ohia, whatever that means

I guess guilty conscience is worrying u

Where did u see me mention Igbo in my post but you yourself know u are d lousiest

shortgun:
A third class graduate from this university is academically stronger than first class graduates of some universities in Nigeria.
Quote me senselessly, I'll start mentioning names😕

na this mouth b Una greatest undoing

Always bragging over nothing, if we ask for proof now na story go full ground

BabaHenry:
Kai !!!
Reason well before you talk na
Are you so foolish to this extent of thinking like an animal ?

How can you verify he had a criminal in his custody for his shop to be looted and burnt ?

So ya were ni ?

Baba e lo ya were

I can verify 90% of Nigerian shops burnt there are due to this

Let that guy tell u d sincere reason his shop was burnt

Omo many are loaded ooo

People are looking for just few millions to kick start life changing business dem no see but another person dey dash 100 million without noise

Truly money na water