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terrible so the schl cannt build a court for them .

hmm waiting 4 d day ma country wil bcum a beta place

Humanbeing1st:
D GUY NO BE EVEN FIRST CLASS BUT FIRST CLASS UPPER

u go schl at al wic wan b first claz upper again

boynigeria:
who asks a girl if u can kiss her anyway,
u just kiss her at the right moment
and if u miss the window of that moment, it may take a while to get another
stop being a pusssiiiieesss boy
even girls here thinks ure damn too slow

gad dam it wo d hel did u say z slow

agarawu23:
lol

you said you have been dating her for 4 weeks and you have been taking her to Mr Biggs

which wooing are you talking about?

cum to ma crib 4 so kind tin

Omotayor123:
You are on a Long thing....

hw long is d thing?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Mehn so many reasons.

You never sure if the babe go return your love and you don already dey carry her go Mr.biggs.

Secondly,,you no suppose ask her whether you fit kiss her. Na huge turn off. You suppose just go for the kill,,no fear.

Highest she go bounce you and that mean say she no ready at that time.

Take things slow for now and try find out if she like you too. You still get a lot of chance to make things right.

Sho gbo?[/color]

tankz ma niga

agarawu23:

no doubt about that, the op refused to answer me sef

all this mumu guy's, I wonder when they go get sense.

you kept buying her Mr Biggs and you can't kiss talk less of sex

he should better use his money to fvck ashi

haba y ar u talking lik diz na

[quote author=Tallesty1 post=34835771][/quote]eya sowi oh

ronald4lif:
Hehe! You mean you asked a girl if you can kiss her?. What ever happened to locking lips with hers spontaneously if truly you both are dating?.

You don't ask a girl you're in a relationship with for a kiss. You go for it.

In one of your outings, look out for a perfect moment and just do it.

tankz rembered u even helped me wen i posted abt ma shynez

agarawu23:
lol

you said you have been dating her for 4 weeks and you have been taking her to Mr Biggs

which wooing are you talking about?

s*x

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Guy you mumu sha! [/color]

omo y u da talk lik dat na

guys pls help i hav been dating dis gal 4 abt 3 weeks nw ..pls i need advise on how to woo her .asked her weda i can kis her she said she nt ready and we don go mr biggz lik countlez time oh pls hw can i woo her

can somebody pls tel nigeria coach to stop shouting anyhow

Somebody help me ooo
,..........
Wahalla dey ooooh, plz
wat Will i do?
I promise a girl of #
5000, last month but
unfortunately i didn't
make it as l promised,
she came yesterday
morning but i don't
know how to discharge
her, so i gave her my
ATM card dat i don't
have money on it, and
my real password pin
due to l don't have
money on it, and told
her to withdraw any
amount dat will satisfy
her demand.
We left to our different
direction. I was on a
bus on my way going i
receive alert of #30000
from my cousin to give
his mother to pay her
hospital bill. Few
munites later, i receive
alert that 10k was
withdraw from my
account, i cried bitterly, i
try her number but not
reachable immediately
2nd alert arrive 10k also
withdrew, 3rd alert also
arrived 10k withdrew
by same girl dat round
it 30k.
I ran back home and
found my ATM card on
the table with short
written note dat says ,
thank u baby, u are so
darling.
Love u so much
bye.......
Up till now her number
is still switch off, yet
she is no where to be
found. What will i do?

My name is
Dih0wner, I used
my best friend to
set
up my girlfriend
to see, if she will
cheat on
me.
Now they have
sent me their
wedding
invitation. What
am I?
(A) Designer
Learner
(B) Anointed Fool
(C) Renowned
Mumu
(D) All of the
above

Value relationships in
time – before you
realize and the time
is too late
It was their
anniversary, and Aisha
was waiting for her
husband Rajiv to show
up. Things had changed
since their
marriage, the once cute
couple couldn’t-live-w
ithout-each-
other had turned bitter.
Fighting over every little
things, both didn’t like
the way
things had changed.
Aisha was waiting to
see if Rajiv
remembered it was
their anniversary!
Just as the door bell
rang she ran to find her
husband wet
and smiling with a
bunch of flowers in his
hand. The two
started re-living the old
days. Making up for
fights, then
was d plan for
champagne, light music
And it was raining
outside! It was perfect.
But the moment
paused when the phone
in the bedroom
rang.
Aisha went to pick it up
and it was a man. “Hello
ma’am I’m
calling from the police
station. Is this Mr Rajiv
Mehra’s
number?”
“Yes it is!”
“I’m sorry ma’am; but
there was an accident
and a man
died. We got this
number from his wallet;
we need you to
come and identify his
body.”
Aisha’s heart sank.!!!
She was shocked! But
my husband is
here with me?”
“Sorry ma’am, but the
incident took place at 2
pm, when he
was boarding the train.”
Aisha was about to
lose her conscience.
How could this
happen?!
She had heard about
the soul of the person
coming to meet
a loved one before it
leaves!
She ran into the other
room. He was not
there. It was true!
had left her for good!!
Oh God she would have
died for another chance
to mend
every little fight! She
rolled on the floor in
pain. She lost her
chance! Forever!
Suddenly there was a
noise from the
bathroom, the door
opened and Rajiv came
out and said “Darling, I
forgot to tell
you my wallet got
stolen today”.
LIFE MIGHT NOT GIVE
YOU A SECOND CHANCE.
SO NEVER
WASTE A MOMENT
WHEN YOU CAN STILL
MAKE UP FOR
YOUR WRONGS!!!
Let’s start making
amends.
To parents
To siblings
To friends
And many more.
No one has a promised
tomorrow. Have a
wonderful Life
with no regrets!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ?
A woman tells her
husband that she is
going to visit her sick
mum in the village.
She goes on Friday and
returns on Sunday, with
plenty of fruits and
food stuff, saying they
are from her mum to
the husband and the
children. The husband
gently asks her about
her mother's health and
how she was doing, to
which she replies that
she took her to the
hospital in the village
and she is
recovering and getting
better. The wife adds
that her mother
insisted that she must
re-visit the village in a
few days, to spend at
least a week with her.
"I'm
worried about Mama"
the wife crooned, with
tears swelling in her
eyes. "She'll be fine,
dear." Hubby
lovingly replied. The
husband then politely
asks her to take the
items to the kitchen.
As she enters, she
meets her mother
preparing food in the
kitchen.
Apparently, her mum
came visiting since the
Friday that she left
home. You can imagine
the plight of this
woman. stuck,
shocked, dazed and
dumbfounded at
the kitchen door!
whether to go in and
drop the items
'from mama', or return
to her hubby in the
living
room! How would you
handle this case? Your
humble opinion is
required.
Send this to all men for
a good laugh and to
women who can handle
it.

tucky200:
Small children and phone dis days

watin u mean

tucky200:
Small children and phone dis days

watin u mean

➖➖➖➖➖➖SURPRISE
imagine u woke up one
morning only to find the
following
listed as true nd in
reality. Wch one is more
surprise
pls
1 petrol price is now N1
per litre
2 Nepa bill is N30 per
month
3 Governor Amaechi
marry Dame Patience
4 Buhari pick jonathan
as vice president
5 IBB contest for
senator and won
6 Gombe is the new
Capital of Nigeria
7 Namadi sambo is the
chief imam of Abuja.
central
mosque
8 Dangote is a gateman
in one of kano motor
Park.
Wch one is more
surprise.

men jst passing tru 1 junction after going to eat indomie close to my schl and saw this bike dnt realy no weda it an extra tank guys pls sort me out