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euellgong:
wonder if he would be able to carry this one: http://www.girlsdocam.com/live/model/id/64959-linara

u ar a goat 4 directing ppl 2 diz site

• U collect babe number
u use "chick" store am.
Shey her mama na
fowl ?
• U buy suya ur woman
chop all
the meat finish u con
dey smile dey chop the
onion, u be vegetarian?
• U dey wit ur guy & u
dey recieve diff kinds of
phone calls every 5 min,
yet u dey claim say u no
dey cheat on ur guy.
My sista, u be MTN
customer care agent?
• U ask a girl for what
she wants, she tells
you money and you are
angry. Were you
expecting
her to say wisdom &
understanding?
• U dey carry ur
girlfriend go club, after
u marry her finish u
want stop her frm goin
to club. My broda u think
say miracle fit happen?
• Ur gafrnd dumps u for
a rich man u say she b
gold digger, bt ur sister
do d same to anoda
guy, u giv testimony for
Church saying na grace
of God. Bros park well
• Your babe get F9
parallel for WAEC, she
still dey ask for Brazilian
Hair of #150.000 . Abeg
Were
she wan fix am?, ontop
that coconut head?
• U have 8 tribal marks,
stretch marks
scattered all ova ur
body yet u still want a
tattoo...ah! my
friend u be zebra?
• U are 6 feet tall, u still
com wear 6 inches high
heeled shoe...she u wan
whisper to God?
• U dey snap inside
different type of cars
yet u expect ur man to
believe u are not
cheating. .aunty, u be
mechanic?
• U gather different
gals picture for ur fone
& yet u xpect ur gal to
believe u are not
cheatin..
uncle, u be
photographer?
• He gave u an
engagement ring for
over five years, he
never marry u, my dear
u be lord of d rings?
•you they pay your
babe wey dey
university school fees
and yet u never write
JAMB, u be scholarship
board?
•U are 18yrs and ur
sugar daddy is
70yrs old and u stil dey
call him BABY, my sister
he should be ur
ANCESTOR.
•Your babe is licking ice
cream...u're
drinking pure water...pls
guy Are u diabetic?
•U claim say u eat rice
and stew, but u come
vomit fufu and egwusi
soup. Omo u be
magician?
•u dey read dis post and
u no laff, abeg u be
WITCH?
Goodevening Friends!!

AMERICAN POLICE
STYLE:
Allow the thief
to catch you, then you
catch
the thief.
CHINA POLICE STYLE:
Chase the
thief until he becomes
tired, then you catch
him.
ARAB POLICE STYLE:
Kidnap
the thief's wife
and threaten the thief
to
surrender.
INDIAN POLICE STYLE:
Sing for
the thief until
he comes close to you,
then
catch him.
NIGERIAN POLICE STYLE:
Catch
any person on the
street, beat him until
he agrees that
he's a thief ...
TRUE OR FALSE

jorlons:
Hope she's not some shitty looking girl given d much work you're putting-in to woo her ??

If you don't allow your dic to hijack your head, you'll do just fine unless your social life is zero.

men she such a damsel tankz she alrdy agred to be ma chick.**AM NT D D*I* *U*S* TYPE

tankz guys i tonk ha out 2da!men she talks alot i cum da vesk self

tankz guys jst pull d stunt 2da bt men i was sweating soto d babe started laughing bt told me nt to wory dat she wil reply me on sunday

being trying to get this since an argurment ensured between me and my friend,he was saying the apple in the garden of eden they ate was translated to be s*x which to him was forbidden in the garden

jst cam into town need someone to hook up with

pls want to kn weather or not they started selling the forms

Teempakguy:
[color=navy]okay . . . I probably deserved that.
Let me give you what you need then.
1. View her as a sister or a fellow nigga
2. Crack jokes and pinch lines. Think of yourself as being there solely for her entertainment.
3. Ask her about her interests.
4. Talk about her interests.
5. Thank me later.[/color]

making sense wuld definately tank u in future

ronald4lif:
Did she give it to you herself or you got the number from a friend?. Anyways, since you have her number you should be able to make her trip for you. Although only if she's not in a relationship already. Some few tips you can try are chatting her up often but try not to come off as being needy or too clingy. You can ring her most time early in the morning and late at night to ask how she slept or how her day went. Don't show desperation.

Send her sweet messages, ask about her, her interest, likes and dislikes, just any thing you can think of. When she becomes fond of you then on a weekend go on a date with her. As a shy guy I know looking a woman straight in the eyes could be tasking but you have to look her eyeballs to eyeballs. I don't know but there's no specific rule to making a woman fall for you. Just be confident, it goes a long way.

she gav me haself

Teempakguy:
[color=navy]lol. Well, girls usually come to me. So, I have no idea of how to approach a girl.
But then, the girls that come to me also leave immediately. So . . . . [/color]

go smoke weed bro

soleexx:
Rite down what you wana discuss with her study over nd over...

And release them 1 by 1... Dnt rush

bt i hav colected ha no shuld go ahead n stil put down wat i intend dning

soleexx:
Its a spirit you need to tackle on your own and overcome...I will help you with few tips to get the girl you want...she agree or not..the main thing is to approach..if you can do that then you passed your first class and you will work later on getting her to agree...

*Firstly you need to consider the location and area of approaching what I mean is that make sure she's not busy with something like classwork...if u try to talk to her she will get distracted...you have to monitor her and make sure she's free and less busy!..

(Secondly Boldness) you need to be bold before you walk up to her remember these word it will help you "if I approach her and she turn me down! She won't kill me..my life will continue as usual notting will deduct in my life" that's going to be an encourage word that must ring in your brain

(Thirdly keep smiling when taking to her and feel free when you with her...she will love you confidence and will like to hear more about you...

Thanks..

tankz man bt i hav dn sum of d tinz u listed bt wem am wit her our conversatn dnt exceed dmin

sheylarhh:
Pele.. Take orijin den approach her

and giv ha origin abi

ronald4lif:
You're not the first bro. Shyness is a form of fear but courage repels it. Many guys have been through that route where talking to a girl seems like an impossible task. But at this stage what you really need to build your confidence is not wooing a girl but first having female friend(s). Since you're in uni take it upon yourself to have as many female friends as you can. Who never can tell one may become so fond of you that you end up having a relationship with or find it easier to woo her.

As pertaining to the girl in question. You have to first try and be casual friends with her. It mustn't be hey be my girlfriend. For shy guys becoming friends first is the easiest way to ask a girl out and this is what you should do.

When you've become friends with her, collect her digits then that's when the wooing process should begin. Be nice, caring, confident, friendly and just be yourself everything will fall in place. Confidence is one of the prime traits that every woman looks for in a man. At the end of the day she won't bite you, all she can do is reject your advances.

hav alrdy colected her digit

2dice:
Op... Not to worry it happens to almost every guy.... Some time of their life.... Why ask not ask to borrow you her book... Maybe her textbook or something..... ... Girls don't bite.... Rem. Be friendly and no too seRIous she no be core course

tanks man

6ty6ix:
.if u are using mtn just send ‘OV SHYNESS to 131



tank me later

u ar terrible

lagmostkuit:
Still young...

Would have prescribed a better dose that will help u do d magic!

stil young so wen is d right age

guys pls i honestly need ur help am in my early 20 but seems very shy to talk to gal n there is this twin in my class am having sleepless night on and cant summon the courage to talk to her each i go closer to her i just start shaking some that has cold pls help me

terible i only commented bcus of d warning terible pastor u dnt even kn wat u want