₦airaland Forum

Am sure even lala is scared of him.
Joshua, oya come down to Nigeria an come and fight Boko Haram, your noise too much.

Until you die, and one of the pastors u hate most resurrect you...

That's why we say make them dey tie chicken keep one place. Maybe the Chicken owner have said she wouldn't give the landlady easter rice...

That's why I love MFM girls....

Because;
1. Romance doesn't produce a baby.
2. No guy will be claiming he have once dugged her hole, at least she will have her conscience as proof.
3. Because WhatsApp video status last longer than SOME guys in bed.
4. Fear of being dump for another girl.
5. ADD YOURS.

For he has borne all our sins and infirmities, and by his stripes, we are healed.

If a girl licks my nipples during xyz, I tend to last much more longer, and shoot more milk down her glory hole ..

Just like Medusa's hair, any nigha that dare bleep that girl when she's of age without doing the rightful yet will most likely turn to stone.

what me, I, us, and we want is 1 naira=50 cents, if APC can do that, then I am willing to vote Buhari till 2027

And Tecno, Itel, infinix is bringing out trash with high price. Nice one BBK electronics.

Money was paid to educate us, not to beat us, I don't know why teachers take delight in beating pupils over everything, though the boy also had fault in this situation, the teacher actually went too far, now how does the boy intend continuing his education?
He can't even learn a trade sef.
Those who stole billions of naira are out there scot-free, he stole a phone, see what happened.

Me self dey train, that nigga better watch out for me.

*yawns* who actually read all that? anyway, wehdone uncle Billy, abeg tell them yahoo boys to stop their show off, tell Buhari to grow up, tell Lai Mohammed to repent, him lias too much abehg. cc Mynd44

Nice one, but those cucumbers thou, hope she wouldn't use it to replace you...

98% of clothes worn by almost all Nigerians are not ironed, so I don't seem to understand how this affects us.

That's what you get when you dare the league of Nigeria Association of Witches and Wizards.
RIP.

Economics is actually a SOCIAL SCIENCE course, not an applied science, I doubt if it will be accepted, unless you grease some palms, since na Nigerian university.
You should have chooses chemistry, that's what I choosed.

but 98% of all the clothes we wore here isn't ironed na..

Before bko? afterall na Africa Magic e be...

APC hv now turn Nigeria to a blame game.
Jonathan, best living president nigeria still have,
Buhari, you job is to take Nigeria into the era of progress, not the era of blame, haba!!!

after God, my brother you bettrr fear women!

When will this idiots ever learn?
Just because the white man was the one who brought Jesus doesnt mean JESUS IS WHITE biko.