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CelebritiesRe: Lady Bares Her Chest In Front Of Odunlade Adekola. Fans React by goestohell: 10:53am On Jan 02, 2018
funlord:
Those are air bags are filled with so much juice, protein laced milk, firm and succulent and the coloration of those titties also shows they are quite healthy in addition to being nutritious as well! She has caused a stir in my loins with those well packaged goods! cool
For dis one no be only stir Ioins, na stir in cash.

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PoliticsRe: Pmb's Son: Time For Compassion. Kperogi Farooq. by goestohell: 1:04am On Dec 30, 2017
This Yusuf Buhari incident has opened my eyes and revealed a lot about why Nigeria is the way it is. Just a few houses down my street is a private clinic. On the same date that Yusuf had his accident, this clinic urgently needed fuel to run its generator in order to carry out an emergency surgery, but couldn’t find any. Eventually they had to beg around the neighbourhood for fuel and I gave them the last 5 litres I had.

Perhaps my sympathy for Yusuf Buhari would have been aroused if he had been providing an essential service (like my neighbourhood clinic) when the accident occurred, but no he wasn’t, rather he was drag racing! At a time when Sarrki, Omenka, Ugenenkwenu, LionDeLeo, Madridgay and other members of the BMC were sweating at filling stations in the hot midday sun like Christmas goats, waiting to buy fuel at 500 naira a litre, Yusuf Buhari was burning up the scarce and precious commodity on meaningless and unproductive drag racing with his friend! Maybe fuel flows through Aso Rock like the River Niger. Maybe Buhari is the immortan Joe of Nigeria. He hoards fuel the same way Immortan Joe hoards water.

And now the BMC wants to add insult to injury by taking away our rights as Nigerians to feel a sense of outrage. They want us to pray for Yusuf Buhari, as if his case is like that of a soldier who was wounded in active service at the battle front!

I have a right to feel a sense of outrage that Yusuf Buhari can afford to waste fuel stupidly while a hospital that needs it for a far more important purpose cannot obtain it.

You have to question the sanity and the IQ level of the average BMC zombie! I’m afraid that with just a few hours left of the year 2017, our friends in the BMC will cross over into the New Year with their present mental handicaps but sadly there is nothing anyone can do for them
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by goestohell: 7:24pm On Dec 29, 2017
BetaThings:
You mean that the law passed by the state HASS in not superior to the Constitution?
But the rule on call to the bar is?
Maybe defenders of LASG will ask you to leave the state the way your people have been asking Muslim ladies to leave legal profession
What nonsense is this sub evolved simian spouting? Millions of young girls in your religion are dying from fistula and premature pregnancy due to early marriage, but the only thing you're worried about is that an attention seeker tried to whip up fake sympathy using an ordinary head cloth?

No wonder they call you guys ragheads. It is in your nature to make stupid baseless "arguments" in favour of your "religion".
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Buhari Appoints New Efcc Chairman by goestohell: 2:35pm On Dec 29, 2017
Apparently only ab.okis have a monopoly on honesty.
RomanceRe: Does Viagra Works On Ladies Too? by goestohell: 2:30pm On Dec 29, 2017
donvoice:
On the 24th December, I went out to help a friend of mine preparing to go to village to prepare for his mothers burial the little way I can help. His girlfriend was there too and I knew she will be spending the night with him or probably they wanted traveling together but I didn't bother to ask since the lady and I are not in free talk terms.

My friend went out to get some stuff to add to his luggage and I was busy putting things in order while this lady was in the kitchen cooking. Later she stepped in and ask of his guy, I told her he went out. Immediately this lady opened her purse and brought out blue pill (Viagra) and took one.

I acted as if I didn't see anything and continued with the packing till she left for kitchen. I quickly checked the pack of what she took and Lo and Behold! it was viagra tru tru.

I know my friend is a badoo when it comes to sex as his ex as complained that he can last 2hours non-stop but I don't know ladies too uses viagra.

Someone should please help me out, does BLUE PILL works on ladies too?
Viagra works on you, so that you can work on the ladies grin
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by goestohell: 1:17pm On Dec 29, 2017
FOLYKAZE:
I will never bring myself down so low and indulge in name calling or ticking toward personal insult. Let me address your submission.

1. Churches sell products just like cooperation and industries. But unlike industry, they are tax exempted. On the principle of equality, that is unfair toward industries that pay tax.

2. Churches keep record of their flow of income and expenses. I was a member of church workers and we keep records then. We record every penny spent on fueling Gen, repair electronics, buy refreshment for frstive and the likes. We also record the income in form of sales of books, miracle handkerchief and tithe. We also send report to zones which goes to headquarter on monthly basis. FIRS can get these records and calculate their tax from it.
FOLLYKRAZE, You truly hurt my feelings. When did I insult you? I merely pointed out the obvious to you. If felt insulted, well I can't help that.

I see you've chosen to ignore the part of my post where I said that Churches who engage in commercial activities (like owning community banks, universities etc) should pay taxes.

Instead, you want Churches to pay taxes for producing such things as daily devotionals and pamphlets etc, in other words, a tax on the right of Christians to actually express their religious teachings, which is at odds with freedom of religious expression. Thank goodness that Christians don't express our grievances through suicide bombings like some do. We will fight this injustice in the courts.

As for you, pray to that small orisha which you keep under your pillow that Christians are able to prevail because a victory for the freedom of religion will benefit not just Christians, but your orisha as well.
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by goestohell: 12:43pm On Dec 29, 2017
FOLYKAZE:
Is Buhari not paying tax too? He earns salary after tax has been deducted.

And where is the evidence that Yusuf medical bill is offset from tax money? You guys just real out garbage from your anu just to prove a point.

On the principle of equity, the Church and Mosque is a business avenue which must be taxed. In UK, churches and religion centres are been taxed. This is because most full term pastors and bishops are been paid salary. The church earn revenue from every possible means. Either by selling religion items or offering money for special prayers. All these are no different from corporate organizations that render services or Industries that sells manufactured products which are taxed.

The Church property like every other Business properties should be taxed. The Sales revenue and Salaries of Pastors should be taxed too. There should no exception because both Church and it operators earn money. There is money flow that is taxable. These pastors or whatever they tag themselves should pay income tax just like every person. And the church which makes money from the congregation should also pay tax just like every other business or institution
My dear FOLLYKRAZE (what a name by the way. Why'd you choose it? grin)

It seems you could do with a few basic lessons on the confusion which this church taxation nonsense will create.

First of all, churches who operate businesses ALREADY pay taxes. Asking them to pay additional taxes will be unfair and unconstitutional.This new proposal is just nebulous and vaguely worded. Politicians are always vague when they are up to mischief.

Secondly, how does one actually assess taxing "church activities" , which is what this plan seems to imply? Will tax assessors from FIRS sit down in church services to monitor which activity should be taxed and which ones should be exempted? Will churches be entitled to tax breaks like other taxed entities? If so, what is a church expected to do in order to earn a tax break? Should they show themselves to be pro Buhari/APC?

Maybe you should actually devote yourself to grovelling before your Orishas and leave these issues to those of us with the required amount of grey matter needed to solve this problem.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: CNN Places Nigeria Above US In Economic Performance by goestohell: 12:14pm On Dec 29, 2017
TRUTHTOPOWER:
http://money.cnn.com/2017/12/27/investing/best-stock-markets-2017-world/index.html

the laudable economic policies of PMB APC led government is yielding results and the world is noticing. currently Nigerian public companies out perform US companies in terms of quoted stocks. With more investment comes opportunities of employment for Nigerian youths.

Meanwhile where are the wailing IPOB. It is time to wail again. Baba has done it!
You zombies never cease to amaze me with your gullibility.

The CNN report says two things:

1. That the performance of the Nigerian stock exchange is almost exclusively as a result of rising oil prices; and

2. That the best ever recorded performance for the Nigerian stock exchange was in the year 2008 and this was because oil was selling at almost 150 dollars a barrel which is the highest in the history of the oil industry.

So Buhari hàs the power to raise oil prices, but he can't end fuel scarcity and make our refineries work?

Zombies always trying to give undeserved credit to the Daura Cow no matter how stupid it makes them look.
SportsRe: Ava And Mia: Mikel Obi's Twin Daughters Hug At The Beach (Photo) by goestohell: 3:45pm On Dec 27, 2017
leverage:
grin hehehe i hope they drown
Really? You hope for the deaths of the innocent?
Funny because when I read your idiotic comment, I began hoping for a death: YOURS.

I was also hoping that a trailer is going to run over your head. You need relief from the pain of living with an empty head. Unfortunately we are both going to be disappointed.

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