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Ay50: Goodmorning my BOSS,MADAME,and d rest..to keep u more updated on d list.d main reason why d list ve nt been uploaded on d eduportal is becuz of D P.D List..AAUA lyk doing tinz once,so by friday.both admission list and P.D list should ve been uploaded on d eduportal..4 those looking 4 beta fufu.enta cafe 4 skul beside OBJ hall.enter d building at d centre.u go c one babe wey make sense.tell her u nid 3 fufu and 1 meat..dat one na 110 altogether...remember if d list is nt uploaded ôn friday dnt cruxify me...am only trying to help.Wish u all d best

Damselnoni: hmmmmm u said and her quote 'xup dia.i ve misd u,come onlyn on tym o'
so u b our iyawo? Iyawo ke?mee too goo.........love...............oooooooooooooo

PatienceAl: I just finishd calin ma in-house lecturer....nd e told me som finz....i'd paste it later cos av gah low bars now...PEACE

PatienceAl: I just finishd calin ma in-house lecturer....nd e told me som finz....i'd paste it later cos av gah low bars now...PEACE

Mikkydo: Hi guyz, i greet evryone in dis tread o. M new here buh hav bin following u guyz conversation 4 a while nw. U guyz ar all wondaful and funny. I would rily luv 2 b part of dis interesting tread.... I hop m accepted?

Anonydammy: WAT WOULD YOU DONE 2 THE PASTOR?.....you wanted 2 b rich&u wen 2 a native doctor&he told u dat u we b d richest man/woman in d world on a condition dat u we b MAD 4 one full yrs.you agreed.naw u hav bin mad 4 eleven months&twenty nine days,jus two days remaining,&den a pastor was passin by saw you&cast away d spirit of madness out of you,wat we you do 2 the pastor?....HAPI SUNDAY PALS...i we b goin 2 skul on tuesday..2 see tinz mysef...cant 2 see my name..

Taytee1: Wetin i wan talk gansef...

Taytee1: Hello,friends wot ponpin?

mykh01: u guyz shud just cool ur temper,cause i cant help it i have 2 post diz joke.
True Confession
By Akpos I was a Candidate at
a JAMB
Examination.
We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the
ones i knew and was waiting for
manner to fall from
Heaven when i noticed a very
beautiful girl sitting beside me.
She was
shading and was not looking up.
Through the help of
my long neck, i peeped and checked her work,
she was on number 65, i was
still on number
21 and time was running out.
I quickly thanked God and started
shading along with her.
We got to number
98 together, suddenly, she
looked up, caught me and shouted in a low tone,
What are it? Why is you dey
copying me?
Copys! copys!
You is
not shaming! As big as you dey! You is a dull boys!
You are a disgrace to your
manhood.
Na so i shout; heeeey!
heeeeyyy!!! heeeyyyy!!!
I am finished yay, who has eraser
eeeehhhh!!!!!!! ! Bad Market.....
Hit Like If You Understand.

kennyjoy: Wa Gbayi Padi............@GoGod u too much..GoGod nah me Load the Card Oh........GoGOd ur is admission Sure.......

aileru: i really feel u guys comment on dis forum......just wana let u knw dat d only list dat wil b comin out is d supplementary list n dat wil b april thereabout........am a student of d school bus admin dept precisely, 400level........u can reach me 08069091571

Taytee1: U're free to add on 2go@taytee1

Anonydammy: ....who wan beat dt...try me out...Dj to bad ni me ooo....paparaziii of akungba..d only ijaya 1 of ondo state..d only adini 1 of buzi admi dept....here i com akungba feb4 2013

Sheybor: @GoGod abeg no dull ursef o jst go dea wit faith nd u 2dnt relent in prayin God go make us all rejoice...me gan dey go my uncle place on sunday go pack sum stuff @patienceAl nobody fit twist pass me o so make una whatch out, i go dance tire 4dat fresher 9t ni mornin 2u all....v u prayed dis mawnin

Janoluyemi: go & collect it sis...u're in already dat's faith 4 u. it is d substance of tins hoped 4 & d evidence of tins not seen @ least if u go, u go dey remind God say ur name must come out o..u use d tins as a point of contact yle praying.
Let me share dz wt u.late last yr i bought a black cover shoe,so i kept on saying it 2 masef dat dis is my matric shoe 4 unilorin(den i was still processing ilorin) such dat anytym am less busy i'l eida wear it & work around & be saying it dat God i must wear dz shoe 4 my matric, & even tho i wasn't admitted thr d fact still remains dat my prayers av been ansad in anoda angle & my shoe still dey intact*matric tinz.....so my sista put ur faith into action wf diz ehn#much love
Gud mawning deariez, ao was ya nyt? gosh! cold ooo

Taytee1: List expectants hw una dey?

Janoluyemi: lolzzz abi na ijokijo...tanx, ah dey o..i neva marry my sista ah just enta skul abeg