5age: But this list should be out b4 10th now.

Anonydammy: @Gogod,no.dy hav nt..bt i pray it comz out dis wik..coz i wan god church go giv God tnx...cant wait 2 pack my load 2 akungba..

Anonydammy: @goGod..xuip..hav u bin adtmd naw?

Taytee1: Good guys na ma interim o'level dey with me o..i heard frm a student a frnd of mine dat is nt necesary to get d statemnt of result!

Olastep1: On my way to OAU... If u need any help checking ur admin status. Notify here within 3 hrs so i can help u. Fanks

PatienceAl: d list will be out by 7pm tonyt...i just confirmed it 4rm a reliable source.....4 more info...add me on 2go...alka615......GOODLUCK TO US ALL IJN A!!!......itz ya loyal Boy Prechz

Damselnoni:
feb 32nd

Shegux: she don finish last year her rent go xpire april,u go join us 4 reg vry sun ijn

Anonydammy: @gogod...it was okai...no date yet 4 resumption shaa...bt i still b'iv our name shall b out b4 dis mnth runz out..

Anonydammy: Wooooaaa..Gud morin 2 all d babe nd guyz in dis aus..it bin a while..i don com bck..am naw bck frm akungba..afta writn d PD exam..dy no gree me enta a admi ofix..i was told a list we b out b4 skul resum..i pray it com out dis wik..@Gogod,damselnoni..hav u naw check ur name..BY GOD GRACE DIS WIKS I WE SING A NEW SONG...AMEN

Ojosaac: U guyz are too funny, happy sunday. For those awaiting the list. Watch out! U are d next to praise God. Happy sunday once again. Registration on my mind.

Tonisious504: @jayjam thanx 4 such a selfless effort 2wards makin us informd abt d admissn processes n registratn. May God bless u real gud. I heard we r resumin 3rd march while sum said 24th feb. Is it on resumption or b4g. we r goin 2 start d payment for acceptance fee n tution?

5age:

The fact is 2nd list is already out since 17th on school site. It supplimentary list dat one is waitin for now, and i think it the last.

Anonydammy: @all mehhhn d pD exam hard gaaaaan..i sweat ooo..and i was able to gada som real info frm d skul...it remain small list d suplmntry list...so d second list is out...let hop d supl..list com out b4 d skul resum..even i still hav faith

Hausa: A female teacher,was having a
problem with Akpors in her class of 3rd grade.
Akpors said 'M'am, I should b in
4th grade, i'm smarter than my sis
& she's in the 4th grade'.
The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took
Akposr 2 the Principal's office.
She explained everything 2 the
Principal who decided 2 test
Akpors with some questions that a 4th grade should
know. Principal: What's 3 3?
Akpos: 6
Principal: 6 6?
Akpos: 12
& so on..
The Principal asked the boy many questions $ Akpors got them right.
The Principal then asked M'am 2
send Akpors 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more
questions & the Principal agreed.
M'am: What does a cow have 4 of, that Ï've only 2 of?
Akpors: Legs
M'am: What's in ur pants that u
have but I dont have?
Akpors: Pockets
M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious &
contains thin whitish liquid?
Akpors: Coconut
M'am: What goes in hard & pink
then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the
answer, the boy was taking charge.
Akpors: Bubble Gum
M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U
tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am
I? Akpos: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle
with me when u're bored. Thebest man always has
me 1st n what am I?
Akpors: Wedding Ring M'am: I come in many sizes. When
Ï'm not well, I drip. When u blow
me,u feel good?
Akpors: Nose
M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates,I come with a quiver Akpors:Arrow
M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends
with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2
use ur hand?
Akpors:Fork
M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than
others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his
wife after
marriage?
Akpors: Surname
M'am: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is
responsible 4 making love?
Akpors: Heart
The principal breathed a sighof
relief & told the teacher:- 'Send
Akpors 2 University, I got thelast 10 questions wrong myself!

Hausa: A female teacher,was having a
problem with Akpors in her class of 3rd grade.
Akpors said 'M'am, I should b in
4th grade, i'm smarter than my sis
& she's in the 4th grade'.
The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took
Akposr 2 the Principal's office.
She explained everything 2 the
Principal who decided 2 test
Akpors with some questions that a 4th grade should
know. Principal: What's 3 3?
Akpos: 6
Principal: 6 6?
Akpos: 12
& so on..
The Principal asked the boy many questions $ Akpors got them right.
The Principal then asked M'am 2
send Akpors 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more
questions & the Principal agreed.
M'am: What does a cow have 4 of, that Ï've only 2 of?
Akpors: Legs
M'am: What's in ur pants that u
have but I dont have?
Akpors: Pockets
M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious &
contains thin whitish liquid?
Akpors: Coconut
M'am: What goes in hard & pink
then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the
answer, the boy was taking charge.
Akpors: Bubble Gum
M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U
tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am
I? Akpos: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle
with me when u're bored. Thebest man always has
me 1st n what am I?
Akpors: Wedding Ring M'am: I come in many sizes. When
Ï'm not well, I drip. When u blow
me,u feel good?
Akpors: Nose
M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates,I come with a quiver Akpors:Arrow
M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends
with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2
use ur hand?
Akpors:Fork
M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than
others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his
wife after
marriage?
Akpors: Surname
M'am: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is
responsible 4 making love?
Akpors: Heart
The principal breathed a sighof
relief & told the teacher:- 'Send
Akpors 2 University, I got thelast 10 questions wrong myself!

Anonydammy: @all..am naw in aaua yard naw....b lik say na only me dy do pd exam 4 dis aus nii.....naw abt info on list..2nd list is out..dere is no list expct..sub merit list..and vc list..let pray d submerit favour us...amen...so tayad

bodman4us: Gud mrng pals.aaua on my mind.2 al d pre degre aspirant on dis thread i wish u exam sucess.

Anonydammy: @gogod mesef miss u..r u doin pd..coz am doin..and waitn 4 d full second batch list..am in skul naw..abt goin to d admi ofix

Damselnoni:
y cant u?

mykh01: i don dey miss ma people i don.ma people.aaua will be lively.but i will miss home