Se u don read tortoise story? Wen in did u nid help u no go get. No b course. Try to visit hospital for ur health. Okay. No offence was taken

Na him parent work. Him be jacob for bible

Na him parent work. Him be jacob for bible

Am I alone?

Am I alone?

Discover urself, talent, good side, train more on dem, solve someone's problem. I kno of alot of 3rd and now d r doin brilliantly. Some 1st class candidate r workin deligently under dem. Pray to ur father and ask for direction, ask 4 d reason 4 ur existence and d next step. U r d best. Be d best u won na be. No body can ever do it in ur own way.

That's all she sabi. I guess na last week assignment be dat.

4 a moment

@ porter, u don 4get d spellings. Lwkm

U dey tell me say No body sabi any union?

d: s,: d:- s:s

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.









2. All monkeys after reading the first truth will try it










3. , And discover that the first truth is LIE











4. You are smiling now cos u r a monkey











5. You soon will forward this to another Monkey












6. There is still a stupid smile on your face











I apologize about this cos I'm a Monkey too and needed company.


Cheers

d m d

Names of the association u know.
NSE Nig Society of Engnr.
NUT Nig Union of Teacher
NUB Nig Union of Barber
NUA Nig Union of Alata . . .

Which part of your body do u care and protect pass? As for me, I care and protect my FACE alongside wit my DICK. And you?

Nigerian, the time is now @ hand while we ve to vote for people with INTEGRITY and not mass or joint work not some1 lik Alao Akala . . . . Plz let VOTE for Personalty and not Party plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. For beta us. Good people, Great Nation.

A  may be cos I lik bobby

A may cos I lik bobby

mid 20s

Aluta continua , I beg be watchful

My best is yet to come, for my latter will be greater than d past

My best is yet to come, for my latter will be greater than d past

Now I found one, my noble b'day mate. How as d life treating u. Aspabay. Also am 27th of unique mouth Feb.

My fellow Nl, a question is before us and it's 'How many bottle of beer can u drink?' and wot type?

And as for me, I take Guinness (small) and max of two

We are th e CHAMPION, Up CCCCCHHHHHHHHHHEEEEELLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
UP LUIS, UP LAMPARD.

Introducing to u, d best team in the world of premiership. There is no one other than d champion called THE BLUES. Up CHELSEA. . .

Just two (2) and they are CHELSEA and others. . . Up CHELSEA . . .

Nice one guy, more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just passing by, bt u remind of: in and out-center. . . Omo nide mi o- e o- funmi ni de kan. . . If ur leg is too dirty, after round one original panadol extra. . .