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tho it 'sounds' like nollywood script.



But hey, na break up or break down be dat o

gangaun

k

e no go work

i dey even see PEJ six pack even with her cloth. GEJ needs to keep up. Hardwork pays

i smell smth

na y i no dey chop outside. I eat only frm people i know. My gfs always have issue wit me because before i eat in anyone's house sef. My person must have become part of me.

anytime u want to cause wahala in a grp...jst give them money to share.

it depends on wat i eat before going to bed...besides i always rinse my mouth after every meal and it helps a lot.








The two days i always wake with smelling mouth is sat. and sun. morning because my gf is always arnd, i always buy suya for her.

i heard female computer is faster.

does the thickness determine the fertility or the count?

gurunlocker:
people no dey sleep?.... I dey even sleep as I dey type

that is sleep typing...it hs happenned to me before

tweeby:
Lies... ask unilorite, dey steal witout touchin u. dem dey do jas die

oh...when i read crime, i was looking at the bigger picture, i dont know every phone or smth that was stolen counts. My fone was stolen last month in il, i will nt because start rating crime rate in ilorin high. Mind u, petty stealing happens almost everywhere...even places the op listed...i dont wat u mean by dem dey do jas die, wat kind of jas and can u relate it with the crime rate.

so...he called for his several months ago and jonathan nw wants to sack him 3 wks to election after jega starts reducing the chances of rigging and when jona sees the odds are no longer in his favor

see, they are even saying it to our faces, that they dont care abt services...they just want to chop national cake. And some mumu that call themselves youth will still be rooting and fighting for them. I pity our generation.

i also think ilorin shd there...bn there for 5yrs and u hardly hear anything to crime there

let me say dis is the best or most meaningful i have seen the op open on nl



i have done no 5 few times. Some pple come across as rude, condemning others, seeking attention by making silly comments or by bringing others down etc and they end up making silly grammatical blunders. Those ones deserve to be laugh at.

make he no forget to pay his pple salary, them sef want chop amala o

who r they bu\lsh*tting? Fayose is nt speaking for pdp yet pdp is writing all over him. I wonder why a Gov. Will let himself be used as a fall guy, i think FFk is playing dat fo.ol role he knows how to play already. Fayose shd just grow sense and realise the role he is playing nw is nt befitting of a govenor




but again, it is like fayose is scared of the consequence of his wrongdoings if jonathan did not win becos it looks like he is more desperate than jonathan himself.

kelvyn7:
ahh ahh, which one be mummy and daddy game again. tell us because me no know dat one ooo

the one wey i go be the daddy, the matured...mayb d prettiest go be d mummy. The rest go b children. The children go go school, leaving daddy n mummy for house covered with big wrapper....u dont want to kno the rest

folabayo1:
yea and wats wrong wit being a female?I love games

nt dat joor but d fact that u used ur chop money to play game...that is so boyish

AnnieAnnie:
Dis are all ajebo games la...

Wat abt hide n seek, who stole d meat?... Dip dip doggy, doggy step ryt out...

Dat ws fun

what abt daddy n mummy game

AnnieAnnie:
Dis are all ajebo games la...

Wat abt hide n seek, who stole d meat?... Dip dip doggy, doggy step ryt out...

Dat ws fun

what abt daddy n mummy game

folabayo1:
I played the super mario and mortal combat so tey na one meal I dey chop per day so I can av enuf money to play
Memories mehnnnn

and u r a female

we dey call dat bucket 'pail'.



The one wey dey sweet pass na to bath naked inside rain

idleness can be frustrating and can cause depression. If u have nothing worthwhile doing, then i will advice u accept the job




but u must take some things into consideration


1. How far is the place frm ur house, so u dont spend d larger % of d salary on tp and u will left wit almost notn after working ur as.s off for a whole month.

2. Is der is chance any chance of promotion or gettin bigger in dat job


3. If d job doesnt offer a bright future, then does it give u some 'free' time to look for a better one.



If the job doesnt offer any of the above, then i will advice u brainstorm on smth u can do(smth u can sell with little capital or service u can offer to pple arnd u) to feed ursef while looking for a better job.

9jatriot:
You missed the point completely bro, I don't also allow cheating even for little amounts, although I know when to draw the line and how loud to shout. His claim of being a major employer who is eager to pay a high wage informed my statement. Most employers of labour want to pay as low as they can and yet want you to work your ass out. No business organization thinks of herself as a charity organization to help you solve your problem. He just did not sound as a business man to me. I concur that I may be wrong though.

it is ok man, we r bound to see things differently based on our different views, backgrounds, experiences...that is y we r human. U have a nice day ahead

9jatriot:
Coming from a guy who open a thread about LCC not giving him complete change at the toll gate says a lot. Strange.

https://www.nairaland.com/2136136/lekki-toll-gate-staff-maliciously

bro, dis has nothing to do with d issue been discussed here. If u worked for ur money, then u will not want anybody to cheat u even N50 out of ur money. There is difference btw u tipping someone n someone cheating u. That is a bad mentality we have, if ur bank deduct N100 frm our acct., we take it as a normal thing.

nl fp is officially dead...no diff. Btw the nonsense on trending and fp nw

dont even mentione ayiegbeni


i think akwuebu, ogbeche (that one used bicycle kick deceived us in a friendly), akpoborie (this one dey hit bar like anything)

Lifebender:
If they like make them pull out or pull in and maybe even pull over.Its a two horse race already with GMB as the front runnerAbi u too are trying to buy time like jonah.


'IJVHnq IVS

And please #landers my little cousin aske mii this question just now,He said
If..
Amosun is an accountant
Fashola a SAN
Ajimobi an Accountant
Awoof Aregbesola an Engineer
Mimiko a Doctor
What is Fayose

thug

the earlier we realised shekarau is jst a pawn in dis whole thing, the better. The people behind the whole thing are just using shekarau to front. We need intelligence to know d source of their financing and weapons...we need to cut them off frm the root.