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Op i dey feel u. my current stable gal is two inches taller than i am (m not short but this gal tall). She walked pass n i followed her...i walked by her for few secs and said i want to measure my height. She showed her 32 and dat was it.

Op i dey feel u. my current stable gal is two inches taller than i am (m not short). She walked pass n i followed her...i walked by her for few secs and said i want to measure my height. She showed her 32 and dat was it.

gracile:
the latest trend now is how to woo a girl , how win her heart blah blah blah all bullcrap!
some peeps need to get a life seriously

it has bn trending since d beginning of tym, mayb not documented. Mayb u just grew some two pimples on ur chest n u jst getting noticed. Talking abt a girl doesnt mean a guy doesnt have a life, ladies will always be part of guy's life.

op, i was abt taking u serious before i confirmed u r a troll. Na u lie pass for nigeria...politics is ur calling

i don come across a few. The first step na to engage her...ask a lot intelligent questions frm her. Tell her ur views abt religion and things like dat even if it contradicts her belief(it makes it better bt argue much with her, jst flow with her). She will see u as willing n give u maximum attention.

After few meetings with her, ask her if she on watsapp or ask for her no directly telling her some questions or issues sometimes come across ur mind and u always need immediate counselling or prayer something lyk dat


after gotten her, u kno wat to do

dicefrost:
Don't fool yourself man, jw are decent and principled people, who live by bible principles. So you aint seeing as much as her lap

says who...r they not human or living in dis world. Forget that tin

op, stay one place jarey. Girls too dey ask dese question. Moreover, na mumu question n talks like dis u girls dey like...these questions are only annoying if u dont like the guy.


Open another thread

to wat end na.

u just have to reduce and make dem understand before u get married. I dont know how ur family is but they may start giving ur wife problems thinking she is d reason behind u not giving to them lyk before. You have think of u building u own family n how give as much as u can. Make dem understand and i think they shd, afterall they want the best for u. Dont they?

PrettyEmy:
Are they guys who can actually accept to date a girl without sex and will still stay faithful?
Please be sincere, I really wana know this

yes o, we still exist. I can date a gal and not ask for sex for 3 days

princealbashir:
Yes. It's very possible. It's just a matter of understanding and trust. Where there's true love, anything is possible. I'm currently in that kind of relationship. And we've been together since January 2012.

2012!!! Are u ok?

nl shd have a f.ool.ish sectn where thread like dis will be thrown to like garbage

Crocz:
My 2nd year in Uni...I was going for a stroll at night, usually to one of the reading rooms (not to read, I don't read in night classes...I was on a mission )....then there was this gurl walking in front of me receiving call, suddenly she tripped and dropped her phone...and unfortunately it fell into the gutter, what made matters worse was that the gutter was sealed but the phone dropped through the space left on the gutter seal. I helped her up and she said to me in the most calm and pitiful voice "pls help me get my phone, it fell down there'
O boi, I looked down the gutter the place dark ehn!...what do I know resides in there?.. I thought at first no way I'm gonna go down there but then what kinda man will I be if I don't help her.
So I went to the end of the gutter (fortunately for me it's dry), crawled in and proceeded to where the phone was. It felt like I was crawling round the whole world in a dark tunnel. Chai!..mosquitoes bit me, ant stung me, I hit my head, cobwebs all over my face, I even woke up some sleeping lizards ...finally, I got the phone got out and handed it over to her...waiting to claim my reward of atleast a kiss or a hug ,that's when this dude showed up and whisked her away. She was actually talking to him when she tripped and he's her bf.

In all, I didn't get a "thank you" from her stone faced bf and my market spoil that night, I had to abort my mission for that night cos I looked horrible

be of good cheer, ur reward is in heaven

na so i helped one gal frm my street pick her fone d gutter, d next day she bone face like say she neva she see me before.


I was like, no worry next time na u go fall for gutter n i no go luk ur side.

ibeere ofo

lawrenzo007:
That must be madness. I can't even finger with my right hand not to talk of sniffing a girl's pant. TUFIAKPA!!!

if u use left hand, u no go touch her g-sp*t wella be dat

lawrenzo007:
That must be madness. I can't even finger with my right hand not to talk of sniffing a girl's pant. TUFIAKPA!!!

if u use left hand, u no go touch her g-sp*t be dat

PunkyBrewster:
What's with you people & head? It this thread about getting head or sniffing panties?

If you must know, I dont find head weird but I sure do find sniffing dirty or clean underwear a bit coockoo. Happy? Damn!

girl,no need to get worked up ova nothin

PunkyBrewster:
I'd question his sanity lol. WTH?

It sounds crazy & freakish.

buh if he gives u a head, u go enjoy am and nt question his sanity...sebi?

nice write...ur head is there

it is lyk d trending section now makes sense more than fp

i see people permutating south west votes from afar...d moods of d people of south west people are crystal. They want change, most dont know the change they want...but they want change frm PDP and jonathan's admistration and who can blame them after 6 yrs of stagnation. Forget nl, I come across people frm different set of people frm south west everyday...frm student, to artisans, to market women, to professional and it is clear it will be difficult for jonathan to rake 30 to 40% of d total vote of sw unless there is a last minute mood swing or the election is rigged.

preach it pastor





i will give my own sermon if it makes fp

k

some funny comments

we are talking of arsenal great and some r mentioning fabregas...like seriously. What qualify as arsenal great

someone also calling spurs arsenal nemesis. I guess the person is talking abt the last match. I dont think Spurs have never beaten arsenal in anything head to head. Even at arsenal's worst, they were not able to beat arsenal on d epl table

jmaine:
Dunce, if you don't want to be quoted, then don't bother commenting here . . . .

ok

jmaine:
One of those ediots who believe NAF fighter jets are capable of shelling leaflet bombs . . . . . Chai !!! Dumb Nigerians . . . . .

sorry check my posts, i dont exchange words with f.ools like u because i dont want u will take me to ur level and beat me with ur experience. So dnt bother qouting me

LRNZH:
I always suspected that you, my friend, is a dumbfuck positing as an intellectual. How dare you call another dumb when he is right? You owe him a massive apology.

may u prosper in everyth u do my friend. Thank u for raining on some people parade. Some fool will come to nl and be feeling like a sage

mcwizard:
You own it man ride on we student support you GEJ

which we students r u talking abt? Is it the university students dat stayed at home for 6mths or thereabout in d name of strike or the poly students he gave extra one yr. Though ur opinion does not mean much but next time speak for urself n urself only. No thanx

Riclord001:
lol. so, how did cause of d incident leak out. husband was not in. wife is dead. or did they install cctv in d kitchen?

u na lie buster

is he now telling us, he keeps telling us wat we want to hear but keeps arm twisting jegga. He can only prospone his defeat, it will surely come

Justfollowit:
According to you even if he did hurt her so bad she should forgive him because of TRUE LOVE . You must be more ignorant than I had initially thought. Wake up! This is reality .

Feeling the same way does not mean that she has to be stupid. there is a fine line between feeling and reasoning. For her to insist on moving on he must have hurt her deeply. Unless you are a psycho, no reasonable and normal being would advise her to carry on with the relationship despite everything. He could have gone a million miles for all I care, that does not mean he cannot or will never hurt her.

You must be suffering from too much Cinderella-like tales.

i lyk d way u think. Some people seem to get carried away with love stories...this is not a script but reality. Sometimes u just have to let go even if it is hardest decision u ever take. You can be crazy in love but never a fool in love or u will get fall into a pit u may neva get out of.