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This might sound funny but it's true.

Some time last year, I met a girl and She had no nipples, heard guys were collecting their cakes from her back to back so I decided to collect my own share of the national cake too, but to my utmost surprise, during the intercourse, I was searching for her nipples to suck but found none! I only concentrated down below but was curious.

Asked her where her nipples were and she said she was born like that.

Jamb should be scrapped completely.

It's a useless organisation

Sonofgod1990:
These days na women be d provider in the family. D reverse is the case now

If your claim was true they won't be in the forest praying for a husband who will accommodate, provide and feed them for eternity

Yes, as 30 years old man, go for women who are 18-22 max. That's how it works

ErnestNc:
Don't try it o. Especially single moms in their 30's. The one I dated was 33 with series of male orbiters and friends. She had her baby daddy calling and kept contact with her exes(3 out of 6) ..hahaha.

She abandoned her 13yr old with the grand parents for 13yrs despite her financial stability, all just to avoid being a responsible woman. I tried so many times to have her daughter stay over at hers , for holidays even if it was 3days. She wouldn't allow it. The poor child would beg me to speak to her mom to let her come over.

She still prioritizes night life (night club and night parties) with her unmarried friends( circle of one female and multiple male).

I've never been so insecure my life. What's worse was I even wanted to wed her .

In the end , the same male friends she told me not to worry about were the same guys she went to sleep at their houses for 7 consecutive nights(3 different male friends ) because she was depressed and needed to be cheered up cuz we fought and I said harsh things to her . Really ?

She confessed this and still claimed nothing happened because she saw I was all in and still wants to manipulate me.

I even recalled sending her tp to transport the industrial machines she bought, and alongside her was a male friend who assisted her with the machines. Guess what? She told me the guy helped her set them up and couldn't go back home so she let him pass the night . She said nothing happened. Lol cuz I'm dumb.


Flee from single mothers pls!!! They are unrepentant. She's a single mother for a reason.

Despite all our teachings here?

What on earth were you doing with a single mother? So the men who met her, used her and left her don't have sense abi? You were the captain jack that wanted to save her?

I hope you meet another single mother soon so you can see more wonders

Saw this video online and I laughed so hard.

You'll never see men doing this nons.ense, going to the mountain, bush, forest praying for a wife. This is to tell you that women benefit more in marriage far more than men. The woman enjoys free accommodation, Free food all her life, free clothing, free money, everything is completely free for the woman while the man's bank account keeps drying up. Women know and understand these things that's exactly why they're desperately crying to get married to escape bills payment etc.

When we say men are the prize, some people will think we're joking!

pocohantas:
A community husband constantly praising his enduring wife. Every of his babymama and sidechick, he has called out for infidelity. Something he is neck deep into.

Naija men were definitely produced in a different factory.



Is he having wives or you didn't read the babymama? And how exactly is he taking care of them while constantly being a nuisance. Some of you will say anything and claim to be logical.

Did he forced those so called baby mamas to open their legs for him?

Your gender loves potable so much, including you yourself as long as money is involved. Y'all will go down and suuuuu.ck portable because he'll pay you

ZombieDredd:
Men should only give money to their wives, sisters and mothers.
These are the women he should give to.

Agreed 💯

Damilgodwin:
Boss you are actually right. Let me quickly drop my story here.

I happens to met a lady at my place of work in Lagos Because formally I was from Abuja.

This lady now my wife can greet for Africa, na so I corner her oo. Ask her what do you want na. This your greetings don too much.

It's not as if na only me she dae greet oo. Even other people too.

Fast forward I got her number, we started dating.

Omo my first trial she say she get boyfriend like so I lock up oo 😁😁, I no even give her face again. Make mama focus on her relationship na, as me I no dae beg for love.

Thinking it's over between us ehn, na so mama start excess greeting again oo. I come ask her out, na so mama confess give me say she no get boyfriend oo, that she do pull that stunt to chase guys away from her,then I gave her conditions don't ask me for food money, no asking of hair money, no asking of data money but if it's business idea I will support you.

This are basic things you can afford that's what I told her. Baba she accepted oo. She even Behind my house too. Me wae get just get two pot now don get more than 5😁😁.she lends me money to buy chairs two seaters in my room. She didn't even mind that na one room apartment I dae stay. While her parents live in 3 bedroom flat.😁😁

When I got married to her inside that one room oo, I then asked her y did you pull that stunt.

Boss she said I know you are single, handsome and if I give you peace of mind you will surely marry me.

Most ladies her the cause of their problems

Can you imagine

I enjoy your story but I'm not happy with that.

As a man, getting married to a woman shouldn't be your primary motive if you haven't made enough money yet. Becoming financially stable is what we teach men.

Staying in one room while planing for marriage isn't something I'd applaud. It's a good thing she's understanding but keep grinding. I hope your one room isn't face me I face you house? But a self contain? Because we don't teach poverty here.

We teach men to be kings, rich, physically fit by hitting the gym, becoming smart by reading books and improve in all aspects of life.

DrFunmisticGlow:
Fine then. Come up with date ideas that don't cost money, Date a lady within your budget, Or date intentionally so that you don't waste your and her time, and your money before you marry her. So it shouldn't pass 6 months.

My house is always the venue of all my dates with women! Anything aside that count me out!

U Can try and intentional man who will take you out to dates and impress you into liking him. Someone who will spend on a date what you yourself cannot spend on your own self.

If it's not my house, then relax

Op, despite all our teachings here

Mirasteel:
Rich people sound on poor girls , that's why you see baddies in lekki owning big duplex and driving luxury cars, you think those girls can afford those things themselves?

We have rich simp who can do anything for a woman. They're in politics, business class etc. plus those baddies in lekki etc uses voodoo very well on their clients

Gerrard59:
Women are hypergamous and are an expense. Women would demand things from you, and money is the fuel to supply those things. Even if na chocolate or flowers or short trips, you must show workings.

The belief that a woman who loves you won't demand from you is entirely misplaced.

Everyone likes money. Whoever wants money should go and make it for him or herself. If women are expensive as you said then they should make the money themselves and stay alone for themselves and not looking for a man to fund their expensive lifestyle

neonly:
Very true
Like one banny I wanted to take out one time
Her response was day she dey look for money to fix her hair
My reply
Let me know when u see d money and finish fixing her hair
Till date she no Hala me again

That's exactly how they are.

Delete her number and move to someone. She wanted to test her juju to see if it was going to work on you.

femi4:
Not true
Any woman who leaves you cos you cannot pay her bills does not love you

If she did not appreciate the little you can afford...let her go

Which one is she doing for you? What little is she giving you?

I'll make a post on why women doesn't demand money from rich guys

Solofresh2:
There is a lady I met back then.Some years back I gift her stuffs and some money I can actually do away with though just because I like her.
This lady is older than me.The first time I gifted her, she gifted me back until she stopped at the third time and I stopped giving the fifth time as well.She never asked me for anything during these times and I could remember she even rejected the fourth I gifted her something
Well I moved on with my life but she still comes around anytime I come to her area

I didn't date her because she is an older lady but I liked her

Giving must be reciprocated.

The problem with Nigeria women is that they're too entitled that they feel it is their almighty given right for them to demand and the man must give it to them

Bendeco02:
This is ignorant statement.

Even your sisters demands money from you.

The Bleep up is dating a jobless girl. Where do you expect her to get money if not you?

Every girl will demand money from you especially when she have no job but the difference is the rate of which she keep asking or over billing.

Love doesn't stop women from demanding money. Just that a girl that love you can't leave you because you fail to give her.

Sisters are different because it is expected of you to give them if you have.

How can a sane man dare a jobless girl?

The point is, women are completely shy or ashamed of asking money from the guy they love, esp if they know he has it. My brother, a woman who bills you recklessly doesn't love you. That's clarity. Dating a jobless girl is suicide itself

Wotowotoman:
Ogbeni, your mates dey prepare for a new work week. See wetin you siddon dey post. Tomorrow you go talk say na Tilumbu fault. Na wa o. Anyway, just continue with your misplaced priorities. Hunger is on the way

I am not the cause of your agony.

I am a business man. You can check my post on that.

garriAndsugar:
With all these daily preaching, men are still making mistakes with hungry selfish women

That's the problem we're facing with simps today

slipperyanus07:
Op u never see love u go even steal or sell ur phone just to make it up to ur gf or wife ajeh

That's exactly why as many you must love with your brains and not with your tail and emotions

Dear men,

If the cost of loving a girl is higher than your cost of living, be wise and leave her for someone who can afford her cost of living, or she may be your cost of dying. If you must maintain anything as a man, let it be your money, not your honey, and your business, not your sweetness, or it may lead to your weakness.

Yes, eating out once a month is romantic. But when you have to eat out everyday, it becomes problematic and could make you erratic. You only owe a duty of financial care to your wife. Any woman who demands that of you may affect how far you go in life.

kingthreat:
It's okay to act matured and shake hands. But for someone that has constantly vilified your personality online, it would be understandable to refuse his handshake. That's why I like Donald Trump, don't think of even coming close if you mock him.

Donald Trump won't even look at Reno twice let Reno thinking of coming close to him after attacking him online.

Donald trump alone is brutal

Eriokanmi:
I first saw it on tiktok earlier today, very eloquent a man. Kano people, please support him. All we need is someone who can represent his/her people creditably, irrespective of his/her tribe, party or religous affiliation

How is that kid eloquent? He talks and acts like a child. What is s eloquent in his childish talks and behaviour?

Dude is back.

This guy that has lots of children

Seems the mods had been waiting to move his story to FP as usual

Willy2025:
If Obi win more than his South East enclave, my mother should be questioned where she bring me from
Even the south east is going to be seriously contested this time around. APC stands to pick Imo and Ebonyi and 40% in others. Remove Edo and Delta from your calculations. That is a serious insult to the APC. As things stand now, Tinubu has 24 states already in the bag.
NDC only exists on Seun's Nairaland and popularized by a faction of the divided Obidients.

You said more than this in 2023!

Nigeria girls will gladly rush this guy despite his stature. Just have money my brother

This one has listened to MJ's music for so long that she successfully deceived her members.

APC and Reno will soon come and tell us how Nigerians are enjoying under Tinubu and that how things are so expensive in the UK and USA, meaning Nigeria minimum wage is less than 100$

Jayhome24:
You kpai already bro for thinking only obi love to be president others don't.

Tinubu failure needs to be talked about bro.

Burob:
No hope for the East to occupy Aso Rock as president till earliest 2039.

Hopefully your Ikwerre Igbo speaking brothers from Rivers State won’t come & snatch, grab, run away, & chance una for your slot then.

Make Una open eye o, no be these cho cho cho una dey do upandan.

Azikiwe and ironsi that were there are from your Yoruba village?

Lifestone:
Yet we already have 2 Yoruba President in Nigeria, what does that tell you? Pause and think again

Yet the SE already produced a president and a head of state. You seriously need to think again before you say further

Jayhome24:
And obi is not a comedian ba?

I will rather vote for this Adebayo, sowore, kachukwu, imomulen than to even reason obi at all talkless of voting for him.

I prefer make Nigeria worst than this than for me to support or reason obi.

You'll soon Kpai for no reason.

I noticed how you carefully avoided calling out the disaster in aso rock, and instead choose to attack obi. Is obi the president of Nigeria? You're suffering and you're calling out Obi 🤡