₦airaland Forum

TyroneP:
I ran into a giant mosquito today. I was so stunned! So huge!

For clarity purpose, I had to check online for the pictures of giant mosquitoes. Picture attached.

That's a terrorist mosquito. A blood bandit.
An anopheles vampire crinkum crankum sucking succubus.

It's meant to be embalmed and placed in a commercial freak museum to generate millions of dollars from viewing because it's type is rear.

Wizardslayer:
Our ancestors were right to give up their daughters in marriage at tender age, to prevent her from getting morally bankrupt.

These days our parents send their daughters to schools to perfect and learn the art of prostitution.

Giving daughters for marriage in present day is wrong. Those ya ancestors did so based on norms of that era but it's not so again. Things have changed.

Parents aren't sending kids to school for prostitution. We still have virtuous children and virtuous parenting.
Na you sabi where you dey dish ta statistics.
But a question for you.
What's ya body count?
How many girls have you slept with?

Besty9:
This can be managed let our women dress properly and let our men lower their gears everything will be all right

We are dressing well yet it's you men that doesn't control ya item.
People wey dey rape minors shey ma seductive dresses those minors they wear?
A gworo chewing man raped a one month old baby. No be juju be that? https://punchng.com/nasarawa-man-jailed-21-years-for-raping-minor/

jmoore:
Who was campaigning with 'I will handle economy while Shettima will handle insecurity'?

Be like say this is becoming irredeemable.
God airpus o.

Bankowner:
Another example of the Abuja rice pyramid. Nigeria and the penchant for window dressing to deceive are five and six.

O god airpus.
Airpus o God.
O airpus God.
God airpus o.

essentialone1:
"Mrs. Dickson had initially expressed reluctance to attend the meeting but eventually decided to honor her scheduled performance."

Sera que sera.
Que 1, sera 2 & 3.
Sera 2 & 3, que.
Que sera sera.

oz4real83:
the Oba of Benin is the father of them all. Izoduwa that was corrupted to Oduduwa was a Benin Prince who migrated to Oyo after being banished from the Benin empire. It was he that became the first Alaafin of oyo and gave birth to the first Ooni of ife and his last born also became the Oba of Benin. The yorubas will never agree that Oduduwa came from Benin. They would rather tell you either fell he from the sky or he came from Egypt using Air peace, uber cab or tesla🤣🤣🤣

The story of those people doesn't go the way you're narrating it. But no be ya fault. Na dem dey wash their linen outside. Their tribe is an envy to others in Nigeria.
Now to set ya records straight.
Izoduwa isn't Oduduwa. Oduduwa is from Oke-Ora. Ugbo people of present day Ondo State confirmed this in their sources when recounting the clash with Obatala.
One of ya Benin historians confirmed ya lost prince died while wandering.
Now to the issue of falling from sky. Oduduwa lived in the mountain terrain of Ife which is Oke-Ora (Ora Hill), Google it. That's why some said he fell from the sky. The Arabian or Egyptian tale is just a buttress to origin of blacks from Mesopotamia (Ham's father who's Noah) and migration of his descendants to Egypt, Nubia, Meroe, Waddai, Ethiopia etc which are the first black settlements. Ya Bini too possibly came from their or where will you say present day Edo Binis came from? Again about the sky issue, where did Ogisos came from? Aren't they too skylords? 😆Why you go package ya own myths and desecrate other people's own? No be juju be that? Where's the earliest source of Ogisos and who birthed the first one? Who birthed the person that birthed that first one? Are Ogisos older than Adam? Think!
The earlier you understand history of people have their myths and some shrouded beginnings that you just have to respect, the better for you so that you won't be dragged like a better pass my neighbor generator.
Am Isoko & Fula by tribe and respect other tribes.

OgaSeun:
Lol...
I was actually thinking this Datti get sense pass Obi before..
Now I know say na small

Both seem to be using same processor.
Same chip and devices.

helinues:
Amaechi is someone who can't keep secret, meaning he can't be trusted.

All in the name of I can talk, will only make you not to be trusted

Agreeably agreed.
Meanwhile is Dattin forming presidential candidate so that he can pick Amaeshin?
What of Hoebe, Antikul & midget?

kenben:
Who is Terry G? Small nyash sef dey shake. Na wah o. Turkey dey talk inside stew, fake Titus sef dey shout "I have an opinion"..🤣

Go and listen to these songs and come back for ratings. Dog their history and time they were produced and how far they reigned.
* Apako Master
* Love You sexy
* Run Mad
* Sexy Lady
* Push
* See Groove 1 & 2
* Malonogede
* Terry G.

WriteerNg:
And Russia will expel the German ambassador in their country. If they haven't already.

Do you think Russia doesn't have much to lose if WW3 break out?
Do you think Nigerians on this forum won't call you out too as an enabler of evil?
Just asking.

jayboy112233:
But some people are lucky to get job in school private schools where they pay as high as 500k

And some , with the ad ons , they get up to 8M per annum.

Should they quit also?

I dare you that such schools no reach up ton20 in the whole of Nigeria. Teachers earning up to N500K per month?
Maybe you wan say per year cos that one is realistic. Truvelisback come and see facts o.

musazulyadain:
Gaskiya, Nigeria needs a Divine Mercy and supplication.

We are adding fasting too.
Airpus o God.
O God airpus.
God airpus o.

LagosOrigin:
While the Nigerian workers are paid meager N30,000 minimum wage by tinubu

Tinubu should continue to improverish the Nigerian workers

Minimum wage is now N70K. But it's still a concern based on present change in economic situation

brain54:
Some people go just dey...

Better blessings go just locate them. that's a good woman.

Meanwhile, people wey dey thrive and hustle hard for same no go see am!

I like that he didn't wait for her to do anything for him... even though it's possible she is in better condition in terms of earning power.

I mean dude still bought a cheap wedding ring that faded after 3 weeks from his own means. Instead of relying or depending on her to take care of those things. The ring is symbolic na why she value am inspire of how faded or that he can now afford a better one.


Also the woman was wise to have known what she wanted and gone for it. Instead of waiting for a man that earns "the whole world" before marriage.


Naija girls should take notes!

Airpus o God.
O God airpus.
God airpus o.
O airpus God.

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[quote author= post=136548487]Source: https://punchng.com/man-kills-self-in-imo-over-hardship-family-neglect/[/quote]Airpus o God.
O God airpus.
Airpus God o.
God airpus o.

EponObi:
What's the color of your problem? You better go and sleep.

Like say make I bîte you.
Are you rich or radiating in sapà
See as I dey look you.

Nnamdipapa:
Ok, today I was out to do an oil change and decided to branch by my favorite Afghani store where I usually buy provisions when in the vicinity. Now, I came across an organic crate of egg for $16.99, 30 medium sized eggs in a crate.
Now, I remembered I spoke with a friend in Lagos last week who priced a similar crate of egg at 6000Naira, Yes ! you heard me right! 6000Naira! Folks in Nigeria do not know how good they have it Living in Nigeria so next time you complain about Nigeria, remember a fresh organic crate of egg goes for N6000 and things are way cheaper in Nigeria compared to the western countries.

So, there is something that should make one happy living in Nigeria
I am waiting on pins and needles for the minimum wage crew.

EponObi or what's ya name, what's the cost of living in that country you are?
You're in UK right. Am there too and knew fingers of UK pipu are bigger than that of Nigerians. So no make me reason ya matter for this weekend.

fuckJones:
Do not mistake independence for power; power requires a relationship.
To cultivate this: possess a talent and creative skill that simply cannot be replaced.

Wike understand this law and is working for him

Airpus o God.
O God airpus.
God airpus o.
Waaaaaa AAA ass ass aaaa

okpouman:
that's what am saying only oral accounts exist,unlike benin were you see royal houses of supposedly conquered people claiming Benin origin,plus benin style dresses,chieftaincy titles etc,thats solid evidence,but no other peoples seem to have oyo titles and royal evidence,for oyo,no royal house outside oyo claims oyo origin.


or the fulani were evidences of their conquering rule exist in hausa kingdoms, ilorin and bida .

According to historical accounts of some southwest tribes, they migrated from Oyo Royal houses. You can check Ota people on Google.

Fiscus105:
I doubt if you understand the picture above.

Airpus o God.
O God airpus.
God airpus o.

okpouman:
What I don't understand about this oyo empire and it's claims of empire status is that, there's no great art of oyo empire, no great architecture or ruins,no great expeditions or far reaching influence or traditions from other peoples that attest to its claims of empire except Dahomey, the Ibadan even have more evidence of their conquering than oyo proper.

Oyo empire status seem to cover only Dahomey, probably parts of Nupe and the bariba areas.

There are evidences from accounts of their conquests which reached Ghana. The empire was destroyed and the ruined were barely taken care of.
Their existing artifacts were only some few cloth decorations, calabash deco etc.
But this their new king get issues. He was just crowned and should thread gently. The one he's dragging issue with is like a father to him. In history, Oni gave birth to Alaafin.

Disgrace their country.
Country their disgrace
Their country's disgrace.

Am sad feeling.
Sad am feeling.
Feeling am sad.
Sad feeling am.
Feeling sad am
Am feeling sad

Am sad feeling.
Sad am feeling.
Feeling am sad.
Sad feeling am.
Feeling sad am
Am feeling sad.

Fiscus105:
I still don't know why women easily melt for men who are famous, they can do anything for them. All these Nigeria actors that are not even rich, the way they are recklessly lifestyle with ladies ehn. Not limited to celebrities, even pastors/imams.

God forbid. Make I pay man for wetin man suppose pay me for?

SeeWahala:
lies. its just in a few hospitals and not all dialysis machines (the ratio of FG subsidized dialysis machines are like 1:10). even the 12k payment isn't sacrosanct and its above that price for the government owned machines.

lies and APC are like siamese twins

ok.

Thobby02lawbar:
Nice one... Equality for all religions. I would love to see how it goes though. Would it be colourful like xmas? Or meatfull like Sallah?

Be like say dem never start to dey observe trado holidays for all states. Yet they're entitled to their own public holidays too like other two major religions. They're entitled to ask for their right.

Una do well

almarthins:
How do you notify a company that's nowhere to be found?

I know a company that is registered in randle avenue, but has never operated in that vicinity. The same company is not in operation any more today, but the name is still searchable on CAC website.

How do you notify such company?

If that's the case then can was right

Dazzay:
Power of negotiating. He didn't give Trump chance to dictate where the next meeting will be held. He said it himself.

You dey expect him to invite him to Abuja or ya village?
It's a common sense thing to invite him to Moscow. Stop masturbàting on matter wey no need argument.