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Politics / Re: Hardship: Tinubu Adopted Solutions Promised By Peter Obi & Atiku — Shettima by goodmuscopi(m): 8:53pm On May 03
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This your source no get sauce I beg.
Family / Re: Breaking: The Price Of Cooking Gas Drops To N500 Per Kg! by goodmuscopi(m): 5:33am On Dec 02, 2023
Knetpro:
Would it not be great if the price of cooking gas can actually come crashing down to 500 naira per kg?

Most certainly it would.

And not just cooking gas.

What about fuel, diesel and kerosene?

It would be great indeed if their prices can also come crashing down too.

But, the way things stand right now, that seems like a tall dream indeed.

And everyone, both rich and poor, must continue to buy gas, diesel, fuel and kerosene with severe pains.

Meanwhile, Christmas is just a few days away...

And there is no joy anywhere.

As it is now, many people do not even know if they will be able to celebrate the festivities or not.

What makes it even worse is that...

There is no hope of an end to the problem anytime soon.

But, what if I tell you that there is a unique and powerful product that is helping thousands of smart Nigerians RIGHT NOW to reduce their daily consumption on gas, diesel, fuel and kerosene?

And which you too can use to minimize your daily expenses on gas, diesel, fuel and kerosene, thereby helping you to save thousands of naira on your consumption every month?

So, instead of buying gas at 950 naira per kg, you actually get it for less than 500 naira per kg!

Excited already?

I am sure you must be!

But, before revealing the big secret, let me tell you a short story.

There is this single mother of 2 lovely children by name Madam Modupe.

She owns a restaurant at Opebi area in Lagos.

Her restaurant is a very popular spot for many amala and ewedu lovers.

Madam Modupe knows her craft so well that her cooking attracts people from far and near.

As a matter of fact, many of her loyal customers do not miss eating at her restaurant at least once every day.

Indeed, Madam Modupe's cooking business is thriving and doing well.

But, she is not happy.

Since the price of fuel and gas went up by over 300%, Madam Modupe has not been finding it easy.

On average, she spends 18,000 naira on just gas and fuel expenses every day.

Her 12.5kg gas cylinder finishes in JUST ONE DAY, costing her 11,875 naira.

And she spends 6,700 naira to buy 10 liters of fuel to power her generator.

So, in all, she spends...

11,875 naira + 6,700 naira = 18,575 naira

Every single day.

Now just imagine removing 18,575 naira from her profit every day.

The money she is left with at the end of the day is not up to 10,000 naira for all the stress and labour that she goes through every day.

To say the least, Madam Modupe was very sad and unhappy every time she thought about the lamentable situation.

And she was groaning miserably under the heavy weight of this huge economic burden.

But there was nothing she could do about it.

Until one fateful day when Ade, one of her regular customers, visited her store and showed her a product.

Ade explained to her that this product helps to reduce the burn rate of gas, fuel, diesel and kerosene, thereby making them to last longer.

Madam Modupe could not believe what she was hearing.

Continuing, Ade confided in her that he had been using this same product to make his gas and fuel last long for about a month before visiting her shop that day.

As you can expect, Madam Modupe was very happy and excited at this discovery.

And she JUMPED at it without thinking twice.

She immediately got the product from Ade and began using it.

The first time she used it, Madam Modupe experienced a huge shock similar to that of several lightning bolts jolting through her entire body.

Her 12.5kg gas cylinder that used to be exhausted within one day lasted for 2 days.

And at the end of that week, she was able to save the money for three (3) 12.5kg gas cylinders

That is...

= 11,875 naira X 3 = 35,625 naira

And she also saved the money for 3 liters out of every 10 liters of fuel she purchased.

Again, that is...

= 670 naira X 3 X 6 days (excluding Sundays) = 12,060 naira

So, total savings from gas and fuel for one week

= 35,625 naira + 12,060 naira = 47,685 naira

By the end of that month of October, she had saved

47,685 naira X 4 weeks = 190,740 naira

But, how much did she spend to buy the product?

A sachet of the product is 8,000 naira and she bought 6 sachets for that month

So, money spent to purchase the product

= 6 sachets X 8,000 naira = 48,000 naira

Therefore, the money saved from using this product on her gas

= 190,740 naira - 48,000 naira = 142,740 naira

In ONE MONTH.

That is HUGE.

Now, multiply that amount for one year.

It translates to 142,740 naira X 12

= 1,712,880 naira

That is over 1.7m savings for just one year.

How much do you think that would amount to in 5 years?

Enough money to start a new building, of course!

As you can imagine, Madam Modupe was beside herself with joy at this awesome discovery.

And her countenance changed completely.

Now if you see her, she is always happy and cheerful and no longer dull and gloomy.

When I learned about Madam Modupe's experience, I wasted no time in getting the product for myself.

So far, I have sold 20,000 naira worth of the product within 3 days of getting it.

Honestly, I would have sold more if not that the people in my area are still full of doubt and fear that the product might now work.

And that is because it is a new product and it takes time for a new product to gain the acceptance of people everywhere.

But imagine when the first set of people who have purchased the product come to share their success stories.

They will come back to buy the product again.

Guess from who?

Me, of course!

The best part is that they will help me spread the word about this miracle product which helps to make gas, diesel, fuel and kerosene last longer - for FREE!

By the way, it is happening already.

Just this morning, my wife and I were woken up from bed by someone who needed the product.
Too long and boring. Why write so long and so boring epistle just to promote free book. You are a thief. Tell us what you are up to

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Romance / Re: Why Would A Man Reach Out To An Ex Of 10+ Years Out Of The Blue ? by goodmuscopi(m): 2:55pm On Dec 01, 2023
Ifemelu80:
Hi,

My ex called me yesterday, out of the blue, after 14 years of radio silence.
He was my first love and I thought we were in a relationship for 3 years only to find out I was just his side piece to the side piece.
He broke up with me by blocking me on his phone and social media and that was it.

I love the fictional story but let's pretends
You must be a child when you guys first dated and now you are made and yet unlucky with men, he want to use you to get better.

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Politics / Re: The Implication Of China Visiting Nigeria With Three Warships by goodmuscopi(m): 10:07am On Jul 03, 2023
Nsogbu001:
We saw in the news that China visited Nigeria with three warships to strengthen their bilateral relations. Contrary to that, there's more to their visit. China is very smart. They know what they are doing and they know what they want.
Listen carefully. You can share your own opinion too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhZhvIw0slc



wetin this one know rest abeg. She is just promoting her chanel but she is better than those YouTubers with ugly voices explaining trash 🗑️ while playing another person video
Education / Re: Both Real & Fake 2023 UTME Top Scores Are From Anambra by goodmuscopi(m): 10:00am On Jul 03, 2023
Ezeama400:
When it comes to Education give it to Igbos..

From Waec, Neco , Jamb and international exams, they are leading back to back for many years. These are the people that don't school on Mondays.. What would now happen when they resume Monday activities ?

People that sleep in classroom from Monday to Friday are competing with NE and NW..

Intelligence/Brilliance Is natural gift from God, if you don't have it you don't have it no matter your struggle



well done. No wonder one of you is manipulating score. This explains why they are leading in scores and not in life.

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Crime / Re: Lagos Businessman Spreads Widow's Nude Photos, Demands Refund Of Love Expenses by goodmuscopi(m): 1:54am On Jul 03, 2023
dre11:




https://punchng.com/dangerous-romance-lagos-bizman-spreads-widows-nude-photos-demands-refund-of-love-expenses/

Nlfpmod

Next time pls summarize your news abeg. What kind of copy and paste is this.

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Education / Re: The Shocking Reasons Behind Apostle Chibuzor Chinyere's Collapse| Phemight Gist by goodmuscopi(m): 8:22am On Jul 02, 2023
LETS REPORT THIS POST FOR VIOLATING RULE 8

say no to fake news

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Family / Re: If You Knew What You Know Now, Would You Marry Your Spouse? by goodmuscopi(m): 7:43pm On Jun 30, 2023
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sure I will




because I know nothing
Family / Re: If You Knew What You Know Now, Would You Marry Your Spouse? by goodmuscopi(m): 7:40pm On Jun 30, 2023
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Sure I will.



truth is, I know nothing.
Celebrities / Re: Check Out Rapper Kanye West New Look (pics) by goodmuscopi(m): 12:12pm On Jun 30, 2023
Rokiat:


Thank you so much for consoling me now I will sleep better. cry cry cry I had even lost sleep over this issue and now I even refused to eat, I was kinda Considering suicide now. cry I really appreciate your comment you are a legend thanks so much buhahahahahahaahahahahbaaha!!


grin
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visit President Tinubu In Lagos Behind Close Door (Photos) by goodmuscopi(m): 12:10pm On Jun 29, 2023
LordviccoDaGuru:


You do your worst talk any lie you want. I just received ₦950,000 now for the post I created about Peter Obituary on Nairaland grin grin It's call Tinubu Mobilisation Network it's really good to work for APC am a proud follower of PMB ❤️❤️❤️❤️

grin Mumu dey post screenshot come and learn

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Business / Re: CBN Sets N50,000 As Daily Limit On Contactless Payments by goodmuscopi(m): 6:29am On Jun 29, 2023
"Seek knowledge" is a commandment from Allah. Yet people are making comments out of ignorance this sallah season.

do you know what contactless transactions are?

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Business / Re: CBN Sets N50,000 As Daily Limit On Contactless Payments by goodmuscopi(m): 6:11am On Jun 29, 2023
Bebigiby1:
Before the 2023 presidential election, I warned Nigerians about the consequences of allowing Tinubu and APC's evil government to continue, many in this forum didn't listen but continue to support the evil government. This new policy is not so different from policies under Emefiele that led to the current economic disastrous situation we are facing today. Until Nigerians decide to overlook tribe, religion and fight these evil leaders things may get worse.... As it stands it is not getting better....

This policy just like the naira swap policy will violate people's right to spend and earn. It will further destroy Nigeria's economy....

Don't be so forward. when You are ignorant of the subject matter.
Can you even define what contactless transaction is?

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Business / Re: CBN Sets N50,000 As Daily Limit On Contactless Payments by goodmuscopi(m): 6:09am On Jun 29, 2023
OneCandleAway:
Does that mean we can't transfer more than 50k
No. Most of those comment are out of ignorance. ATM MOBILE APP are not contactless transactions. Most of us don't even know what it is.

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Business / Re: CBN Sets N50,000 As Daily Limit On Contactless Payments by goodmuscopi(m): 6:03am On Jun 29, 2023
PHIPEX:
I noticed this nonsense today on my account. This is another policy somersault. This people are only interested in frustrating Nigerians.

How do you peg my daily transfer to 50k meaning we should all return to queuing in the banking hall? Why are we returning to 1990 Banking system instead of going forward?

You don't even know what contactless transaction mean. Before jumping into the thread

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visit President Tinubu In Lagos Behind Close Door (Photos) by goodmuscopi(m): 5:54am On Jun 29, 2023
RingRoadMafia:
Pictures of Victor Adaojo AKA Lordviccodaguru, a nairaland scammer who sells free browsing cheats for 1k. But claims to work at the Aso Rock Villa
OTILO

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Romance / Re: This Single Picture Shows The Harsh But Sad Reality Of Life (photo) by goodmuscopi(m): 7:22am On Jun 23, 2023
MrBrownJay1:
very foolish photo...one is about a few rich people spending their money the way they see fit; the other is about people breaking the law trying to enter countries illegally. not even remotely the same.
Thanks for standing out some people need reorientation ASAP
Nairaland / General / Is Education Subsidy Gone? by goodmuscopi(m): 2:15pm On Jun 20, 2023
Just like fuel subsidy, It's obvious FG want to replace tuition free tertiary education with student loan.
Don't forget that electricity subsidy is on its way out as new pricing regim is on its way.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Needs Two Things Today In Today's Court Session by goodmuscopi(m): 2:46pm On May 10, 2023
keymatt:
That tells you somebody who's confident about his case. Jesus Christ slept through a severe storm in the sea and nothing happened to him.
All Peter Obi need now is to rest and sleep because his case is a walk over.
But when Tinubu slept in Emir palace you were masturbating over it
Hypocrites osi

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Celebrities / Re: Check Out Rapper Kanye West New Look (pics) by goodmuscopi(m): 2:03am On Apr 29, 2023
Rokiat:
Two cueless male species above me (above the first two) completely clueless and find it hard to believe a woman can look good and post her pics on her profile and not actually be interested in no man.

These people reasoning so low I sometimes wonder.

I been a member here since 2006 registered under Rokiatu and yet not one man has come out to say anything if I was really here looking for man as they claimed. Someone should have come out by now with solid evidence that they fu…cked me or even meet up with me.

Do you know how many DMs I get on the regular and not only from nairaland my instagram Facebook etc?

These fools really think I am here looking for a man, I just like to have fun and I am obsessed with myself and why not so imma always post my pics.

The whole being a man claim is just funny to say the less lmao.


On a flip note if I was really looking for clients I wouldn’t even come on nairaland home of a lot of broke and misogynist men lol da fu…..ck.

Your are pained. Obviously.
Sorry eh

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Is Not Signatory To Campaign Account - Aisha Yesufu Tells Olunloyo by goodmuscopi(m): 5:27am On Apr 17, 2023
Penguin2:
Aisha Yesufu, one of the prominent faces in Peter Obi’s presidential campaign council, has berated self-acclaimed investigative journalist, Kemi Olunloyo for lying against the presidential candidate of the Labour Party in the just concluded presidential elections in Nigeria.

Kemi had claimed, through a tweet, that Mr Obi’s detention in the UK on Easter Eve had something to do with illicit movement of funds which are allegedly proceeds of campaign donations during the just concluded elections.

Miss Kemi went ahead to claim that Mr Obi had the sole control of funds donated by supporters during the elections and that not even Yusuf Datti, his running mate, had any idea of the movement of funds to and from the account.

This claim by Kemi became popular amongst the supporters of the APC and Tinubu as the tried to popularize the narrative by retweeting and sharing the tweet


Lie_Muhammed spotted. That is not kemi olunloyo's handle. Check @KemiOlunloyo, the legit hand of Dr Kemi Olunloyo
Politics / Re: Binani Gives Acceptance Speech After Being Illegally Declared Governor (Video) by goodmuscopi(m): 10:47pm On Apr 16, 2023
MrBiGGEST:
The reason why some of you are attacking her is simply because she' represents a win for APC.

Most of you are too shallow minded and sentimental to acknowledge the bigger picture lipsrsealed

CAN YOU PLEASE SHOW US THE BIGGER PICTURE?

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Business / Re: FG Bars Online Banks From Accessing Customers’ Photos, Contacts by goodmuscopi(m): 3:02pm On Apr 10, 2023
ivolt:

Where you forced to borrow the money?
You went to Playstore, download the app, registered and apply for a loan
with no threats employed in any of this process.

You have family and friends who can give you loan with zero interest
but you chose a profit driven company instead for obvious reasons.

You also have your normal banks who would also not give you loan without collateral.

No loan companies will give you a non-collateral loan at a normal interest rate.
Never.




God will bless you. Don't mind hypocrites playing victim.
Business / Re: FG Bars Online Banks From Accessing Customers’ Photos, Contacts by goodmuscopi(m): 2:58pm On Apr 10, 2023
Kriss216:

They have Okash And Easi money.


Blueridge microfinance bank owns okash and easy moni not opay. They used opay platform up till last year but that has stopped
Business / Re: FG Bars Online Banks From Accessing Customers’ Photos, Contacts by goodmuscopi(m): 10:11am On Apr 10, 2023
Yukov:
Opay has been calling me for the some days now to repay loan I did not take and have never taken in my life.

Wahala

Pele o, she u no say Opay no dey give loan?

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