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It looks like its a nice car can it go for 1.7? Would like to inspect it ASAP. Will be around Ikeja tomorrow. Thanks

Fellow Nairalanders. I desperately need the services of mail delivery personnel who delivers mails and gets paid per delivery. I know the way to FedEx and DHL. I'm not delivering parcels but letters and it should cost less please. You could be helpful and send me response at agalawmails@gmail.com. Thanks

What with MTN Uganda losing billions in mobile money scam and the same MTN leading the way in Nigeria mobile money transaction.

Personally, I have had to suffer a four hours delay due to lack of internet access which is one of the main payment options. I dont think I can use an internet option to transfer money and watch the network or the server go down midway. I might lose my money in so doing.
We might need vaults in our homes or go primitive by digging and saving money under the soil.

Barring any last minute delay, the CBN would go ahead with its planned Cashless economy in 9-days time, having begun since January without the proposed service charge.
How has it affected you so far, and what stumbling blocks do you see ahead of its full implementation. Share your thoughts.

I honestly dont know why people will complain about this new NL. Checking NL on mobile now is so sweet. Its your site and you can do it as you wish even as it is for the benefit of users but they dont know yet. Seun please tweak and make the visualisation more friendly, bring out the best for us.

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NL phone engineers. Please I need to solve a problem on my Samsung Chat 222. Java error is the main problem as you might be aware. After researching I found out I can change java parameters by entering *#52828378#. This has not changed anything though. I need help really with this as I need an operamini to browse with on the phone cos the default browser is not too tight. HELP. Thanks

If GEJ promised a thousand buses and I am yet to see one in Lagos. I doubt SURE is working 50% as expected.

Austin Oniwon! God punish your papa and mama dem. This is one of the Idiotic elements that would prefer a nation of million beggars.

Is this an act of God or an act of man?

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Poster Thor. I have not called anyone names here before but I am afraid that you must be an idiot or uninformed to be com paring these two countries. Nigeria is the only oil producing country that imports fuel. That is ridiculous, insane and unprecedented in the whole world. Things are not right.

Please everyone, this is not a joking matter. I commend the efforts of the original poster. I could have been long dead on this road if not for God. This road really needs an overhead bridge because it is an eight lane road on which you must sprint for your life to cross with the roaring noise of juggernauts in your ear drums. It is not a good thing to see school children crossing this road daily. I cross this road to get to work everyday because I don't have a choice than to do it. The nearest overhead bridge is at 1st Pedro, miles from Gbagada and the Gbagada link bridge is not a pedestrian bridge. Should I back oncoming traffic to cross? What is the point then. And who says you cant build pedestrian bridges all over? I dare to say that is a wrong reasoning please, it is not only necessary but expected for a government that values the lives of its citizenry. No one needs to be told that Nigerian government does not value our lives. I'll quit the job if nothing changes, I cannot go and die because of a job, Yes, I can quit my job but these children must continue to go to school. Concerned authorities should please be contacted to do something about it.

This movie debuted in Nigerland and exclusive to Nigerland. It is not yet rated by the Video Census Board but you can be sure it is +18, the board will be sorted later, my brother works there. But you can only finish watching this movie if the Power Holding Company of the Nigerland does not strike, I pray so because you will have a futuristic view of the giant of Africa. However you’ll be making a mistake if you attribute the giant status to Nigerland’s achievement. The giant attribution is in terms of the population and nothing more. If we are to go by the scripts of this movie which no one knows the writer, the lead actor is a Doctor Johnny from Balsa state in Nigerland and he came to light like a thief in the night. By the time the over 168million Nigerian viewers finish watching this movie most of them will be weary, hunger stricken and regretful. The only thing on their minds will be to see 2015 come and go.

Act 1 scene 1
Doctor was a Deputy Governor in Balsa state of Niger land and arose to be the Governor due to his former boss Alams’s impeachment. He was also a Governor for some time but by some stint of luck he was offered the second national seat at Aso villa, the most beautiful villa in Nigerland meant for the first citizen of that land. He did not achieve anything meaningful while he was a Governor in Balsa state and that is why his promotion is said to be a lucky one. He packed from Balsa state to Aso villa and there he quietly followed his boss running errands when necessary. He followed his master without any query and was ready to wash his master’s car if asked to do so. He didn’t expect to be in that office it just came knocking at his door and once it came, he venerated that office and despised any opposition even when he had not earned it. He was also proving to some hawks in Balsa state that he now had the revered federal might.

Act 1 scene 2
Doctor’s master got ill and passed away. By the laws of Nigerland, Doctor should sit on his master’s seat. Some hawks didn’t want him to, some wanted him to, and eventually he got the backing and prodding from someone that was powerful and sat on it. Sitting on a seat he didn’t dream about Doctor was joyful, he had the chance to even contest for that seat in the coming elections of Nigerland soon but he was afraid. He could not say it. He kept mum for some time but again prodded to talk, he announced he was running for the office and with that he sent some people into apprehension mode and made others go into jubilation mode.

Act 1 scene 3
Doctor went into the race against powerful opposition forces. He had the support of many people. Some factors came to play too, religion, ethnicity, and most unfortunately some emotional jargons were used to persuade some Nigerlanders to vote for doctor. He contracted some persons to run an electronic campaign by bookfacing on the web, and this brought some others especially youths to his camp. Doctor won the election, and immediately showed us how feeble he was when some disgruntled elements had a field day in committing arson and massacres, he sat by and watched their victims die, only to come and give monetary compensation. It was then I got to know that families of victims can get richer and assailants can go scot free.

Act 2 scene 1
Doctor was sworn in as an elected and not a circumstantial president this time, he promised to lace the road with gold and silver as they are wont to do. He urged foreign direct investment and went to shop for people with brains, the likes of Okonjo Iweala, the world bank officer who was compensated by a better office in the world bank after she talked the government to repay some ridiculous debt we were said to be owing, Rueben Abati a member of the fourth estate of the realm and our foremost government critic, to mention a few, who he felt would make a difference in his government. With such appointments Nigerlanders thought the sky was the limit of Doctor and his team, little did they know that the days ahead will be tough. Sequel to the election result massacre in the previous scene, he set up a panel to investigate the carnage and gave hope to the families of the deceased. He started his reign as the third president of the fourth republic. Nigerians were expectant, at least those that voted him in the last elections.

Act 2 scene 2
While Act 1 Scene 3 was playing on, some religious sect known as haram boko, upped their game against the government. By the time Doctor was sworn in, haram boko became more daring. We thought Doctor was going to curb them. He had brains in government at least, the brain and brawn of Iweala for instance that opposed amnesty. [Flashback] Okonjo Iweala during Obasanjo’s government said government will not dialogue with (criminals), militants. Did government not do so to make peace eventually?
Haram boko has made live unbearable for some Nigerlanders that they had to forget their constitutional right to stay in anywhere of Nigerland. They have gone back to their states and in some cases neighbouring states to seek refuge. Even indigenous members of these haram book states do not feel safe. It is not surprising that Doctor cannot tackle the problem created by haram boko, his assumption of office was just for the craze to be in that seat, not to do anything serious. I cannot see anything done in the past by Doctor by which we can measure his expectations in the seat. After all a brighter future should give us signs today. I need someone to show me the signs of a brighter future, I am not blind but I cannot see any.

Act 2 Scene 2
Not long after Doctor sat on the prestigious seat, he announced his intentions to make the seat occupied for once and for seven years instead of four. He made us know that his transformation agenda was actually tears-formation. This scene was still playing before Power Holding Company of Nigerland struck as they are wont to. Light is gone I cannot watch anymore. I cannot fuel my generator, it’s almost January, I have to scrape as much as possible to go through the promised hard times. However, typical of Nigerland movies, remember the characters are from Nigerland and the movie is set in Nigerland, you can tell what will happen in them when you watch them to certain stages. I can tell likewise in this movie that poverty will be walking jubilantly and residing in many homes of Nigerland. Healthcare will go on leave and because kerosene subsidy will soon follow, more woods will go into the fire to prepare our meals. Someone told me that Abacha stove would soon return to our homes. What I cannot tell about the movie is whether it will cause a revolt by Nigerlanders? Whether it is the tinderbox to make Nigeria toe the path of its predicted disintegration? I hope this movie will not have a Season II, I’ll cry if it does. As if it will bother them, am I the first to cry?
After watching this part of this movie, I thought about why Doctor would want to remove fuel subsidy? Diesel subsidy is gone now fuel is going, later kerosene subsidy will go too. Why does he want to bring back toll gates? I smell a rat, removal of subsidy is meant to improve infrastructure, and does that not include roads? Or why toll gates on our roads again? Oh, double taxation for the roads, so that they can be six lanes and in good shape. No, I concluded, Doctor is certainly delusional.

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It happened to me too. The stupid company recharged me after 72 hrs. Have you also noticed how calls cant go through even when you recharge. Glo is something else. It amazes me if they dont know these is happening.

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I dont trust labour or the NASS, I only trust us. Do you know how we can stop this impending subsidy removal. Share your thoughts in this group on facebook. “No subsidy removal”

I dont trust labour or the NASS, I only trust us. Do you know how we can stop this impending subsidy removal. Share your thoughts in this group on facebook. “No subsidy removal”

I dont trust labour or the NASS, I only trust us. Do you know how we can stop this impending subsidy removal. Share your thoughts in this group on facebook. “No subsidy removal”

I dont trust labour or the NASS, I only trust us. Do you know how we can stop this impending subsidy removal. Share your thoughts in this group on facebook. “No subsidy removal”

I dont trust labour or the NASS, I only trust us. Do you know how we can stop this impending subsidy removal. Share your thoughts in this group on facebook. “No subsidy removal”

I dont trust labour or the NASS, I only trust us. Do you know how we can stop this impending subsidy removal. Share your thoughts in this group on facebook. “No subsidy removal”

I dont trust labour or the NASS, I only trust us. Do you know how we can stop this impending subsidy removal. Share your thoughts in this group on facebook. “No subsidy removal”

I dont trust labour or the NASS, I only trust us. Do you know how we can stop this impending subsidy removal. Share your thoughts in this group on facebook. “No subsidy removal”

I dont trust labour or the NASS, I only trust us. Do you know how we can stop this impending subsidy removal. Share your thoughts in this group on facebook. “No subsidy removal”

I dont trust labour or the NASS, I only trust us. Do you know how we can stop this impending subsidy removal. Share your thoughts in this group on facebook. “No subsidy removal”