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follypimpi:

Good luck then,i forgot to add whats your mileage cos i only do FAST cars.

follypimpi:

Are u serious ??

Well u gast prove u r berra dan my recent babes these r the criterias i judge with.

1. Are u lepa ? size 8 or 10

2. Do u have nice legs

3. R u a bedroom gladiator

4. How flat is your tummy

5. Can u cook ?
Let me know and i will divorce for u ASAP

Pharoh:
Greetings to everyone ooo especially  

follypimpi:

Warned u about linkin em boiz in M.J pants,u need a real MAN the likes of me,chamosex u shld be gunnin for.

Mr Cork:
But on a serious note, Your wife comes first.

Moms are wonderful and we should respect them but at the point you marry someone they become number one in your world. You make it clear to your mom that while she may not care for your wife she will treat her with respect if she wants to continue to be a part of your future life

korayday:
Lol @ your all your moments,

@ google i join the masses, we need pics for evidence, lmao

Efe Ekarume:
Every blessed time a visitor leaves the house, I and my brother would smell the chair they sat on before to check whether they had messed. And God bless the visitor if he had farted. We would singout slowly ' Fu Fu they don mess'

Dual Core:
Lets start from where you want to start from 

ok so lets get it started then 

u are sooooo sweet

~Bluetooth:
must be Atiku or Ibb

hehehe their plan don fail

they dont know Oby is the real okija-juju of nigeria  

blacksta:
No more fighting anyone - so o ti gbo

Dual Core:
K baby, I'm waiting. Whatchu got for me?

everything on the menu boo depends on where u want to start from

i am more dan capable

Dual Core:
Come make I skatarize ya head with plenty loff

oya lemme skatarize you too  

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^U better not be refering 2 me bishhh. . .i don't know u like dat & nobody called u names so watch d space.[/color]

Dual Core:
^ Are you serious? Hmmmm, why do you make me want you so much? Wetin you give me chop?
Keep giving it to me baby, nice and easy

its the love baby

i feel the same way too

Dual Core:
Mmmmm baby, I missed you. Where have you been eh? I don find you tire. I've asked over a million people . . ."have you seen my googles?"

Come let me kiss those lips and sing delightful tunes to you.

djcrucifix:

can we see them?

see wat ?  

Nameenamee:
@ goggle: Nna men!! u funny, i dey gbadun your yarns jare

Dual Core:
Where is my googles?  

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]U really aimin 4 dat stroke right? [/color]