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I will carry placard and protest if you are unbanned .I must rish fity towsan before they lift ya ban

MrsEve:
I will pay 10 million nairas just to throw mr cock in the incinerator,

***slams the auction hammer*** GBAM

Cork sold to the highest bidder .

Candyness:
$800 for Mr Cork

up your bid. . .word has it dat a private bidder has raised the bar to $810

Dyt:
erm sowi can we bid lower
i think gollum can offer nt morew dan 0.002cedis

Oh my Mofo is dat worthless. . .shyt we are throwing him in the thrash bin.

we sell real deals not shyts

MrsEve:
That too much for some dingaling (dikk), she can have him,  

He is one of the eligible, young, intelligent men we have in stock . . . he cant come for the price of a dummy  

MrsEve:
(laughing)  

Wait, white women that look like Gollum from Lord of the Rings or Gandalf from Lord of the Rings?

Gollum will be my pick  

I act in the absence of Jomo Gbomo the auctioneer : any higher bid for Mofo'419  

going going ! bid ladies. . . errr prefarably white ladies  

tell her how boring and lazy my day has been

Its the auctioneer's decision to take jaybee off the list. . .a long time client placed a heavy bid on him privately but if you can beat her bid by 10,000

and prove that you can take good care of the man if hez sold to yuh. We can arrange the papers ASAP

gimme me pls

Chamosex and Debosky - off the list {private auction }

Jaybee sef off the list {auctioneer's decision :he has been bought by a very special client}

other items men are still very much available

I am hungry

beat him at the pacman game

Lol. . .by the end of the month it will catch you and eat your dolondonlo up

@cork. . . not working

^^^ lol. . . .wat insolence ? now they make me feel like an olodo

@op

am a stealer . . .chaii my sister must not cash me today

I thots we had an agreement that you remove the "googles" keys off your keyboard ?

Wat kind of dumb myth is dat ? Michelle Obama is not the prettiest woman around and her husband is the luckiest man alive.

Please unban jamace wen I hit 50,000 on the pacman thread

until then Ban! Ban ! Ban ! Ban ! Ban! 

Why do i have to go to school sef ?

Thank you lord. for I see lots of good things coming my way this nu' month

Duh ! wat kind of dumb kweshun is this ?. . . Hopefully, you 'll get an answer by the end of the year

Happy b'day poster. . . have fun today

Wat a joker !

Aloy+Emeka:
Who is we?

You and I nah. . .oh you want to start denying shey ?

many rivers to cross - jimmy cliff

lol. . .funny enuf i like it. I think its catchy

close your eyes

I'll spank you

Drop your phone

Go to bed