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Crime › Re: This Is Naomi Solomon She Is A Scammer by Gotocourt: 4:01pm On Sep 27
Naomi Smart/Solomon.

Politics › Re: Cosmas Maduka: Ex-Plateau Governor Wanted A ₦40m Car To Be Invoiced For ₦80M by Gotocourt: 3:48pm On Sep 27
yarimo:
1999 to 2015 plateau state governors were PDP members, I can't find where the business man said APC governor. He only said former plateau state governor. Hehehe Mr lienus is like you think people won't read before commenting 😆😆😆
Drop your aza make i wire you 4 data. He said the Governor b4 this one 🤷‍♂️.
Politics › Re: Cosmas Maduka: Ex-Plateau Governor Wanted A ₦40m Car To Be Invoiced For ₦80M by Gotocourt: 3:44pm On Sep 27
We all know is Governor Simon Lalong, the idiot stays away from jos. He left minister position to Senate. He built a #B bridge in his LGA after leaving governance to reduce the money 💰. Emilokan wanted dealing with his excesses despite being his campaign DG in 2023. Shendam (his LGA) doesn't have electricity for almost 25years. What a waste 🗑 😪.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Moves Return Trip After Last-Minute Change In Plans by Gotocourt: 3:34pm On Sep 27
Emilokan is recharging his life grin.
Crime › Re: 54-Year-Old Teacher Arrested For Defiling 10-Year-Old Girl In Adamawa by Gotocourt: 2:29pm On Sep 27
My stomach ached angry, what's all this undecided
Politics › Re: Feudal Federalism: The 60-Year Lie That Has Held Nigeria Hostage by Gotocourt: 2:18pm On Sep 27
Nigeria needs to go back to Fedralism. Not regional but states should contribute to the center. Insecurity will die naturally.
Crime › Re: Bandits Forced Me Into Hiding – Rev Omolehin by Gotocourt: 2:13pm On Sep 27
Katell:
If renowned cleric like this Baba could hide and abandon his church because of bandits, who am I not to "dira".

I must sure he must have in the past given his church some bible verses as protection recitation.

He actually dampened the christian faith with this statement. Some issues are better not said as a leader because of its effect on your followers.
It's better he spoke out, this extremists will kill you. You are wasted for ever angry. Whos loss huh
Crime › Re: Bandits Forced Me Into Hiding – Rev Omolehin by Gotocourt: 2:11pm On Sep 27
fixedhollies:
30 percent of Kwara is being governed by non state actors. They have a governor I can’t explain who he is!
The Governor was upset when residents of villages were making videos about insecurity. angry
Crime › Re: Bandits Forced Me Into Hiding – Rev Omolehin by Gotocourt: 2:10pm On Sep 27
Kwara is long gone to terrorist and extremists.
Business › Re: CBN Raises Regulatory Questions Over Non-Banks Offering Instalment Credit by Gotocourt: 1:35pm On Sep 27
Nonsense, people are barely surviving, tell Tinubu bring back petrol subsidy or subsidize dollar.
Cardoso, your policies are failing angry
Celebrities › Re: Sylvester Stallone Opens Up About Decades Of Anxiety Attacks by Gotocourt: 1:24pm On Sep 27
Wey you go use muscles press demons 😈 angry.
Education › Re: NECO 2026: Kano Beats Lagos, Oyo, Emerges Best-performing State by Gotocourt: 12:50pm On Sep 27
Anambra leaves thread grin
Politics › Re: Hardship: Apologise, Then Leave The Stage, Atiku Tells Tinubu by Gotocourt: 12:47pm On Sep 27
Anything aside Emilokan angry

Very anyhow town hall.
Investment › Re: Fixed Deposit Vs Mutual Funds: Which Pays Returns With ₦100k Investment? by Gotocourt: 11:43am On Sep 27
FSBoperator:
The bank will never pay you interest more than inflation rate or that set by CBN as lending rates.

Invest your money in mutual funds preferably with a Pension manager like Stanbic Pension Fund/investment managers.

Their returns are far higher than what you will get letting your money lose value in a bank deposit.
Pension is another way of shortchanging owners. Asset management companies like STANBIC IBTC ASSET MANAGEMENT, FIRST ALLY, COWRYWISE ......are the best.
Investment › Re: Fixed Deposit Vs Mutual Funds: Which Pays Returns With ₦100k Investment? by Gotocourt: 11:35am On Sep 27
Distribusiness:
Good evening Nairalanders,

My name is Oluwamuyiwa Olusanya, a car wash operator at Dugbe, Ibadan since May 4, 2025. I write an Investment4Business blog.

I want to share a real comparison I did for Fixed Deposit vs Mutual Funds Money Market Fund in 2026, because many people are confused.

I tested with ₦100,000 for 90 days:

A. FIXED DEPOSIT:
- Rate in September 2026: 10-13% for ₦100k (Access Bank 11%, First Bank 10.5%, Stanbic 12% if you have ₦1m+)
- Interest formula: Principal x Rate x Days / 365
- ₦100,000 x 11% x 90 / 365 = ₦2,712 gross
- Withholding Tax 10% = ₦271.2
- Net you receive = ₦2,440.8
- Lock: 90 days, if you break before, you lose interest.

B. MUTUAL FUNDS (Money Market Fund):
- Rate in September 2026: Stanbic IBTC Money Market 15.2%, Cowrywise Money Market 15%, PiggyVest Flex Dollar
- Interest: Compounding daily, not simple
- ₦100,000 x 15% x 90 / 365 = ₦3,698 (approximate, daily compounding adds small extra)
- No 10% WHT deducted upfront, fund pays after
- Liquidity: Withdraw within 24-48 hours, no penalty
- Risk: Not insured by NDIC like Fixed Deposit, but invested in Treasury Bills and Commercial Papers

My Result:
Mutual Funds paid ₦1,257 more than Fixed Deposit for the same ₦100k for 90 days.
When to choose which?
- Choose Fixed Deposit if you want NDIC insurance up to ₦500k and you will not touch money.
- Choose Mutual Funds if you want higher return and flexibility to withdraw for emergencies.

I am not selling anything. Just sharing what I learned saving ₦10k monthly with ₦334 daily from car wash.

What do you use? Fixed or Mutual Funds?

Thank you.
Mutual funds pay better👌💯. Fixed deposit makes banks richer.

Follow this thread and ask questions ✨️

https://www.nairaland.com/1912965/mutual-funds/546#1912965.17492
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians Storm The Streets Of Iran Boldly Declaring For Jesus (video/photos) by Gotocourt: 10:41am On Sep 27
moscow007:
Ignorance is thinking that Christians are not free in Iran

Christians are freer in Iran than Israel

Pls note: there are also Jews in Iran and also there's no International Terrorist organization affiliated to Iran...None!
Hamas, Hezbollah, Houthis....so called resistance axis abi ring of fire.
Christianity Etc › Re: US Airman Credits God For Survival, Rescue After Parachute Failure In Iran by Gotocourt: 9:56am On Sep 27
USA 🇺🇸 has not disclosed the type of aircraft used for the rescue cool.


"At one point when I looked up and saw no parachute, that was the most terrifying thing I've ever seen," Bravo said in his first public account of what happened. "So I paused, right then, and I prayed, 'Lord, your will be done. But if I'm getting through this, I need help.'"
Politics › Re: Massive Kwankwasiyya Members Hold Rally With Cutlasses For NDC In Kano by Gotocourt: 9:52am On Sep 27
FAFO grin
"fvck around and find out" cheesy


Body go tell Jagaban Army structure bandits shocked
Crime › Re: FCT CP Narrates How Man Died In Hotel With Married Woman,Staff Dump Body On Road by Gotocourt: 8:51am On Sep 27
Serious gbese, they'll pay through their nose cry.
Politics › Re: APC Mobilizer Dumps Tinubu After He Was Beaten By Crowd During Campaign In Kebbi by Gotocourt: 8:45am On Sep 27
Yarimo, get your helmet ⛑️ 🪖. We'll be alive after the elections 😉.

Christianity Etc › Re: Celebrating Bishop David Oyedepo's 72nd Birthday by Gotocourt: 8:39am On Sep 27
Happy birthday to God's general.

You made money 💰 from Pulpit Banditry.

We are yet to see the deposit slip of monies deposited in heavens account angry.
Family › Re: What's The Best Way To Handle This Situation by Gotocourt: 8:37am On Sep 27
Adesegzy91:
This might be a bit long, pls bear with me. I got married to a virgin in 2021 with the rule of no sex before marriage but the marriage ended in 2023 due to many reasons most especially barrenness. Then to avoid my previous mistake, I made a new personal rule which I tell any lady I want to date, and the rule was; "you must get pregnant for me before I marry you". Around early April 2025, my GF said she's pregnant and after pressing her several times if she had sex with any other guy apart from me, she confessed that on February 22nd,2025 she was raped by one guy who told her to come for a job interview, then she had her period Feb 24th-28th then we had sex 1st of March,2025 which she now missed her period in March 2025, so definitely the pregnancy should belong to me since she still did period after the rape incident. I took the matter up and got the rapist arrested, he confessed to raping her and was pleading for mercy and forgiveness which I later granted due to pressure from pastors and his relatives. So I took responsibility for the pregnancy,and delivery hoping to do a DNA test after delivery but the cost was too expensive for me to afford, so I did traditional marriage with her due to the family making it compulsory. Fast forward to this month which the baby is 10months old, she fell sick and was taken to hospital, after treatment her genotype was done and found to be AS whereas myself and her mother are both AA, then I took them to three different facilities to repeat the same test and still got the same result. This means that I am not the biological father of the baby because it's not possible for two AA to produce AS, so therefore I am guessing the biological father of the baby is that rapist but what's confusing is she still had her period after that rape incident. Anyways, I am really confused and needs an outsider opinion for me to make objective decision on this matter cos I and my family have already forged a bond with the baby, her mother and her family, if I spill this discovery, everything will spoil, if I don't spill it, I will be raising another man's child as my own and my family will be in the dark not knowing anything.

I really need a neutral suggestion on the next step to take either to call that rapist to ask him for genotype and if he's AS, then tell him he is the father of the baby OR I should call a meeting with my wife and her family to end the marriage and tell them what's going on OR I should just ignore everything and continue raising the baby as my own since no one knows about this issue yet.

Pls drop your civilized suggestions in the comment, no insults pls.

Mod can pls push forward to FP for more suggestions
She obviously had spotting not menstrual period. Child might be from away match before the period.
Investment › Re: Don't Buy Dangote Refinery Shares At ₦525, Here's Why by Gotocourt: 8:30am On Sep 27
Dangote IPO Trading will likely start in December shocked.
Till then lipsrsealed.
Culture › Re: The Injustice Done To Alhaji Ibrahim Idris, Former Governor Of Kogi State. by Gotocourt: 7:08am On Sep 27
Family wahala, the wife must have had serious issues with Family elders and think she's paying back. Bury him in his house in the village, that's his final inheritance.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian President Returns To Tehran After New York Visit by Gotocourt: 6:57am On Sep 27
Biodun556:
A president was abducted in his own country by US, another president responds to every US attacks, made visit to US and returned home
He doesn't weild any power, where are IRGC commanders wink, I wan check something.
Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Types Of Churches Every Young Person Should Avoid. by Gotocourt: 6:54am On Sep 27
Pulpit Bandits no go kee person grin.
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Gotocourt: 6:43am On Sep 27
Coolis:
Abeg, those of you that like to ask questions such as, which is the best mmf platform? there by getting responses promoting some platforms should stop it. Whatever info put out here is used behind the scene by people.

I recently joined First Ally from the promotion the company got here about two weeks ago as the best but the high blood pressure the system gave yesterday fit kpai someone lol.

First, l tried to check my investment, they said my password was incorrect, l checked the password carefully and tried to login again but got same incorrect password replied. I tried the 3rd times, they banned me for about 3 hours. At this point, l said they have finally got me again.

I rushed to this thread to see if others are experiencing same, l got a bit of relief when l learnt the system was under maintenance. I started praying and counting down to 7:55pm when l was told to login again. @8pm, l tried login in with same password l have been using for 3 more times and my account was locked again and l was asked to try again at 10:44pm. At this point, l said maybe l have been ran street by the platform. I came back to this thread again, this time, l started reading comments on password resetting.

I said today na today, na night vigil l go do like this so. But l slept off, woke up around 2am. The saying in the bible that, where a man treasure is, there his heart will be is a confirmed truth/fact. The moment l was awake, l rushed to first Ally, tried to login the 1st time, got incorrect password or email reply, l hit the forgot password button and was told a password recovery/resetting code has been sent to my registered email, got the code and entered and was asked to enter a new password and to re-enter it after which l gained access to my account.

The most annoying part is, l didn't even change the password. I entered the old password as new one and the system accepted it still. My question now is, is this what old clients have been going through and those of us just joining will be encountering each time first Ally is going to do maintenance?

Trustbank via cowrie, since l joined in January, not even for once did l encounter any hitch login into my account. I will conclude by saying, no MMF platform is the best. They all have comparative advantages over one another. Thanks for reading and attention to this matter
Relax Man, that was how I was checking my Stanbic IBTC asset management daily grin. Your money balance well, no shaking cheesy. It's only on cowrywise i never experienced system maintenance stuff. I don't bother trying again on Stanbic when there's a delay in OTP or login 👌
Politics › Re: “I Have Over 5,000 Billionaire Friends!” —minister Of Works, Dave Umahi by Gotocourt: 6:20am On Sep 27
Like play, that Kaduna lady died for nothing in this criminal house.
Crime › Re: CCTV Captures Coordinated Robbery Outside Lagos Lounge As Gunmen Flee In Benz by Gotocourt:
Glimpsetv:
A short CCTV clip has captured a tense and carefully coordinated incident outside Ghost and Spirit Lounge on Ekoro Road in Abule Egba, Lagos.

The footage shows a group of young men gathered around two parked cars, chatting and appearing relaxed. At one point, a man wearing a yellow top is seen moving around the area before approaching one of the men and standing directly in front of him. He appears to focus on the particular man and closely scans him, while the rest of the group remains largely unbothered.

Moments later, a Mercedes pulls up on the opposite side of the road. The driver steps out and immediately opens fire toward the group, sending everyone into a panic. Almost everyone scatters and runs, except the man who had been confronted by the person in yellow.

As the gunman crosses the road toward them, a man in a white top suddenly appears from the background and joins the man in yellow and the gunman. The three men then sprint toward the waiting Mercedes, get inside and drive away.

It is not clear from the footage whether the man in white had been around the group before the incident or had simply been somewhere in the background. He only becomes clearly visible at that point before joining the other two men and leaving in the Mercedes.

The entire incident unfolds within a few seconds, with the coordinated movements making the scene look almost like something from a movie.

It is not immediately clear what was taken from the targeted man. However, some viewers who watched the footage claimed that the suspects took his phones and gold chain.

It is not clear what was taken from the targeted man. However, some viewers claimed that the suspects took his phones, gold chain, and other undisclosed items.
Cc:Nlfpmod


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpfR0IqcjOk?si=mu-4duRdZFtBEjcV
He collected his chain and his bag 🎒. Likely mint currency sellers, huge loss. The informant is there👌

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