₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,418 members, 8,421,871 topics. Date: Sunday, 07 June 2026 at 08:45 AM

Toggle theme

Gotocourt's Posts

Nairaland ForumGotocourt's ProfileGotocourt's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 (of 295 pages)

PoliticsRe: Oluremi Tinubu Unveils Kano Road by Gotocourt: 7:20pm On Apr 25
Last kick of a dying horse 🤷🏿
EducationRe: Ogunsanya Quadruplets: Nigerian Siblings Made International Headlines (Throwback by Gotocourt: 7:18pm On Apr 25
All identical, oOoOO my testes cheesy
PoliticsRe: Accord Party Slashes Nomination Costs With Massive Waivers For Women, Youth by Gotocourt: 7:16pm On Apr 25
Yarimo is invading that party soonest cheesy
CrimeRe: Troops Recover Remains Of Slain Soldiers, Linus Musa Audu & Gloria Mathew In Imo by Gotocourt: 7:11pm On Apr 25
Very disturbing when the video surfaced years ago angry cry embarassed
PoliticsRe: Obi–kwankwaso Alliance Gains Momentum Ahead Of 2027 Elections by Gotocourt: 6:29pm On Apr 25
DomPerignon:
Obidients will go on rampage if Atiku does not pick their Obi.

Atiku cant pick Obi for fear of alienating Northern Muslims who see Obi as eye pub

Its going to be hilarious when SHTF.
Old story, Tinubu's personality is destroying the economy. No investors confidence 📌
PoliticsRe: Obi–kwankwaso Alliance Gains Momentum Ahead Of 2027 Elections by Gotocourt: 6:27pm On Apr 25
AMINDA:
That was because Atiku had earlier saved his hide after much begging when Obasanjo was taking over the entire Southwest. The most undemocratic behaviour we have ever seen under civilian government have happened when Southwesterners are in power. Is this a coincidence or by design?
🙌💯📌 For this comment.
PoliticsRe: Obi–kwankwaso Alliance Gains Momentum Ahead Of 2027 Elections by Gotocourt: 6:21pm On Apr 25
DomPerignon:
Be rest assured that PDP will be fielding a candidate.

You should be more worried on the fallout when your principal, Atiku gets the ticket and does not pick Obi as his running mate.

The massive blowback from this will be interesting to watch as Obidients will go full rampage.
Gbammm
PoliticsRe: OBJ, Atiku, Kwankwaso,Other Opposition Leaders Storm Ibadan For Strategic Summit by Gotocourt: 5:58pm On Apr 25
sleek214:
I don't trust Obasanjo, he will scatter the opposition. Obasanjo will push for Obi ticket knowing fully well that Obi can't defeat Tinubu even the north, even if Obi use kwankwanso, sanusi, el Rufai, Emir as vice, he will be squarely defeated in the north by Tinubu.
With this kind of hardship and insecurity in the north.
I'm a northerner myself 📌
Foreign AffairsRe: Explosions And Gunfire As Armed Groups Launch Attacks Across Mali(photos) by Gotocourt: 5:29pm On Apr 25
post=139211908:
Too many wars and chaos all over the world 🌎.

God help your creations 🙏
As your darling daddy scatter Nigeria undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Explosions And Gunfire As Armed Groups Launch Attacks Across Mali(photos) by Gotocourt: 5:26pm On Apr 25
Nawa oOoOO, this Jihadist no go leave people rest undecided
EducationRe: JUST IN: Dangote Arrives FUTO For The 37th Public Lecture by Gotocourt: 3:26pm On Apr 25
Hope they won't say he's Monopolizing Africa 😅😂🤣
PoliticsRe: Where Is The Siemens Deal? 4 Years Later, Nigerians Are Still In The Dark by Gotocourt: 2:53pm On Apr 25
Ibehchizzy:
are you blaming the deal break down on the death of kyari?
Is that how government mou works?
Simple question, was it funded or not huh
PoliticsRe: Where Is The Siemens Deal? 4 Years Later, Nigerians Are Still In The Dark by Gotocourt: 2:44pm On Apr 25
OredoPikin:
Back in 2022/23, during the campaign run up to the 2023 elections, Peter Obi traveled to Egypt to study how they solved their power crisis, a fix so successful they now run a surplus. He wanted to see if that model could work for Nigeria.

What did he get for it? Attacks.
APC supporters mocked him, insisting the Buhari led APC government had already signed a deal with the same Siemens that handled Egypt’s turnaround. Photos of transformers circulated. “It’s done,” they said. “Obi is late.”

Fast forward to 2026. Four years have passed. Another election cycle is here. APC is still in power.

for context, the deal was signed in 2018 to add 25,000MW to our electricity generation. It's been 8yrs since that deal was signed.

So, where is the Siemens deal?
Where is the electricity?

Where are the transformers we were shown back then? Where is the megawatt increase Nigerians were promised under the Presidential Power Initiative with Siemens?

If the deal was real and executed, why are we still battling the same grid collapses and poor supply? If it failed, why the silence?

We can’t pretend this is not a question worth asking. Before we start debating 2027, Nigerians deserve an account of the last promises made.

To the APC supporters and defenders who told us the Siemens deal was already "settled" in 2022: where is it?

Power is not propaganda. It’s either in your sockets or it is not. And right now, the only thing Nigerians can see clearly is darkness.

Where is the Siemens deal?
Where is the electricity?
Was it funded or not huh

COS Late ABBA Kyari caught COVID-19 on this trip🤷🏿
CrimeRe: Police Operatives Turn Down ₦100M Bribe by Gotocourt: 2:42pm On Apr 25
skelewu404:
For the guy to even offer such an amount in the first place the crime go get weight well well n the oga in black knows there is no way out but I can bet my left yansh that that is not all the money.
Murder, armed robbery or Terrorism 🤷🏿
PoliticsRe: Atiku Arrives Ibadan For Opposition Summit by Gotocourt: 2:04pm On Apr 25
franvincoop:
My order of preference for ADC ticket as follows:

Atiku-Kwankwaso to match APC Mumu ticket
With Obi as campaign manager for this ticket, Southern votes are assured.

Atiku-Obi This one na APC worst nightmare because any INEC glitch, baboons and dogs will surely be soaked in blood.
Atiku-Kwankwaso , not possible bro
PoliticsRe: Kenyan President Ruto Credits Dangote For Ending Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Gotocourt: 1:45pm On Apr 25
Team monopoly leaves thread 🤣😂😅. The original Billionaire that ever liveth 🤷🏿.

Until one African stepped forward and built a refinery, Aliko Dangote,”
BusinessRe: How do I Handle This Issue With Easimoni by Gotocourt: 11:08am On Apr 25
Shadowpyper:
Bro my concern is them calling my contacts, I don't want such
Finished man, Dem go bomb you tire😅😂🤣, body go tell you 💀
BusinessRe: How do I Handle This Issue With Easimoni by Gotocourt: 11:06am On Apr 25
decatalyst:
Highly irresponsible behaviour and mentality.

No wonder why some off you will continue to struggle financially.


An honourable man pay back their debts.
Loan wan kpai Nigeria, dey play
BusinessRe: How do I Handle This Issue With Easimoni by Gotocourt: 11:03am On Apr 25
Shadowpyper:
So recently I borrowed 250k from easimoni with hope of paying back this month, unfortunately the money I was expecting to pay back with didn't come again.

I searched their customer care number and called them to plead with them if I can be given an extension till September, I don't mind if they will add interest to it. I just don't want any to call me and harass me, I was told they don't give any extension.

Currently I don't know what to do, I don't have the money now, except from my savings which I can have access to by September.
Phone calls and Whatsapp threat go finish you🤣😂😅

My girlfriend told me yesterday she needs money that she'll pay without pressure 🤔. I told her to get for palmpay and Opay wink cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Men Wey Put Woman For House Wetin Be Una Experience With Woman? by Gotocourt: 11:02am On Apr 25
essentialone:
*“Men wey put woman for house” – real talk from experience wey I don see/hear from brothers.*

First, “put woman for house” no be small thing. You’ve gone from single to “Oga landlord + therapist + provider + roommate” overnight. The experience fit sweet, fit stress. Depends on the woman, depends on YOU.

*Wetin men dey experience – the real gist*

1. *Bills become your middle name*
NEPA, food, hair, data, “babe I need small 5k” – all now na standing order. If you dey on ₦200k salary and she no work, you go feel am by week 2. Love no dey pay DSTV.
2. *Privacy don die*
Your bachelor pad wey you fit waka with boxers? Gone. Your phone, your guys, your FIFA time – everything now get “permission settings.” Some women cool, some go police your soul.
3. *Sex dey plenty first, then…*
Month 1–3: Everyday na Valentine. Month 6: “I dey tired,” “My head dey pain me.” Not because she bad. Familiarity + stress + no more chase = frequency drop. Normal, but shocks men.
4. *You see her REAL character*
Dating na trailer. Cohabitation na full movie. How she handles anger, mess, money, your mother – all go show. Some men marry after, some run.
5. *Peace or War – no middle*
Good woman: House dey smell good, food ready, you dey reason better, your money even last.
Wrong woman: Every day na court case. You go start to dey late for office just to avoid house.

*Advice for single men before we carry woman enter house*

*1. Do 6-month “audition” first*
No move in after 2 months of butterflies. Do weekends, then 1 week straight, then holidays. See her vex, see her broke, see her on period with no makeup. If you still like her, proceed.

*2. Money talk BEFORE keys*
Who pays what? 50/50? You 100%? She cook you pay? If you earn ₦300k and she earns 0, saying “we go manage” is how resentment starts. Agree on numbers when love still dey sweet.

*3. Test her under stress*
Lose your job for 1 month [even as prank] or say “business no pay.” Woman wey be wife material go plan with you. Woman wey be liability go package and go. Better know now.

*4. Her family na your new in-laws*
You put woman for house = you don marry her mama spiritually. If her mama dey call her 10 times/day for billing, your house don turn branch office. Check the family pattern.

*5. Keep YOUR money + YOUR space*
Joint account? No. Joint apartment? Yes. Keep one bank account she no know about. Keep one chair for your room wey na only you sit. Total merge = total wahala when e scatter.

*6. If she no fit stay with her friends, she no go stay with you*
Ask her: “How long you don live with roommate?” If she dey fight everybody, na you be next. Cohabitation na skill. Some babes no get am.

*7. Sex go reduce – prepare your mind*
Don’t move her in just for 24/7 sex. Move her in because you want partnership. If not, month 4 you go dey look outside and call yourself “dog” when you’re just human.

*8. Exit plan dey important*
As you get key to enter, get understanding of how to comot. “Babe, if this no work, we go separate as adults.” Sounds harsh, but men wey no talk am dey pay 6 months rent for ghost.

*Red flags wey men talk say make dem regret*

1. *Entitled from day 1* – “You’re the man, you must provide.” No effort, no contribution, just billing.
2. *No boundaries with phone* – She dey scroll your WhatsApp while you dey shit. Next level na tracking app.
3. *Dirty/hygiene wahala* – You discover she no dey flush, or house dey smell but she fine outside. Cohabitation go expose am.
4. *Zero peace* – Every small thing na malice 3 days. You go start to hate your own house.
5. *She no get source* – No job, no skill, no plan. You don become daddy + boyfriend + government.

*Green flags wey make men say “I go marry am”*

1. *She dey add, not just take* – She cooks, she cleans, OR she pays a bill, OR she dey support your hustle. Energy dey balance.
2. *You still get peace* – You fit watch ball, see guys, no drama. House na rest, not ring.
3. *She covers you when you short* – Month wey salary delay, she sort food no make noise. That’s partner energy.
4. *Fights end same day* – Una go quarrel, but una go sleep same bed. No 1-week malice.

*Last word:*
Putting woman for house no be achievement. Putting _right_ woman for house na upgrade. Wrong one na subscription to premium stress.

Single men: Don’t use cohabitation to test if you like her. _Like her first_, then use cohabitation to test if una fit live together.

And abeg, if you’re earning ₦200k and thinking of carrying slay queen wey her wig alone na 150k, don’t ask “what’s your experience?” You already know the ending.
Lover boys won't read this now
Foreign AffairsRe: Monkey Attacks US Navy Sailor On His Way To Strait Of Hormuz by Gotocourt: 10:52am On Apr 25
Waste of news, IRGC making IRAN great again undecided
PoliticsRe: Who Actually Is The President In This Picture? by Gotocourt: 10:49am On Apr 25
Ibori na convict 🤷🏿
CrimeRe: Protesters In Kwara South Lament Bandits Takeover Of Yoruba Communities by Gotocourt: 10:39am On Apr 25
This is how they operate, they'll take over Yoruba communities and leave Fulani communities.

Madridguy hope your international passport don ready for Cotonou IDP undecided
PoliticsRe: Akpabio: Nigeria Doesn't Have Money, It's Better To Borrow For Infrastructure by Gotocourt: 10:32am On Apr 25
Borrow money for Akpawaist, you won't see yarimo here.

Subsidy removal was a pure scam by the Aso Villa Bandit 💀.

This money ends up for looting, packing ladies, offshore accounts, luxury vehicles 🤷🏿.
BusinessRe: The Difference Between A Domiciliary Account And A Dollar Account by Gotocourt: 9:28am On Apr 25
Now I know cheesy

Didn't know the difference, thought domiciliary account was USD dominated 🤷🏿.
CrimeRe: AMAC Tout Shot Dead While Struggling With Escort’s Rifle (video) by Gotocourt: 9:17am On Apr 25
One Jagaban Army structure down grin
EventsRe: Nigerian Couple Tear Marriage Certificate At Their Wedding (Video) by Gotocourt: 9:06am On Apr 25
99thEnemy:
They will tender affidavit.
You too Sabi, it's just like tearing my WAEC, DEGREE, NYSC, PROFESSIONAL CERTIFICATE.

I will get back everything with affidavit grin wink cheesy
EventsRe: Nigerian Couple Tear Marriage Certificate At Their Wedding (Video) by Gotocourt: 9:04am On Apr 25
Something wey Dem declare missing when divorce time reach and start case cheesy
EventsRe: Nigerian Couple Tear Marriage Certificate At Their Wedding (Video) by Gotocourt: 9:02am On Apr 25
Na why motayoayinde block me angry
PoliticsRe: Taiwo Oyedele Assumes Office As Finance Minister by Gotocourt: 8:01am On Apr 25
femi4:
Disaster waiting to happen
Pleasing his master will bring more pains
CrimeRe: Criminal Nigerian Born UK Immigrant Dies In U.S. Prison by Gotocourt: 7:59am On Apr 25
blackgold2018:
yes.. some officers did vendetta to him.
Even in their movies they don’t like seeing who killed their colleagues still living
Internal injuries due to beatings, likely organ trauma 🤷🏿
PoliticsRe: 2027: Yobe APC Pledges 3.5 Million Votes For Tinubu’s Re-Election by Gotocourt: 7:55am On Apr 25
Wash, hard ATIKU endorsing zone cheesy

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 (of 295 pages)