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CHop life before life chop you

Another round of violence escalation

Sirchiboy:
My guy in the UK 🇬🇧 wants to buy a Keke for his elder brother in Nigeria.

The man is married with 5 kids, so my guy wants him to have something to hustle with.

But there's a condition: they’ll put everything in writing, and his brother will remit ₦100k every week.

Now family members are calling my guy, asking if he wants to enslave his own elder brother because he wants to help him.

My guy's argument is simple: “It's a business. ₦100k weekly is the standard return for Keke drivers,”

My guy is asking me if he went too far.🤔

Cjay are you guys disappointed ?

It's much ooooooo 14K, Omorr nawa ooooo

Dem go begin explain tire

Gabanna001:
I passed beside the burning vehicle this afternoon around after 2

Safe trip man, watch out for bandits

Over 150M follow water , Babcock University Amaka

Jagaban Army structure bandits

Enjoy
Song by Tekno ‧ 2020

Lyrics


Body dem
Body dem
Tekno
Person wey know person
E no dey kill person
If you wan know person
No go force person
I no dey sick
You wan gimme medicine
I get money o
You wan help me spend my money
Allow me to enjoy myself
Allow me to enjoy myself
Allow me to enjoy myself
Allow me to enjoy (oh no)
Allow me to enjoy myself
Allow me to enjoy myself
Allow me to enjoy myself
Allow me oh-oh
I'm a winner, I'm a winner (I'm a winner)
Just believe that I'm a winner (I say just believe oh)
I will never do it like you do it
Just believe I'ma do it, do it
Let me do it like I do it (how I do it)
Allow me to enjoy myself
Allow me to enjoy myself
Allow me to enjoy myself
Allow me to enjoy (allow me o)
Allow me to enjoy myself
Allow me to enjoy myself
Allow me to enjoy myself (ye, ye-ye, ye)
(O mamamu)
Kpe kpe kpe
Kpriiikpe, body dem
(O mamamu)
Kpe kpe kpe
(If you no want make I happy o)
Something go do you
Something go do you
Water go choke you
Thunder go yawa you
Something go do you
Something go do you
Water go choke you
Something go do you
Allow me to enjoy myself
Allow me to enjoy myself
Allow me to enjoy myself
Allow me to enjoy
Allow me to enjoy myself
Allow me to enjoy myself
Allow me to enjoy myself
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Kelechukwu Augustine / Marcel Akunwata
Enjoy lyrics © Theolyrical Concepts, Ctso Music, Empawa Africa Music Publishing Services Limit

Razzness:
But on a serious note, why does Tinubu almost never show his face in these kinds of events

His past is hunting him, nothing is working.

Just like yesterday ,we were playing when my father rushed home to watch CNN as the event unfolds. 9/11

Nigerian government will pay you na

Real estate
Hush puppy
Edwin
E remain Ochacho,Zubeidah baye 🏡 🤷‍♂️

No use billing kpai person sha

PqsMike:
Thanks baba... one more favour.. abeg u fit help me edit out my contact from the quoted txt.

Thanks

Done

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

Earlier this week, we made Nairaland look more modern and fresh by switching to a more beautiful font that we discovered on a gorgeous website that many techies visit every day.

If you have any complaint about the new font, please post a screenshot of what the font looks like on your device. Also, name your device and the browser you used. Well figure it out.

Regards,
Seun of Nairaland. 😃

Sapa nah bastard, you didn't act years ago when we complained . All this advertising is disgusting 😑.

Damm, I can remember my dad coming back from office that day and watching CNN for about a week. I later watched the documentary "FOOTSTEPS OF BIN LADEN " by veteran CNN Journalist Christiana Anampour.

Iran FC 🇮🇷 is winning at all fronts

clarocuzioo:
IBB just carried an oil block and gave to this woman on a platter of gold. She became the richest woman in Africa because of that. Now instead of her to reciprocate by fulfilling her obligations, she is flying private jets without paying for customs duties
These people are inherently greedy and wicked. How much is customs duty that Mrs. Alakija cannot pay for it?

Polithiefcians and masses are the same.

If you kill in accident, you go collect.

From Buhari to Tinubu, APC presidential certificates

Real estate
Hush puppy
Edwin
E remain Ochacho 🤷‍♂️

PqsMike:
pls add me

Done

PqsMike:
okay so u talked abt Australia on the other thread ..
i currently pick interest in Australia .. I am a QS by profession, with over 13yrs of experience. which route do you think will be the fastest for me to move to autralia

Skilled Migration, QS is in high demand 💯. Check their assessments body https://www.aiqs.com.au/

Nairaland thread
https://www.nairaland.com/4478747/diy-guide-australian-permanent-resident/426#4478747.13657

I can add you on the telegram group, you get more answers(mix your phone number with words)
Cheers

lexylaw09:
The most respected tribe in the whole wide world. I am so proud of us.
If God permits me to come back to this earth, I will fight from heaven to be Yoruba again.

But listen, lend me your ears.
We are at war, and to defend ourselves must come first in everything.

Our particular neighbor who has been the most toxic sees us as the weakest. The one easiest to bully.
They might be right about the few among us who think being "liberal" and "exposed" means abandoning our own.

Let me remind you:
Last election, they put forward their worst candidate. Yet they rallied around him and gave him almost 100% of their votes.
Meanwhile, we discarded our own in some states.

This calls for reflection. This calls for soberness. This calls for a rethink.
We must choose our own above all.

We don’t jusr have "a son" from our tribe.
We have the best among them all.
Don’t sell your gold for wood.

Let us show them we were naive last election. Let us show them we are wide awake now.

Let me also remind you:
When the orire kidnapping happened, they mocked us. They wished us evil and told us we invited death to ourselves by voting for our son.
They mocked us in death. Not really because you voted APC, but because you are Yoruba.

When our own Ogogo died, they posted to mock him because of his political choice.

They have shown us how inhumane they can be.
Let us give them our last straw by voting for our son.

2031 We want to see them crawling for our votes. Because they will think we are the only ones they can "ledi mo". It is clear no one wants to associate with them.

I know many of you are silent observers watching all they are doing to us, but loud when campaigning for yours offline.

We are ruling for another 4 years. And that will be by me and your vote in the Southwest.

Omo Yoruba, it’s time.

Ebinpawaaaa ooooooo

Egypt Air normally use scrap aircraft for Egypt-Nigeria route.

All die na die, no fear anything .

Only if women ruled the world, there will be no wars, countries won't talk to each other.

Plenty drama in Area Court.

ibroyal:
About Promises

I produce household sanitary products like liquid soap, Izal,airfreshner, etc.

Not long ago, I landed a supply contract with a reputable company. Because it was my first time doing business with them, they didn’t give any mobilization. That meant I had to raise the full capital myself before the deadline.

In the course of a casual chat, I mentioned my struggle to one of my customers the CEO of a hotel. I didn’t ask him for help. But he jumped up immediately and said, “I will fund it. Just issue me a post-dated cheque with 10% added.”

I was overjoyed. With the weight of providing for my family and the pressure of the business, this contract felt like a major breakthrough for us.

Two weeks to the deadline, I called him. He assured me, “Come when it’s time to buy.”
One week later: “I have you in mind. Come in 2 days to pick the cash.”

On Tuesday, the agreed day, he said, “Send your account details. I’ll transfer tonight.”
I even asked him directly, “Sir, if you can’t, please tell me now.”
He said, “I am very capable.”

That night I checked my account over 100 times. Nothing.
Wednesday I called “I’m coming from Aba with the cash. Come to the office in the evening.”
I got there by 6pm. I called till 8pm. He never picked.

The deadline was Saturday. It was too late to raise money elsewhere,as said by all the people I reached out to.
I went home and sat with my kids and we all cried.

Just like that, I lost the chance to become a major distributor for that company.

It broke me. I was at suicidal,The only thing that stopped me was thinking of my kids how would they cope? The person who linked me to the company also had his reputation damaged.

Till today, I’m still struggling to build and blaming myself for trusting a mortal, But I thank God for His grace and for life.

My plea:
If you can’t keep a promise, please don’t make it.
Silence is better than false hope.
If you truly want to help someone, keep quiet and surprise them

Pele, promise and fail is the new cool

Tinubu should forget about Osun State

Nonsense, with surplus subsidy windfall, I forgot Emilokan is cutting his percentage

Rapmoney:
We live in a part of the world where it seems to be a taboo for a lady to buy something for her man. Many Nigerian girls are raised right from birth with that mentality that giving is a one-sided thing. The popular notion is that men are givers, while women are receivers. What a warped way of thinking!

The first time I showed a friend a pair of Moccasin shoes my girl bought for me, he was shocked literally. He confessed to me that I was lucky. That since he started dating, no woman has ever bought him even 100 Naira MTN recharge card. I laughed because I know this is same thing so many young men are facing out there. Men in this part of the world are seen as 'sole providers'. They are to provide financial support, security, guidance, protection, etc. They should not expect to receive anything in return, and they must never complain.

Each time this issue is raised, some folks would tell you that it depends on the type of women you are relating with. My brother, let me tell you the basic truth. This mentality cuts across ladies from all backgrounds. Not only junction girls aka kparo-kparo. Even those who are in the banks, legal profession, and other corporate entities think likewise. Their 10 million Naira is exclusively theirs, but your lean 50k is for both of you.

The percentage of ladies who can comfortably give their partners tangible stuffs is very small. They exist but the percentage is like a bucket of water from a mighty ocean. As a young man, just pray that you find such women because the majority you see are nothing but hungry vultures.

If you are dating a girl and you are gifting her things, but she has never given you anything after 6 months, leave her. Na kparo-kparo package be that.

As a man, what has a lady bought for you before?

If you are dating a girl and you are gifting her things, but she has never given you anything after 6 months, leave her. Na kparo-kparo package be that.