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9c one jare. Love ur sense of humour. Buh hope ur humour doesn't only appear when u are jobless o#sorry o just saying. Buh u tried sha wif the names. Though didn't see some in d dictionary#beef#
U try abeg#smiles. I doff my hat 4 u joor.

wisemania: babami we're only emulating ur lagacy...wu am i,a mere mortal like me,how cn a mere mortal like me be compared 2a Demigod like u....it shudnt ne sir,i doff my hat 4u sir...but i hope say u embezle sha,i trust My Boss he nofit du dt kain tin naw based on wu he be,ABI?

Nwanne nmadu, abum nwa afo jare.
Abum wa igbo.
Ofe nmanu by association sha.
Kee way, according to ndi onitsha.
Bawo lo nse lo, according to ndi ofe nmanu.

planetuzor: Nwanne, ori er wambe! Bia, ele ebeh ishia pia aka frm? Ibu onye ibo aby onye ofe nmannu?

HBD humbleservant.
God bless u dear.
Wa kpe, wa last.
Ogonogo ndu na aru isike.
Long life and prosperity.

HumbleServant: MY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATN VENUES
Those in Lagos; Go to No.13 Saibu Street @ maza-maza(My uncle & his wife will attend to u.
Those in BENIN; Go to uniben maingate, d security man will attend to u. I hav instructd him.
Those @ AGBOR, go to Royal Courtyard hotel. I hav paid for evertin u need there.
Those @ AUCHI, come to Daddy's Lodge(i am there celebratin) opp Golden Palace,Sabo Area.
Those @ Abuja, go to any of d Army Baracks & ask aftr my Uncle; Colnel Chris Asiwe. He is incharge of my Abuja venue.
Finally, for those @ NAIRALAND,
kindly come online by 2pm, there will be alot of gifts, i mean it and don't ask me what. One Luv!

The weather around my area is a confusion of whether its going 2 shine or rain. I think this is my area's version of eclipse or maybe the weather hasn't decided yet.
As 4 eclipse kwa, we will know b4 d end of d day.

STORM2: Nna eh! Is anybody seeing this eclipse? Na only sun dey here oh

Wow.........
God be praised.
Congrats my dear.
So happy 4 u.
Ife oma lue m'aka

Amen.....

danox: Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I have been admitted for MBBS BY UNIBEN O.I CANT BELIEVE MY EYES.Jesus be praised forever more.The first time I checked I actually made use of my C3 phone not knowing that it does not have the capacity to display such info.I just checked using my bros system.Lo and behold the good news popped up.My Joy knows no bounds tonight.

Congrars Planetuzor. Really happy 4 u

planetuzor: First of ALL.
I want to Thank THE GOD Of Heaven and of Earth
I want to Thank JESUS the redeemer of my Life
The kHoly Spirit the one who's been leading all through my Life
Thank The God OF My Parents
Thank God for his Angels who has been messenger of good, bringing good news and ensuring the success the Lord had promised me to comes to pass.
Thank My Pastors In Daystar Christian Centre For Praying for me.
Thank My Family Friends for praying for me
Thank nairalander for keeping me updated on every issues pertaining to the admission things
Thank seun for a site like nairaland
Thank Storm2, Jenny,Ancelloty,Omodave,AbleJoe,Non1,temicare,Athena, Mgcleo,kristian, Lamuel,Odizeey,Adex, and EVERYBODY _____________(fill in the gap if i skipped ur name. over happines isnt making me recall some names nw).

HAVE JUST BEEN OFFERED ADMISSION FOR STATISTICS!!!!!!!

What more can I say. UNIBEN HERE I COME, and note, am not coming alone, am flying on the wings of the Holy Spirit and am coming with the host of Angels to ensure I break the record. First Class in Statistic is the GOAL..



On my knees now singing GLORY GLORY to GOD MOST High.

Amen..........
Amen..........
Amen..........

STORM2:
AMEN OH!!!!!!!!!!
Ah I love u too oh...thank u so much #huge hug to everyone#
Sleep tight....

Àre u 4 real. Never knew that was possible. 9c one.

HumbleServant: No, i bought three direct entry forms. Each of d schools was chosen first & second choice.

What did u apply for and wat did u score?

danox: Like I posted earlier,anything that is done in a shade of secrecy leaves people with doubts.I have 2:1 but yet to be admitted.So I think the criteria are known only by those in charge of admissions.May God help us all

You are welcome dear. Mine hasn't been uploaded yet but soon it will. Congrats once again.

geedee4real: waooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i am so happy thank youuuuu for checking it for me........ walai fear no good despite my screening score of 68% i was still scare of checking. thank man, have you also been admitted

Sorry dear. No admission given yet. It is well. Keep believing.

korm2me: is dis nt cheating? Pls guys check d result in kofa, nd comfirm d admision in jamb. Mayb its 68 am seeing.
Usaname: pude2013_107054
paswod: rBfFgWy6
d 'w' is upercase nd d 'Y' is lowercase

Congrats. You have been offered admission for a 4-year FIRST DEGREE prog into _UNIBEN. Course:Physics. God be praised.

geedee4real: Look at me ooo, i was the one that i advise people to start checking their admission status on jamb sites but i am yet to check mine due to fear.. can someone pls help me check mine. my reg is 39124924hi. name mitchel ifeanyi emmanuel

Congrats o. Did u choose them as second choice or what?

HumbleServant: Last yr, i could'nt get any admission (even when i merited some). But today, d GOD of heaven & earth have already given me De admission in two schools, waiting for d third one @ OAU, Ife. It is my turn to select. Glory be unto GOD!

Still Pending. Buh I believe. Will share my good news soon.

Jenni_angel: thanks luv, wat abt urs?

God see u through bro. U will be fine.

Handzome4u: congratulation to already admitted students in da houz..
For those with pending admission..i wish u all d best,, God has a reason for everytin..
As for me i'm so happy for been alive today because all these while i've been sick, i'm even planning of going.for operation on tuesday...so admission is nt even my problem now..
I miss u all..

Congrats dearie

Jenni_angel: Thank u God d father, thank u God d son, thank u God d spirit, thank u st. Jude Thaddeus, thank u st. Maria Faustina, thank u st. Anthony, thank u st. Micheal d arc angel. Thank u all u angels and saints of God. Thank u God of prophet T.B. Joshua. I av been admitted to study Economics and statistics. I am so happy. PRAISE THE LORD

Wow. Lamuel Congrats

Lamuel7: Thank you JESUS!!!
Admission offered!!!
Medicine and surgery!!!
Baba God is great!!!

Hahaha

Jenni_angel: i no fear, na just say my hrt jump. Lolz

Talk true my sister u no fear? Silence is better than wrong information abeg. And to everybody, please confirm b4 u post. God bless u as u comply

Jenni_angel: hahahahahaha, storm mind be don fly, it is well!!!

Like seriously

STORM2: We don't joke about such matters here pls. That joke is not appreciated. No jokes abeg...its a serious matter.

Amen my dear. Some jokes are rather too expensive sha.

Jenni_angel: U guys should cool down, i knw we are all anxious but once it is out we will all knw. And it shall be to our favour

Lamuel,Storm,Jenny,Planet-uzor where are thou?

Seriously... Abi faith things

Theprof: Wooooowwwwww... I fel Elated BabA God u re 2much... Victory @last... ADMITTED... Prays da LORD... MATRICULATIONs on Mind... Luv u all

Quiet room. God is in Control.

I hug and kiss u join my sister. U too much.
Them brothers,na 4 cheek I kiss her ooooo. B4 una ask me wetin dey sup. *winks*

Jenni_angel: truth nor go ever dry 4 ur mouth as long as say saliva dey inside. I hail u too with a huge and giangiantic hug

On point joor. Life is too short not 2 av fun. Enjoy jare. Oga Lamuel, madam Storm,Madam Jenny, Planetuzor and all that has been keeping the thread alive. I hail o!!!

STORM2: If I tell u guys where I am now u won't believe...
I'm watching a fight live...for real oh taekwondo at sheraton hotel...#fun at its peak!#

Opinions are like ASSHOLES. Everyone have theirs but thinks that the other person's own STINKS.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Let's not 4get the original essence of this thread.
If anyone's opinion doesn't suit u. Fine, u have the right to believe whatever u wanna believe.
But b4 u disseminate any information here, make sure u verify and be sure its true.
I believe we have future Governors and President on this thread. No surprise say person fit just dig out d big lie wey u put 4 dis thread during ur campaign and d person go just tag u lier.
Beware, am zooming all of u on 3D.
Make the Love continue abeg. God will see us through.

efe2real: na medicine oga Lamuel. GOD bless my hardwork with a score of 85

wow. 9c one. Congrats o.

;DI even iron socks join sef

planetuzor: ******Wash uniform in the morning, squeeze with a towel, iron it and then wear it 2 school. . RT if you did this then*****



if u did this click like.. nor lie ooooo

A big Amen to that. Tnx bro.

GreatAustin: i accept your condolence. May God stand by u when u need him most and when u don't even need him... To Temicare, nony, osibella, lamuel, planetuzor, asakel, ablejoe, humbleservant,odizeey, guestc, handzome4u, danox, jenni angel, graceucthei, kristiirians, storm to mention bt a few may God give ur need and want... U will not experience timely death, not grave for ur compound dis year Amen.